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is naruto /ourguy/ ?
despite all his loneliness shtick, he's just a turbo normie
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isn't that our deepest wish?
to be a normie, that's what we want.
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>>34625279
pretty sure saskue is more /r9k/ incarnate
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>>34625435
definitely not, he's just an edgy twat
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Your allocated 2 days of freedom are here, wagecuck 2017-02-04 06:32:32 Post No.34625235
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Your allocated 2 days of freedom are here, wagecuck
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*yaaaaaaaaaaawn*
Oh, hello there wagecucks. The weekend has arrived, has it? Well, I do hope you're able to enjoy your measly 2 days of freedom... freedom to spend on such important and satisfying tasks as doing your laundry for the upcoming week, preparing your tax return (you owe *more* tax than last year? Well, the NEETbux must flow) and trying to maintain a semblance of a social life with those 'friends' with whom you increasingly have nothing in common except a few fading memories?
I, for one, would not choose such a 'life'. But I guess someone has to pay for these tendies.
Ah, where has the time gone? I'd better let you run along, the weekend is almost over already!
Oh, and wagie?
Another day, another dollar.
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Ew, look at that beta nu male working.
I bet, if I do so dare say that he would work for even LESS than minimum wage if he had to.
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>>34625235
>I'd better let you run along
You don't go outside, let alone run anywhere gay boy.
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poor wagecucks, at least there's the weekend
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Why are there fucking normies here who date women and have girlfriends?
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>>34625162
If there weren't "normies" here then this board would be nothing but a meme depression hug box and woman hate echo chamber
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>>34625162
Cause its fun as fuck to browse this board and see what kind of other problems people have, and before I even lost my virginity and got a gf I used to browse here.
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>>34625299
>If there weren't "normies" here then this board would be nothing but a meme depression hug box and woman hate echo chamber
You say that like it's a bad thing though
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Why haven't you punished the NAP violators yet?
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Because im a lazy no good leech
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The NAP is a spook. Private property is a spook. My property is my own, and I will do with it what I like freely. So long as I assert myself as the holder, I am the proprietor.
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>>34625397
you're spook is my spook
Hey robots so i took the plunge and a girl agreed to fuck me sometime soon... It will be my first time and i am 19. What do I need to know so I dont fuck up? I know porn isn't accurate, so what is?
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>asking r9k
ishygddt
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go to the drug store and get a rectal bulb syringe to properly flush yourself out, you may have to go deep depending on how big she is
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>>34625152
post the original test?
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Does one have to be attractive to get beta orbiters?
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>>34625049
This isn't a serious question?
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Real orbiters? Yes but you need an attractive personality too.
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No, you roast. I have orbiters while pretending to be a girl. If you can't figure it out, you're a fucking moron
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Why is Syria in a war?
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CIA tried to topple their dictatorial government, but botched it
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They think they can remove one dictator and replace him with one of their people that won't be corrupt at first but that eventually gets corrupted, basically autistic screeching and delusion that they'll ever have a functioning country ever.
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cuz u tuch urself
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Can I ask why you all hate women so much? 2017-02-04 06:10:39 Post No.34624900
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Can I ask why you all hate women so much?
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I'm genuinely curious. I don't hate them, and I respect them. I have a girlfriend I love, a mother I respect to the utmost and female colleagues and work mates.
I literally don't understand where these things come from, please explain.
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>>34624900
>I don't hate them, and I respect them.
>I have a girlfriend
hmmmm
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>>34624900
autism is literally the answer
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>>34624917
So all of them have autism?
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>tfw alchoholic out of alcohol
What are your most cringe worthy failures /r9k/ maybe I'll let out a few of mine own
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>>34624886
You know what post goes here.
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>>34624886
>ran out of booze
>wants to discuss his most cringy failures
Oh anon, you're having a good night aren't ya
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>>34624916
>tfw on 2 oyxs and several drinks
Its simply not enough, how can I sleep unless I pass out anon?
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>tfw ywn have a qt chinese communist gf
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i fucking hate communists
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>>34624876
Better dead than red. Commies have no soul.
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>>34624918
agreed
but dam some of them can be qt.
fuck them in both ways
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>starting shitting blood
Looks like the ride is finally over friends
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I do that too. I think it just means you tore your anus taking bad shits and now it's bleeding.
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Could just be hemorrhoids anon
Please see a doctor if you want to live
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I shat blood the other day too, it scared me a lot.
>what are you waiting for, anon? it ain't gonna suck itself
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The thumbnail makes it looks like the scrotum starts at the foreskin
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>tranny has a bigger dick than me
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>>34624832
ikr, wtf.
>>34624670
Her hips and tits ruin it. gtfo.
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Why does my meatus look like it has lips?
pic unrelated
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>>34624650
I think I know what you're talking about as I am the same way and I have only seen one dick like mine on the internet.
It's like your glans are purple but then your urethra is bright pink/red and sticks out just a tiny bit, right?
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>>34624812
>It's like your glans are purple but then your urethra is bright pink/red and sticks out just a tiny bit, right?
YES!
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>>34624650
>pic unrelated
what the fuck is that
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>ethnically jewish
>only attracted to skinheads
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bump
pls let me find a nazi bf that isn't too political
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Do you pass as white?
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Don't have to be racist to be a skinhead.
LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S /R9K/!!!
>be mid-20's manlet/failed chad
>working at failing chain restaurant
>finally decide to show my power level to coworkers after 2 years of appearing normal
>have another job lined up anyway so fuck it, right?
>teenage stacy coworker turns to me and says "omg anon, the funniest thing you ever said was that men under six feet are all beta"
>oh fuck
>insides burn at the thought of once betraying my manlet kin
>afraid not, slut. you're going to learn your goddamn lesson today.
>"it's true, desu. women will instinctively choose the tallest men 9/10"
>stacy laughs again, agrees.
>feed the fire by bringing up fake statistics like Hitler being a manlet while FDR was well over six feet
>mfw two chad coworkers overheard and join in the fun
>mfw they joke about how great it is to be so blessed
>stacy mentions how pissed manlets get when she tells them they are actually genetically inferior
>she laughs again
>take this opportunity to explain that she has actually been taking advantage of insecure people by doing this
>stacy stops laughing. doesn't seem to understand.
>lean in close enough to smell her
>"do you know what I say to girls to piss them off?"
>"WOMEN WITH SMALL BREASTS WILL NEVER BE AS ATTRACTIVE AS WOMEN WITH LARGE BREASTS. MEN WILL INSTINCTIVELY CHOOSE LARGE BREASTED WOMEN 10/10"
>chads both laugh and agree
>mfw stacy is a B cup at best
>mfw the day stacy finally learned her lesson
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>>34624547
Bretty gudd
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>>34624547
>stacy mentions how pissed manlets get when she tells them they are actually genetically inferior
no normal human being uses the phrase "genetically inferior" in real conversation
i realize you have no experience talking to people, but if you just get a little it will make your stories more believable
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fake and homsex