If you dont like anime you simply can not be a robot. It is THE robot medium.
If you dont like it you should go back to facebook
>>34618084
Reimu isn't even from an anime you fucking low tier weeaboo.
Low tier weebs are normie trash too.
Yeah it's only those two things you either watch anime or are a Facebook browsing normie gotcha mr bait
>>34618116
Semantics you stupid fucking autist
Is this better?
>eat my own jizz
>hair starts to regenerate
This is not a meme I've literally cured male pattern baldness.
>>34618062
we require some proof anon, you can't just coerce people into being fags without proving you aren't bullshitting
>>34618112
It's no different from eating your own boogers.
>>34618112
I know sperm is good for skin but hair?
Maybe stop with the sugar and booze and jerking off OP!
Answer for all you uni/college/high school robots here. If there are any women in your classes, how many of them would you actually like to fuck.
Be honest
Honestly 85%, 50% I would pay good money too.
>>34618047
9-10 of 22
But I feel like my standarts are way too high
>>34618047
Probably 95%
I don't even care about the sex though, I just want to be loved.
>breakfast: 2 tacobell taco 12 packs and a large diet Pepsi
>brunch: large chocolate milkshake and three cheeseburgers
>lunch: 7 eggs and 12 pieces of bacon
>dinner: four footlong chili dogs and a liter of diet mountain dew
>snack: large sonic oreo blast and 5 chocolate chip cookies
>went over 15,000 calories again and still haven't had dessert
How do I stop eating bros?
are u going to the gym later?
>>34618048
My mom canceled my membership because I never went
How do you afford food?
Pretty self explanatory, I'll try my best to reply to everyone in this thread, at least until I fall asleep. Ask me questions or tell me a story, I'll read whatever you post and do my best to write out a good reply. And I'll be posting some nice cars too
>>34617984
I don't really have anything to talk about. but we might as well trade (You)s
do you like Phil Collins? what do you think about this OC I made?
I ate half a pizza. Is my face going to be fat tomorrow? Should I skip supper?
>That was the best sex I've ever had, gaijin-san!
How do you respond?
>>34617927
>gaijin-san
If they were trying to be polite (-san) they'd probably use okyaku-san, "Guest."
I wish there was more JAV with english subtitles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFdpWdbVTd4
>about to commit suicide
>helium tank, gas mask assembly complete
>put on mask
>turn on tank
>lay down face up on bed
>close eyes
>mum opens door
>"ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
>take off gas mask
>prepare the most dramatic speech that will make her cry for sure
>deep breath
>attempt to begin speech, forget that there's helium in lungs
>the words "you'll never understand my pain" come out in the squeakiest, queerest fucking chimpmunk voice
>tfw she laughs and leaves
>>34617823
Can't even kill yourself right OP
>>34617823
Pretty good, OP. I look forward to reading more from you in the future.
Nice repost faggot, maybe you should attempt to actually kill yourself the same way you unoriginal cunt
Do fat people deserve respect?
no. Kill yourself for having to ask.
>>34617788
not until they start losing weight and I mean seriously losing weight, hitting the gym, eating well, etc.
>>34617788
Not if they're not ashamed of being fat.
Post matches
Ask questions
Make fun of uggos
Do what you wanna do
>>34617708
do you actually see this one OC?
>>34617708
>6 feet weeb girl with pink hair eating pocky.
I bet she has a pretty pink feminine penis.
>>34617780
yeah, we matched
red flag as fuck but i'm going for it
>>34617817
that'd be perfect but I doubt it
>that kid who never talked in school
Seriously, old fags, what happened to that kid?
He became a school shooter/joined ISIS.
>>34617628
i became >that guy who never talks at work
i'm sure there are a lot of us here
>tfw that kid was me
I probably deserved all the weird looks I got
>Eliza Threads get 404'd
>Fembot and Trap threads thrive
>r9k wants Trap and Fembot threads gone
Why don't we just take over Fembot and Trap threads and turn them into Eliza threads?
>>34617577
What are you talking about there is only 1 trap thread up?
>>34617577
I like your thinking anon, I will make it my duty to post Eliza.
>>34617577
Why stop there we can just post eliza on any thread that deserves to gtfo
ITT post your normieknockers
They never stand a chance when I bring this up.
>>34617602
You hit people with books?
>>34617602
>attacking someone with a book
>Tfw only exist because parents wanted 3 children and my mother had a miscarriage before me
Oh my fucking God I actually know this feel. I want to kill myself.
>>34617570
>>34617570
I only exist cause parents wanted a boy and a girl
1st (boy/born)
2nd (girl/miscarriage)
3rd (boy/born)
4th (girl/miscarriage)
5th (boy/born/me)
6th (boy/born)
My parents were 16 when they had me. I was literally a mistake. My existence is a fluke, thats why I spend my time here.
Who else here has mega autistic outburst when noone is around?
>I scream at the top of my lungs for no reason (usually harsh shrills and weird noises)
>repeat words I see posted here alot like tendies, reeeeeeee, and cuck often refering to my cat as my "my little tendie" or after I get get off the phone say "what a cuck"
>binge eat and drink so recklessly that there have been times i thought I was going to legit die (Drank a whole case of beer and a handle of liquor in the span of a day and a half)
>randomly break shit in my house for no reason and have caused thousands of dollors in damage to every place I have ever lived
>all the while I work a steady good paying job doing HVAC systems but come home to eternal loneliness and bordom
>>34617557
Me, I pretend I'm some kind of rapper and pretend like I'm holding a gun and pointing it at the camera, and try to rhyme words with 'nigga'.
yea, but I don't think it's that bad.
>tfw I randomly scream and make whale noises when I know I'm alone
>tfw I violently swear for no reason whatsoever for minutes on end because it helps me think
>tfw my neighbors probably hear me
i think it's because I'm bored. I have no games left to play and no one to talk to.
>>34617683
The cops come to my house regularly when I get real drunk.
Why don't you settle for an average boy?
>>34617533
niqqa that's gay
>I'm waiting for YOU, femanon. I am your special somebody... These lips yearn for your kiss!
what do you do
>>34617533
You mean settle for the ugliest person I've seen all day? Nah, I'm good.