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you all need to kill yourselves right now 2017-02-04 07:45:27 Post No.34626383
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you all need to kill yourselves right now
Anonymous
2017-02-04 07:45:27
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>there are anons on this board RIGHT NOW who fap to porn stars with thousand-miles-of-cock roast beef sandwiches in their crotch
fucking why? there are bounties of amateur roasties who maybe have seen a modest amount less of cock in their roast beef sandwich who post naked pictures of themselves online because their fucking whores, but not because they get paid for it.
if you need to fap to 3DPD, at least amateur roastie cam whores are only getting one of the roasties 2 inherent desires, attention, instead of attention and money. also amateur cam whores are probably on a slightly lower level of batshit crazy stupid whore than porn stars.
if you have to fap to something so repugnant as 3DPD, don't be full absolutely disgusting.
or, you know, you could not be a fucking worthless degenerate and fap to pure vanilla 2D ecchi and hentai. 3D roasties are nothing but fleshy sacks of lies and greed, how can you be aroused by that?
god you guys make me sick with your poor taste
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>>34626383
Jeez you retard, they're just pictures, no one has fucked a picture, you can cum bareback to it and not get an STD, and if a nigger with AIDS prints out pictures and cums on them it has no effect on you, jeez.
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>>34626472
>getting aroused to the thought of fucking a roast beef sandwich between the legs of a large barbie doll who's hungry for cock
how can you even be anything remotely close to aroused at the mere notion of a porn star? what type of woman do you think it takes for one to become a whore for the camera? a disgusting one. that type.
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>>34626532
Its just a fucking image of a female body, you will never ever fuck her, who fucking cares you stupid autist. Fap to porn or don't, 3D, 2D, porn star, camwhore, nude model, bikini model, lingerie model, whatever, do or don't.
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When do you stop feeling terrible about a breakup with someone you thought you'd be with the rest of your life? It's been six months and it hurts as much as the day after it happened. I know she probably doesn't even think about me anymore but I can't get over it.
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>someone you thought you'd be with the rest of your life
first mistake, last mistake
next relationship live it day to day
not thinking about what are you going to do 20 years later
pd: she doesn't even care about you anymore, why should you
you miss the memories, the good moments, nothing else
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time heals all wounds just think about something else
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>>34626361
Bout 350 man you'll be ok
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>sister is on her period
>young untrained german shepard is in the house
>she gets into the bathroom trashcan, grabs my sister's used tampon since the trashcan is lidless, took it all the way back to the living room and tore it the fuck up
>come home and walk into a pungent metallic menstrual funk throughout the living room floor and the remnants of my sister's used tampon torn to smithereens
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>>34626304
Story behind this photo?
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>>34626455
guy is laughing at your life.
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>>34626455
he laughed too hard
IM GOING ON A DATE IN 30 MINUTES WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
WHAT THE FUCK DO I SAY
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i predict they won't show up.
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>>34626281
Ask her what her hobbies are, what her political views are, what did she do today, etc.
Just talk about shit you want to find out about her. Easiest way to weed out whores.
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ask her first if you can before you squeeze her titties
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I really miss the "images that make hmmm" threads. Let's have one now
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Hmmmmmmm horse
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>>34626238
I think that's a device to allow you to play video games if you only have one functional hand.
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Ummmm cows in pool
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why don't robots just have an orgy so they can stop being virgins
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>23 Obese hamplanets
>19 Lanklet skellies
>7 5'2" Manlets
>3 trannies
>1 Obese girl
Nah
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>>34626214
girls on /r9k/ are landwhales
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how could you have an orgy with people who don't leave their house?
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Do any robots have tattoo's? This was my first and it just healed up, 3 pictures total. It's a knight slaying a dragon with his village burning in the background.
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>>34626166
You could have just printed the photo and kept it with you. Instead you put it on you skin for the rest of your life. Jeeeez you are dense.
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2/3 dogs origino cheese comment
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>>34626166
That looks kinda autistic. Why would you tattoo that on yourself?
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HEY R9K IM REALLY DRUNK RN AND I HATE MYSELF LMAO
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hey anon
if you go kill some jews, i promise you you won't hate yourself anymore
trust me dude
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what alcoholic drink are you drinkin rite now my guy?
hope you're in a state of blind happiness, that usually how alcohol goes for me
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>>34626226
im black dude
fewodsuZnfkjewDS
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Have you ever sent dick pics to a steam friend before?
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I don't have Steam, so no.
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I don't have friends, so no.
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I don't have dick, so no.
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r8 my oneitis
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>>34626119
is he on that soylent diet
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>>34626119
I used to go to HS with a guy who looked like that, he was one of those hipster cucks who always treated you like he's better than you because of his trust fund and he plays in a band
really made me thinkaroni
fucking otto
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He looks like me if I had a smaller chin and was starved for two weeks
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Who /angery/ here?
I get angry at the smallest things.
>when hungry
>when somebody calls me but I don't feel like talking
>when somebody say something stupid
Everyrime I feel like im not in charge or when I feel dumb I react with uncontrolled rage.
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No angery??
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I get angery when people hit me from behind
Like if someone was to par me on the back from behind I feel the rage boil up within
Also depends on my mood, but I have a pretty bad temper.
T. Angery one
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I had someone call me twice today at 8 am, didnt pick up and ruined my day already
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What have you given up on recently?
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Gave up on being NEET since I ran out of money. Fortunately I have lots of low interest credit available and a few possible connections to future employment.
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letting hoe ass niggas slide
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Gave up on love. I'm A mess
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stop wasting semen
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ok
can your face be a bank?
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>>34626206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5_nvH2XYh4
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"wasting" implies value
if it were valuable, people would express interest
checkmate, atheists
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/late night snack run/ 2017-02-04 07:14:50 Post No.34625931
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YOU MUST AGREE TO MAKE A SNACK RUN AND BE WILLING TO UPLOAD PICS IN ORDER TO VIEW THIS THREAD
NON-SNACK-RUNNERS CANNOT VIEW THIS THREAD!!
Anyway,
>post your snack run
>rate other's snack runs
>debate snack quality and best snackies
ALERT: ONLY DUBS CAN UNLOCK THIS SNACK BAG BUDDY-Os
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POST THOSE SNACKS STAT SOLDIER
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BAAAAMMMMMPPPPPP
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
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i got snacks earlier
i got some weeb beer, some sweet hawaiian onion chips, some cinnamon bun oreos, and some root beer.
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Is /r9k/ the mgtow board?
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>>34625852
Something like that I guess.
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>>34625852
What's a mgtow
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>>34625902
guys who say they're okay without women but then spend all of their time complaining about them