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>TFW 30
>TFW my life is just reminiscing about the past, reminiscing about my dog, reminiscing about HS and college, reminiscing "what ifs"
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>reminiscing about my dog
DON'T
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>>34622435
I come home to an empty apartment, of course it's gonna happen. My mind lets it happen
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>>34622526
You should get a bearded dragon, they're the ultimate robot pet. Extremely docile, not very demanding. All around chill animals that just want to eat bugs and snuggle up.
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>Anon, mom said you have to let me play too
>Anon, dad said you have to share with me
>Anon, mom said it's my turn to watch TV
>Anon, can you walk me to the bathroom, I'm scared
>Anon, can I sleep with you, I'm scared
>I'm telling!
Little fucking whores. Did you robots have little sisters? Share your stories.
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>be 8
>sister is 5
>she trashes my room for no reason
>throws my stuff all over the place
>makes a huge mess
>tell parents
>dad tells me I have to clean it up because I'm older
>wtf dad
>sister pokes her tongue out at me as I go to my room
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>>34622097
>>Anon, can you walk me to the bathroom, I'm scared
>>Anon, can I sleep with you, I'm scared
>Big Brother, I'm scared of something and being with you makes me feel safe, please help me
That's adorable, what's wrong with you
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Bump for the loving and respectful treatment of little sisters everywhere
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You're selfish
You're ignorant
You're never going to make friends
You'll never get a girlfriend
You're an asshole
You're worthless
Do you hate us?
Look at how much better your brothers/sisters are
Why can't you just do things right?
Who raised you?
Why do you not talk to us?
We're trying to help
Why do I have to baby you?
Make your own decisions
You can't live through life saying "I don't know"
Why don't you talk to anyone?
Why are you so secretive?
Why don't you ask for help?
Have fun working as a janitor for the rest of your life
You're going to regret everything.
Why do you lie?
You're not even trying to look for a job.
Why are you not going to school?
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>>34622046
>all things my mom never said but she implied
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>>34622079
>mfw my mom has actually said some of those outright
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>>34622046
Fuck you it's aspergers and you need to support your special son
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Let's say you're stranded on an island for six months, and you have to pick a partner to stay with you on the island.
Your choices are as follows:
A skilled marksman and hunter
An engineer
A botanist/biologist
A Navy Seal
Who do you choose?
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>SEAL
Not an actual seal
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qt botanist grill
ore oreganooo
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>>34622049
Seal to give me cummies
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>tfw avoidant personality
>tfw crave affection
>tfw fear rejection and ridicule
>tfw never show affection to other people out of fear of being hurt
>tfw push anyone who shows me affection away so they'll never have a chance to hurt me
Is there a worse personality to have?
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>>34621986
Histrionics are the fucking worst.
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>>34621999
For people around them yes, but I'm sure they're pretty happy with their own lives
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>>34622151
Well, as long as they have attention.
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Anyone know that /bullied/ feel?
I feel horrible because I've never fought back, like ever. It haunts me everyday.
>tfw deep rooted PTSD
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tfw wanted to fight back but every time I tried Imd get the shit kicked out of me
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Wasn't ever really bullied much but what few times there were I replayed a fantasy of me being a 9th degree black belt and whooping their asses.
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I fantasies sometimes about if I ever saw a kid that used to bully me in school
It's a pretty comfy fantasy.
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>middleschool
>teacher had thighs like pic related
>always wore low cut pencil skirts
>Had a domineering personality
I think I figured out the source of my woes /r9k/
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Yup. This was the source for me as well
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Neat.
I recently realized my taste in women comes from Mindy from Drake and Josh.
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>>34621950
>Compares her thigh to that pug/bulldog
That puppy got wrekt
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>buy a potato for 33c
>eat it
>feel full
Why doesn't everyone do this?
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There's more to life than potatoes
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The last people who stuck to that diet ended up starving to death and neither their culture or population has recovered since.
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>>34621922
>buy high alcohol beer for $1.50
>drink it
>get sweet buzz
why doesn't everyone do this?
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How can I make my voice deeper? Is it possible?
Help please
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Just try to act masculine and assertive. You will instinctively lower your voice.
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>>34621934
Yeah, also make sure to start speaking in a growl.
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>>34621919
Jus b urself haha itll work buddy
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https://youtu.be/8P99Yo92E9Q
what is up with all these fucking international SJWs all of a sudden? especially in korea and japan.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgSWIpR-u2U
like seriously where the hell are all these people coming from?
is there some sort of conspiracy going on?
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Probably has something to do with that movie-tier conspiracy that turned out to be real with the 11 most rich bitches in South Korea running the country from the dark.
It's still fucking weird how SJW shit has just exploded in the west, even Japanese porn artists are having their twitters mass reported and taken down.
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>>34621966
link to conspiracy?
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Anyone else /cocaine/ here?
Makes you feel like a normie
Followup
What do you pay for different drugs in your country?
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>>34621878
Cocaine up in eastern Canada (around me anyway) is $60-80 a gram, depending on the seller/quality
Coke is the only drug i do, weed makes me lethargic and paranoid and i don't fuck with psychadelics cause i figure with how shitty my life is right now my mind isn't in a good place and i'll have a bad trip and become paranoid.
Coke at least makes me feel good and numb for a short while.
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>>34621977
I don't like coke because it's detrimental to my health and addictive.
I'll smoke a doobie tho. I'll smoke all the doobies
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>>34622008
I wish doobies had the same effect on me as it does for most people. I take a few puffs and start thinking everyone in the room is against me and find a way to gtfo
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Why not just pay an escort, /r9k/?
>according to TRP women do not love men the same way men love women anyway, so its not like its any major difference from PUA / being an ALFA MAIL
>Chad bangs and throws out women like used Kleenex, it's not like he values the women he fucks anyway
>marriage and dating is essentially prostitution,
>can have cuddles, kisses and sex with no gender politics whatsoever
Why bother with shit like Tinder and normie girls when you can earn money for yourself then indulge in love and compassion?
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but I did
originigloo
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>>34621787
>Why not just pay an escort, /r9k/?
I'm scared shitless of the law.
I would never break the law in the usa because I am not a citizen and the risks are too great, and i am still a little scared to do it in my country of citizenship. However, I might visit some EU countries (mainly to visit churches and look at architecture) and have my first experience with a woman after 24 years of nothing.
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I want intimacy, not sex.
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Was she the original pure virgin waifu?
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>>34621783
Nah she was a turbo slut that was "Saving herself for marrige".
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>>34621783
Lol no, Joseph was divinely cucked
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>>34621783
I'd say that waifuism is a modern version of idolatry.
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How do I fuck the mom of the kid I'm babysitting
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This is her vibrator
It was just laying out here with her door wide open
She has two
And a bunch of lingerie
She's also divorced and very hot
Also I'm black and my dick is 7 inches so I think that's a plus (she's white and rich)
I wanna let her know that I know she's a slut but idk how
Do you guys think she'd be down
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no black guy in the history of ever has been asked to baby sit
fake
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>>34621757
My girlfriend lets me babysit the jobs that she doesn't so I can get some extra money
She also said she'd be fine with me fucking the mom just because it'd be such a crazy thing
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>>34621730
Fellow black bro here
Don't do it man. Just think about the situation for a sec.
The kid had to go through the pain of seeing their parents separate. The mom is probably always horny as fuck and brings dudes over from time to time. Now his/her mom is stooping down low and not giving a fuck and letting a black male(no offense. It is weird trusting a guy to watch your kids regardless of race. Women are more socially acceptable in this position) and let him roam around the house while she's out doing fuck all. So now, the kid has a dude walking around the place telling you what to do and not only that, HE"S ACTIVELY GOING IN YOUR MOM'S ROOM, TOUCHING HER NO NO STUFF AND PLOTTING TO FUCK HER.
This will breed the next robot and probably happening boy. Do not. I REPEAT. DO NOT DO IT
I fucking hate robots. Hate em.
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I'd love to see big P do an entire episode of shitting on robots and how they're giant losers.
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>>34621750
Robots fucking are. I fucking hate them. When I was 12 a robot rape my asshole.
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>>34621750
Dr. Phil is probably the biggest bully on TV. It's intimidating to be on TV in the first place, then he's got an adoring crowd that's obviously going to side with him on everything, further making people feel even smaller and more insignificant. He sets all of the rules, he's the comfortable one, then he sics the crowd on people to top it off.
I understand why it wouldn't work, but all of those interviews should be recorded in private, rather than publicly shaming people. Ideally it wouldn't be on TV at all obviously, but the crowd definitely shouldn't be there when he's berating people.
I don't think he's ever done any actual good. Probably more harmful than anything.