GEORGIA ROBOTS
RIZE UP
>bringing home the owl edition
>>34621325
EL BUMPO ORIGINALIO
Falcons dynasty when
>>34621474
Sunday nigga!!! RISE UP!!!
>God creates Japanese women
>God places you on the other side of the globe
J U S T
Do you really think if regular western girls don't like you somehow japanese girls will be all over your dick?
>>34621331
not even two posts in and roast is toast already
you cannot make this up
>>34621331
No, but it's worth a shot. Worst case you get to continue being a KHV but live in the KHV Mecca anyway.
What are some essentialy comfycore films? Movies with scenes that look like the images posted your standard comfy threads and cover themes about loneliness, isolation, and disconnect?
The main examples that come to mind are The Social Network, Her, and Lost in Translation. What else is there?
Taxi Driver
Apparently not an original comment.
>>34621304
Any Miyazaki movie
>>34621304
how do you watch those films?
i don't know why, but the somber mood puts me at unease, actually. it has to be something more relatable, or something like:
the cool kids? or secret agent spy hotties?
i feel really uncomfortable watching friends. i like the oc, its super super freaking relatable, mean girls, 90210, and i love the first 1/3 of
https://youtu.be/v2oC2vJailQ lol she's reall
secret garden is comfy https://youtu.be/1zeqqhA5Z3A
i haven't seen this in years but i remember it as comfy :)
what about sound of music? that's the best, ever, in creation. it's happiness.
sound of music
or maybe...
the talented mr ripley? dead poets society? i've always found matt damon to have a comfy atmosphere :) the italian coast helps
also netflix lol there is lots of comfy there
victorian era, medieval, renaissance, everything
or planet earth comfiest
>tfw 29 yo khv and the only girl to show interest in me, she even expressed if she wasnt lesbian she would date me
she super model tier hot ;( too which makes me want to fuck her by force, we chill regularly now
What do?, she got fucking close to kissing me last night then she told me she isnt thinking straight and that she feels lost and i make her feel like we might belong
WTF why did she have to be lesbian im falling super hard 4 her
>>34621294
She doesn't sound like a lesbian in the slightest honestly.
Maybe say you'd like to try and make it work, then say that threesomes are something you'd be open to.
get a sex change oregano
she afraid of the dick, bruh
you gotta like put your dick in something more reassuring to her, like a box of kittens or something
make her think your dick is a kitten and shell stop being gay
Lets be honest here.
Are the Souls games the best video games ever made?
>>34621213
They're some of the best action/adventure games out there.
>>34621213
Some of them. The combat and level design are amazing. I wouldn't say they are the best video games ever, but >>34621280 had it right.
>>34621213
Bloodborne imho is the greatest video game ever made and is considered a masterpiece for all artistic mediums.
Dark Souls series itself is currently the best video games being made. The formula of a cryptic world that you navigate in a true D&D style with the perfect difficulty is awesome. Perfect mix of mystery, art direction, fun, and customization.
redpill me on women with male roommates. are they always fucking them or is that just me being paranoid?
>>34621172
It depends. Are the roommates like you or Chad?
>>34621172
In my experience, yes, they are fucking like rabbits when the doors are shut.
>>34621172
Paranoid. Please don't fall for the 'women are heartless whores that fuck everything that moves/doesn't move' meme.
Black intj here. 25kv I just feel so lost and isolated can I please get some you's from you guys.
>>34621131
fem white INTJ here, have a (you), comrade
>nigger
>J
>not P
Absolutely fucking worthless
>>34621169
P's are degenerate and the reason why 70% world is trash.
Post shit that makes you cringe. Any sort of cringe goes, dumping my shit here.
>>34621054
whon
>>34621084
twon
>>34621091
Threese
Today is my 23rd birthday.
>I'm an unpassable transgender girl
>a virgin
>and an unemployed NEET who still lives with her parents.
Can I be wished a happy birthday, I don't have anyone else, please wish me a happy birthday and tell me it's going to be okay.
>>34621037
Happy Birthday, i hope things get better for you, i really do.
Go cry >>>/lgbt/ tranny freak.
>>34621037
Happy birthday anon. May the bitch that is life be easy on you for once.
Think about how much time you waste by sleeping. 8 hours a day adds up to more than 120 days wasted a year.
If that time could somehow be claimed back, that could be years added to your life. There's gotta be a way around this.
>>34620986
Don't worry, I spend the other 16 on /r9k/. It doesn't matter
>>34620997
You could be on here more though
think about how much time you waste staying awake. 16 hours awake every day just to suffer and be miserable
sleep is better
I want a girl to love me...
...the way Eureka loves Renton...
>>34620961
...the way Lafiel loves Jinto...
>>34620975
...the way Lilly loves Hisao...
What will happen if I remain a virgin for the rest of my life?
I'm 18, never had a girlfriend, never had sex. I've kissed one girl but I didn't do it willingly, the roastie forced herself on me.
How will I be affected mentally in life I completely give up on women? Will I go crazy?
Is sex even a need? Is cuddling a need?
Can I be successful in life, get a good job, make a lot of money, yet still become a wizard?
>>34620923
>How will I be affected mentally in life I completely give up on women? Will I go crazy?
I'm 21 and still a virgin. I think i'm slowly loosing it i still haven't kissed someone, held hands or even hugged someone.
>Is sex even a need? Is cuddling a need?
Sex or cuddling isn't a need in life. Companionship is. If we dont have Companionship, being friends or a relationship, then our minds loose grip on reality and how to act and what to feel in certain situations.
>Can I be successful in life, get a good job, make a lot of money, yet still become a wizard?
Sure you can be successful, you'll just be unhappy with with your life as a whole. You might look at friends or family members and see what they have achieved in the same amount of time as you. Then realise you have the job but no family of your own or even a wife/girlfriend.
Don't give up though, as i said im 21 and a KHHV, i haven't. I might not get that qt virgin gf i want but i'm just going to be happy someone wants to spend time with me doing the things that we both enjoy together.
>>34620923
Same here except I had a (5/10) girlfriend for a week. She was really smart and not autistic so it was okay but I ended up going after another girl at a dance but then that girl went for my best friend.
there was a girl from UK and had a fat ass and tall too I wish I fucked her.
Nonetheless I plan on getting lots of pussy. 90% of getting pussy is
> season is summer
> be attractive
> have a job
> be 5 years older than them
So it's kind of difficult if you're 18 (I am) but it's all gonna work out.
I also have an 8 inch cock.
yo dude no worries,i didn't lose my virginity till I was 19. but my best advice, go to college, horny chicks everywhere and no matter how cringy you are, there will be one willing to look past that. also I have met a wizard, don't be a wizard.
What's the best way to find prostitutes online?
>>34620900
what the fuuuuck is that outfit
the checker white reminds me of the sun shields people put on their cars
the silver reflecting aluminum foil tribe aesthe
>>34620900
UK / EU - www.adultwork.com
US - www.skipthegames.com
If you have money Eros is good
In a couple of weeks I'll win an undisclosed amount of millions of Euros.
I don't have any people in my life who I consider to be real 'friends'
I'm thinking of buying a Rolls Royce and driving across europe and not giving a fuck if somebody tries to rob me, I'll just murder them at the spot, I'm at the point where I feel like I don't care anymore. Too many people have told me I can't do this; I can't do that. I just wanna do something that I feel like I want to do.
I'd also for a few years I want to move to the Hollywood Hills, because of a personal relationship with that area. (though I hate the liberal cucks who live there)
Should I do it?
Buy a Bentley Mulsanne instead
IMO
>>34620887
But me some Gucci coats pls. I can be your pen pal, give you shitty advice and stuff.
>>34620937
Damn I meant "buy me". Sry m8.
is it stupid that i dont like the us national anthem or any of the kind of music thats played for presidential events? im glad to live in the us but when watchibg the innauguration i asked my mom if people actually liked the national anthem or they just do it for doing it and ahe was like "You should love the national anthem in fact anytime its played your supposed to have your right hand on your heart" (she does that for like ten secobds and then obviously becomes bored of it)
it just seems awkward when it comes on with someone singing and all
Nah your mom sounds stupid tho
>>34620858
The US flag looks kinda ugly too... I love the US, but it's flag and Yankee songs are a bit strange. Just stare at the flag, it looks like a fucking candy cane or barber shop post.
>>34620858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9e7Bmsd_Iw
i like it if it's performed the right way, as in the above vid. it sounds shit when performed by a solo female singer as seems to be most common at any sort of gathering
i like other national anthems better though, a few of my favorites linked below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeDmsIMwQX8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIQSEq6tEVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSfbnqmTl8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTwgwEHiWm0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdYCbAjgfh4