>tfw INTP
>tfw no interest in STEM at all
What do I do? Am I just doomed into a life of poverty? I have no direction in life and I feel like if I could just figure out one thing that gets me excited I could put everything I have into it but nothing comes to mind. I'm worried in the amount of time I'm wasting trying to figure out a perfect career path that I'll miss out on my chance. I can't seem to relate to other INTP anons here too because I just don't like the sciences or anything with numbers.
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>>34615104
>no interest in STEM at all
Obviously, or you would know that MBTI is pseudoscience. Do whatever makes you happy OP.
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Just do some crappy easy jobs like office work, the people there are dumb so even with mininal effort you can still do well
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>>34615104
what are you interested in
origami
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Why don't non-virgin fembots become practice gf for robots?
Robots get experience and confidence boost, fembots get to atone for their sins against humanity. It's perfect.
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>>34614921
Because fembots aren't real. There are only roasties looking for attention, traps, and NEETs baiting gullible normies. Anyone who says they are a "fembot" is lying, and even if they were, why would you want to associate with another failure? Isn't it more comfortable just to fantasize about it and never have your illusion shattered?
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>>34615254
>fembots aren't real
Yes they are. There are two types and slutty fembots, whom I was talking about in OP, are much more common.
>Why would you want to associate with another failure?
Literally why wouldn't I?
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>>34615663
No you stupid fuck, fembot is a contradiction and especially "slutty fembots". Robots are virgins who can't into society and have no presence. Just by being a woman, you're already wanted by society and being slutty means you have presence. Therefore, fembots don't exist since females can't be robots. Got that?
Sex is a vital part of life. It's not bad if you choose to abstain for whatever reason. Free choice and all. But it's a wonderful experience to have and learn upon. I wouldn't use virgin as an insult, but I do have trouble viewing you as a functioning adult if you've never had sex.
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>>34614875
Sex is NOT a vital part of life, it is hugely, tremendously overrated by marketing manipulators, to sell more shit to retards like you. Catholic priests, a lot of monks swear to celibacy. Of course they all are not as clever and functional as you.
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>>34614888
And I am not a virgin, I fucked over 300 females in my 51 year, so I know what I am talking about.
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>>34614888
They fuck kids.
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Is there anything more robot than asmr?
Post your favorite asmr videos and artists
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QmP97CoWWe8
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Listening to ASMR made me have a fucking breakdown. I think it was because i realised all the things i'm missing by being a robot, so i can't listen to that shit any more. Fuck i hate myself.
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>>34614913
I'm sorry anon.. it is a bitter sweet feeling for me too. I like to listen to the spooky roleplay ones though, it's relaxing.
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>>34614979
It's kinda awkward too because i got sent to a crisis team and how the fuck do you explain that listening to cute girls talk close to a microphone broke your head. I'll try some of those spooky ones though, maybe if it's less believable it won't fuck me up so bad.
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I keep getting acne in my dick
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What the fuck is happening, what am I supposed to do?
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I think that's called herpes senpai
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>>34614807
I think you need to not be a virgin to get that senpai
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Acne, or ingrown hairs?
I've had an ingrown hair on the shaft of my benis and it started (and ended up) looking like an acne thing
turned out it was a fucking ingrown hair
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>*ring* *ring* . . . *ring* *ring*
>you pick up the phone
>it is Gondola calling you
>you answer
>"yes helo yes dis es gondola :DDD"
How do you respond?
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I ban you from /r9k/ for knowing absolutely nothing about this meme.
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>>34614779
GONDOLA DOESN'T TALK LIKE THAT YOU RETARD
THAT'S SPURDO
LEARN YOUR FUCKING MEMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Gondola is a fucking mute idiot
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Let's share our paranormal encounters! It can be good or bad, no judgment here my dudes.
I'll go first!
>be 5 or 6
>used to be extremely scared of the dark and nighttime so I used to have a lot of trouble sleeping
>it's about 3 am and I can't sleep bc I'm so scared so I decide to head downstairs to my parents bedroom
>open door to parents room and it's dark as shit, parents are sleeping good af
>notice something glowing on the other side of the room, near my parents bed
>it's two pairs of glowing eyes, one purple and one green
>they're staring at my parents like just watching them n shit
>they look at me after they notice that I'm staring at them
>don't feel scared just confused as fuck
>run back upstairs to my room and force myself to sleep
I told my parents the next morning but they didn't believe me and they still don't to this day. Do you think those eyes were demons?
Also interesting note, my parents were in a really stressful situation at this point in my life (debt & money probs) and I remember my house always having this negative vibe to it.
Your turn.
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Sleep paralysis is the closest thing I've ever experienced. I've seen a stupid amount of shadow people and more demonic figures, to the point it doesn't bother me anymore. I can physically feel it when they touch me which is unsettling but I've never been hurt, for obvious reasons.
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>>34614800
How can one get sleep paralysis? I've recently seen videos about them but it seems so unreal
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>>34614835
I only get it when I sleep on my back. For a while I was getting it every single night regardless of position but that seems to have stopped. I'm also a lot more prone to it if my pattern gets disrupted, so if I go to bed at like 3:30am instead of 10pm I'll almost definitely get it.
Most of the time I don't get any hallucinations, but when I do it's bad. Usually gets coupled with exploding head syndrome so I'll wake up to screaming or shooting and see all these ominous figures and shit. If you ever have it just don't open your eyes, makes it a lot easier.
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>You can take whatever you want, anon
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can i get a gf
origami
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>>34614644
The one with the yellow frosting looks the best.
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I want to take my own life.
>tfw no one on /r9k/ is smart enough to talk to as an equal
where do I find more intelligent online communities?
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the smrtest don't use crappy word conversation
it is all physics equation or puzzle like sudoku exchange
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>>34614623
Are you vegan OP?
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/b/ obviously
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I've dropped university 3 times now, failed to hold a job more than 4 times, parents are cutting my internet on the 5th, say I have to get a job in the local area I can walk to or take public transport, I'm not going to do either.
I'll be forced to wander to the public library for internet. What do I do with the resources there to make something of myself? What do I try to learn, programming, cyber security, what?
What do I do to get my life back on track robots. Suicide is seeming like a serious option but I know I won't do it yet.
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>>34614590
Why did you quit university? What are your thoughts on a trade school like heating/cooling or an electrician? Even IT work??
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>>34614590
have you considered government assistance? just say you're black on the application
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>>34614590
dude im in a similar situation
>dropped out 3 times
>27, no money, no job, no degree
>havent told parents i dropped out again
>have to tell them soon because they think im graduating..
dont know what to do
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Does anyone else always root for the villan? Is it bad I almost always empathize with them the most?
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>>34614588
>not rooting for edgy antiheroes instead
Thats aside, why would any self respecting robot root for the Chad power fantasy that is the average hero? Usually the villain has actual motives and isn't just some mindless mix of a beta provider and an alpha jock
The hero is who women want men to be, the billain is who a man could actually become if things went poorly
Edge /off
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>>34614588
Some of them are just right, but normie directors think, that we must disagree with them, with their ideals, so they make them as edgy as possible.
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>>34614588
Not really, but I do wish they won more often or that the hero lost more often without bad dude winning.
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who /j-rock/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZYNrpLkMY8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc1FvrL4EqA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpYm-0WLzkA
seriously, it's the best music I've ever heard
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I really like Kana-boon, AKFG, and Radwimps. Gesu no Kiwami Otome was good too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae6gQmhaMn4
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>>34614616
damn that one's good
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>>34614646
they're on semi-permanent hiatus now though
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>dude you're so quiet all the time. nobdy will ever care about you
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those seem like two strange sentences to have next to each other
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>>34614498
There's a quiet "gansta" mexican kid in my college class.
He stole a car and is going to court. He seems REALLY quiet and hasn't made friends. Still having a hard time imagining someone wanting to make fun of him though
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>>34614498
Exactly. Just say something motherfucker, why are you so scared to say something holy shit
>one chance at life
>born a brainlet
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>>34614451
>"Intelligence isn't everything, anon!"
FUCK YOUUUUUUU
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>>34614451
this feel makes me not sleep at night and cry during the day
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>tfw I'm fucking retarded but people think I'm smart but lazy
Stop watching porn! This makes you literally a cuck because you're watching a dude fucking another girl!
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i pretend it's me tho
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>>34614694
You are delusional. That isn't you, and it will never be you. Your probably a closet cuck.
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What if it's just chicks solo from /s/?