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>WATCHU EATIN
>DRINKIN
>WATCHIN
>PLAYIN
>LISTENIN
>FAPPIN
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whiskey coke, reading crime and punishment and reading robot9000 board of 4chan.com
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>>34620456
This is my entire life ...all day everyday..
NEET life is goodlife.
enjoy
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Something...something.
Nothing.
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Chad:
>6'4"
>8x6 cock
>muscular
>earns 6 figures doing an awesome job
>has bad ass, challenging, interesting hobbies/passions
>extroverted, fun to be around
>had a good upbringing and is mentally stable
>has fucked over 100 girls so he knows how to give a good dicking
You:
>5'6"
>5x4 lil pecker
>skinny, skinny-fat or just plain ol' obese
>NEET, zero employment prospects
>watches anime, jacks off to hentai and plays wow all day
>introverted, boring, shy
>FAS baby, numerous mental illnesses
>virgin, clueless about sex
Why would women POSSIBLY choose you? Why do you think for a god damn second you should have romance and sexual experiences when you're inferior in every way to about a bajillion random Chads any halfway attractive girl can find on Tinder.
>b-but i had s-some nice conversations with my oneitis!! and then she just goes and gets with Chad?!? women are so DUMB
That's great, my man. You can keep her entertained between fuck sessions with Chad when he's out doing cool shit.
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The world is nothing without flaws. People are nothing without flaws.
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>>34620423
>every normie is chad
>every guy on r9k is "you"
why did I even reply to this shit thread, sage
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>>34620423
>Why would women POSSIBLY choose you?
because uglier, shorter, fatter fucks than me are having sex right now
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What goes around comes around I guess 2017-02-04 02:16:07 Post No.34620410
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What goes around comes around I guess
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2017-02-04 02:16:07
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After 21 years of futile existence, I finally got a gf, we've been together for 2 months now.
She's 18, I was the first guy she ever kissed and I took her virginity.
This weekend I asked her if she wanted to sleep over since I'm home alone, but she told me she has to look after her nephew since her sister's away for work.
I mean, her family is strict af, but why the hell can't she live her life?
Now I'm feeling sick, my stomach hurts and I feel like crying just cause I'm getting paranoid, thinking she doesn't like me anymore and stuff like that.
I haven't felt like this since last year, when I used to cry myself to sleep thinking I was alone and nobody liked me.
Why the fuck is one single bad thing enough to make me feel like my whole life is crumbling down?
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>>34620410
you need to stop being a fucking fag.
you need to live for yourself, not for her, thats how you become a better person, a desireable person.
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>>34620410
just drive past her house and see if she's there or not, it won't hurt her if she is doing nothing wrong, know what I'm saying
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>>34620555
Nice trips.
She lives about 40 minutes away for me, also I don't know her address.
I know, things are slow af between us, she slept at my house once and idk, she always seems enthusiastic when we meet so I don't really think she doesn't like me anymore.
>I've got tickets to the international screening of evangelion 4.4 in the original japanese with subtitles anon
>lets go just the two of us , and then go back to my place to get some drinks
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>tfw no ayanami cosplayer gf to go watch eva 3.0+1.0 and the last kizu movie with
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h h-how does this dress make me look anon
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annoooonn get off of 4chan and come to bed
>chink
>manlet
>no eyebrows
>fat nose
>bad eye sight
how did he do it bros?
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>>34620396
maybe its just me but
>that "this is only temporary look on her face"
somebody tell me i'm crazy.
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Long shot answer but maybe, just maybe, he had the balls to ask her out, and she said yes..........
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>>34620396
well money ofcourse
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Hey anon, wanna walk my dog with me? We can do other things after
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>>34620322
Get lost, degenerate. Don't you know who I am?
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>>34620322
>We can do other things after
We gonna take turns playing resident evil 7, family?
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>>34620322
>>34620337
She actually looks like reviewbrah even if you didn't mean that with your pic.
Now that I think he would be cute if he went full tranny.
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>tfw narrow shoulders
manlets you guys have it easy, you can still get womanlets. a shoulderlet will get nothing whatsoever. we are completely nonsexual being to women.we're more like furniture to them than prospective mates. No woman with any sort of ability to select for good genetics in a mate will ever give us the time of day.
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>>34620319
im not perfect therefore i will never get laid episode
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So?
My brother used to be skinny as fuck but when he went to a detention center and worked out, his shoulders got large.
As for me, I've always had broad shoulders.
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>>34620402
Working out won't widen your shoulder blades, it can only add muscle mass to whatever frame you already have.
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how the hell do i get a gf like this and how do i protect her from Chad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfj-PjQm7fs
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>>34620271
Go to a con or a store where you can buy weeby things and hope a girl like her is there.
You probably can't protect her from Chad though, she'd most likely want her sub-culture's variant of him
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>>34620619
So youre saying drive all the way to the weeb store 50 miles away and stand around for an hour eyeing all the women until i find one i like?
No.
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>>34620950
If you're in school then you could join an anime club if there's one there.But because we're on r9k I'm assuming everyone here is too autistic to seduce the elusive fujoshi
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>tfw too intelligent for neo-/r9k/
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>tfw too intelligent to cry myself to sleep tonight
>not gonna happen
>not this time
>no
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>>34620221
yu wesh yu wus greightr smart i am
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>>34620257
>he can cry
lucky
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Im going to a father daughter dance with my niece
D-do I look ok?
A-am I giving you life and I am a q-queen?
Y-yassss....
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Your head looks like an egg lol
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Your tie is too short and your right suspender is twisted.
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>>34620325
Looks like his collar is shruken
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Whats your experience with melatonin? does it work?
pic unrelated
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>>34620157
it works well
melatonin is a natural hormone that is secreted to encourage the body to sleep, bright light and other stuff can hamper its secretion. so melatonin pills are just supplements to make you sleep faster by putting more into the system
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>>34620157
It does but people often quickly develop a tolerance to supplements. I used it before and it was breddy good but after the third night or so the supplements no longer did anything.
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>>34620285
This. Its works good for awhile. I was able to falk asleep quickly from just 1-2mg, now I can take a handful without much difference
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Alright robots, time to take superior version 4.2 (not mine).
39 here.
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Really, noone wants to take it?
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>>34620135
33, there still hope?
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I can still make it, r-right?
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Alright you cunts, drop all your sad reaction pictures. I need to fill my folder, and will share the ones I already have.
>anime reactions only, I'm a degenerate, and so are you
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>>34620098
>This is a story that began a long, long time ago.
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>>34620115
>so long that even the memory of the teller is starting to fade as we speak
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>>34620138
>earlier in his life, our protagonist was a happy little anon
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Hey anon, who you got winning the super bowl?
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>>34620093
>tfw the south is going to completely slaughter the north
Payback for what you did to atlanta
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>>34620093
Falcons, duh.
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The falcons have a pretty potent offense and defacto MVP Matt Ryan is going to put up some numbers with that ground game and Julio Jones
But I hate this fucking team and I want them to never succeed in anything so I'm going with the Patriots
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Be honest with me for a moment: why do you pine after women your own age, knowing full well that the vast majority are too vapid to be worth a damn as people, when there are plenty of women in their early to mid 30s?
I'm being dead serious. For most of my life I spat at the idea of dating an older woman, but I'll be damned if the decision to pursue a relationship with a 33 year old wasn't the second best move I've made in my life. Gen X > Millenial, every fucking time.
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>>34620072
posting kate is cheating tho
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Yeah but they're in that phase of their life where instead of just riding the cock carousel they realize their ovaries are withering and are waiting for the right beta to sink their claws into and "settle down with" before its too late.
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>>34620072
>he's late to the mommyfu meme