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oh come on, no one?

>>34621716
you can't Iearn japanese

>>34621716
I just transferred classes (freshman high school) and I'm having to catch up on half a year of moon runes. The whole class speaks japanese. If I want to speak english, I have to ask "eigo i desuka"

Pls to halp with katakana right now

>>34621691
well just tell her that your dog's beasts bounced up and down as you fucked her. The floor squeaked as your strokes became even deeper and harder. you forced her legs wider apart and moved both hands to her front legs, pumping into her as you felt your orgasm approaching. Fido's body felt both firm and yeilding underneath you. she was a slave to you dick, pierced by its girth and length. you was panting and moaning gently and you could sense she was on the verge of a giant orgasm too. in the end you just completely splooged all over her. there was so much cum. Fido just so desperately licked it up, she loved the taste of it.

>she
>going to woman therapist
go to a fucking man you retard

>>34622655
no I can't tell my feelings to a man, that's gay

I quit my job and lived 5 years on my own with no income. Shit sucks.

>>34621684
I have never done it, but I understand that in much of the country it is undoable. Certainly it would be so where I live. Best of luck.

>>34622300
Fucking how?! Were you homeless? Bux?

>>34621595
Why would a woman change your political view?

It might make you less of a troll, but chances are having, say...a wife and kids might reinforce that ideology since you'd be responsible for protecting and providing for them, no?

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What's amazing is that both Chad and r9k autists voted for Trump. Obviously what the two have in common is some form of mass delusional syndrome

>>34622161
chad is delusional in a good healthy way we're delusional in a very unhealthy way

Drunken Boxing & Gender Studies

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>>34621588
muay thai & math

wing chun and quantum physics
i just want to be a time ninja

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>>34621559
Have a (you), pal.

Can I have one in return?

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>>34621830
Sure, bro.
BBCblox

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Thank you for your call,who may this be?

>>34621548
>she used 90% of her birthday wishes to make her friend infatuated with her
>he never did +turned into a sociopath
Ahh, life's a joke

>>34621596
literally the same thing here
are you me?

I've used my last ten to wish for a gf. And my 11:11am 11/11/2011 wish. Any day now.

>>34621529
>Anybody here enjoy being alone?
Yes, very much so. I'm a failed norman who self isolated by choice, I only really talk to my family now and a few people online.


>What do you do?
Listen to a lot of music. Go out exploring nature. Go to different cities and just walk around looking at stuff.

>How do you avoid people that try to disturb your alone time?
That isn't much of a problem anymore, I ignored almost everyone to the point where no one bothers me anymore, the ones that do know to do it so infrequently that I don't mind much.

still >tfw no gf tho

>>34621985
>Go to different cities and just walk around looking at stuff.
wow thats kinda cool. how often do you go to different cities and where have you been?

I really enjoy staying inside. The only times i like being outside is when its in the middle of the night. It feels like i am the only person left in the world. super comfy.

>>34622117
Not that often cos of train prices in the UK, I mostly do nature walks or night bike rides where I live. I've been to pretty much every big city in the UK, and a couple in Europe too, I really wanna do some more international travel by myself, UK gets sorta boring after a while.

I feel you with the night time thing, I don't mind being out in the day but it's so much better exploring places that usually have lots of people around in the day but are totally empty at night time. Especially if you have some really good music playing at the same time, you just get lost in the moment.

I don't know what a girl's hair feels like so I'll take your word for it.

>>34621520
What if I want the curly hair experience?

>>34621520
I love girls

I know it is but I do it anyway

No, LOL

Attempting to make you think so is one of the primary missions of feminists, who believe all sexual gratification males receive should be meted out by a woman in exchange for goods

>>34621503
It is senpai

>tfw have to resort to getting /fit/ (through steroids) and verbally + physically abusing women in order for them to acknowledge me in a non-platonic way
Why did it come to this brehs

>>34621463
Tfw I am that type of girl.
City?
Oreganono

>tfw no gf to stare at the stars and cry together listening to Frank ocean

I now know this feeling of desperation and it hurts

>>34621459
Did you imagine your life together?

You did didn't you

>>34621459
Did she smile or look away in fright?

>>34621774
Neither, it was a sort of neutral expression.

>>34621402
No one else wants to. My country is full of rednecks with their anti-communist propaganda so far up their asses that they don't know that its the way to go.

That would require talking and organizing with other people which is terrifying prospect in its own right.

>>34621454
Must be retarded. Every time a country has tried to move towards communism it becomes total shit. As examples:
>South Korea goes capitalist after the war. Becomes high income country
>Japan goes capitalist after the war. Becomes high income country
>Cuba goes communist after its revolution. Becomes a shit hole for the past half century

>>34621388
RAPED
BEANED

original

>>34621388
>Riced
This can't be a thing, anon.

>>34621450
https://www.google.com/search?q=what+percentage+of+people+are+asian&oq=what+percentage+of+people+are+asian
Oh, but it is. Someone is taking our Nippon waifus.

>>34621348
grow a pair of balls and whoop her ass nigger

I've missed this meme

>>34621348
>ships out dick
don't worry I'll take care of this
lol