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My once autistic depressed friend turned into a normie and now I get anxiety attacks that he is going abandon me even though it dosnt seem like he is going to. Does anyone of you robots know this feel? should I be worred my now normie friend is gonna leave?
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chads/normies take great pleasure in getting their 'uncool' friends laid. there could be good things coming your way man
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Talk to him, retard
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>>34628300
F&SPBP
Don't lose contact with him, don't be an asshole to him if he becomes a normalfag unless he becomes an asshole to you.
This is your chance of getting out of robothood, maybe the last one so you better get your ass ready.
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If you cretins stopped being so pretentious and self absorbed you'd lower your standards and date people who look and behave people just disgusting as you.
But that's not what robots want, is it? You just believe you're entitled to the hottest piece of ass on the continent
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>>34628267
>Not a land whale
Is that really "the hottest piece of ass on the continent". Am I really asking for that much?
And no, before you ask I'm not a landwhale myself.
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>>34628290
How big is a landwhale? If you don't wanna go for morbidly obese women that's understandable, but refusing to date anything that isn't skinny is just outright stupid
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>>34628267
>Not fat
>Virgin
>Feminine
>Somewhat similar interests
Pretty much all i care about, and if thats too much to ask for then i guess ill die alone
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If you guys are so lonely why don't you just find yourself an Orc bf?
>easily impressed open to new relationships
>doesn't care about aesthetics and looks like humans do
>fiercely loyal and loving
>very protective, wouldn't be caught dead not providing for his partner
>not the brightest but his short comings are endearing and he learns from his mistakes
>very good with nature, has a great sense of direction
>naturally akin to magic
>will secretly fall in love with you like a puppy dose with his master, bit will act all tough and tsundere about it
>always DTF
>will hold you close to his body you keep you warm throughout the winter nights
>will teach you to stand up for yourself and be a man
Why are you all not out chasing down that dream Orc?
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>>34628207
Because I just want an elven sex slave to satiate my repressed sexual feelings.
Also I'm not gay bro
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We are all /memegay/ here. I can only fap to "dudes" who are drawn like flat chested girls with a last-minute addition of two ball bearings and one matchstick.
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>>34628229
But the problem with Elves they only come in either Female, or Female (male)
>>34628229
Thats pretty gay bro.
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>Half the fucking threads here are faggots posting dicks/complaining about dick sizes
>other half is some random naked who gives a shit chick/sex garbage because clearly sex is all that this board is about
Needed to rant, yes this thread is pointless.
Sex is literally 90% of posts or something to do with tits sex or dick complaints/dick pics
You absolute fucking faggots.
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>>34628126
And you went a long a made a thread talking about both. Congrats.
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>>34628126
Yeah, this is the current state of /r9k/.
/lgbt/+/soc/+[s4s]+/pol/
A combination of the worst boards of all 4chan, you can't get lower than that.
Just leave this place, OP.
Go to /adv/ if you want to read about feels or similar there but you can't post if you have an adblock there.
Or just stick to other boards that you like as well, just forget this place.
I'm still here to be an /adv/isor since I no longer post on /adv/, fucking blocked posting.
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>>34628195
isnt adv more normie than r9k
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>Alpha this is Bravo, be advised normie patrol inbound bearing two eight niner, how copy?
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>>34628090
>Artillery incoming 2 minutes, firing for effect, over
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>>34628090
Normie patrol spotted and in range. Road PP rounds.
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>>34628090
Copied this.
We going to be prepare for action is ok.
Come in you general direction for hang support.
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How clever is /r9k/?
https://discovermyprofile.com/myIQ/introduction.html
Retard here
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This doesn't test verbal IQ, only spacial reasoning.
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>>34628085
all of my life parents/teachers thought i was some genius or some shit
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oh well.. i'm on 2 pints of beer, mind you
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Would femanons make naked cuddles with cute young boys?
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>>34627880
That sounds originally comfy.
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>>34627880
If it's 1 young boy and If I love him then yea
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>>34628047
Why stop at one. How about two, or three, or five or nine?
Why not expand past cuddling and have the nine or twenty fuck you at once??
The nuclear winter is soon upon us anons, I've never felt better about falling for the "get /fit/" meme until now.
Soon the Middle East will launch their full nuclear capabilities into America and as a Canadian I have a relatively safe amount of time to retreat to the north and establish a raider colony beyond the reaches of the nuclear fallout. I've been training to become as strong as possible in the hopes that Stacey will notice my muscle mass and raw power but now, it seems that I'm one of the few that is physically prepared to become a post-apocalyptic warlord. I have guns and ammo and raw physical strength, before recently they were pointless traits, now, it seperates the dead from the living.
Youre welcome to join my clan robots, I will find a use for you within the community but if you don't head my warning you will soon regret not being prepared for the future. The tides of change are here and there is very limited time to act. You will remember this post when defcon 1 is imminent. Please don't be abother dead pile irradiated matter, I'm giving you a ticket to life and prosperity.
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how will we recognise each other?
do we have a radio callsign or suffix?
a timed scheduled reeeee from atop the ruins as a beacon?
necklaces and frog paraphernalia?
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>>34627803
Sensationalist Garbage. They would never let it happen
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lol... nuclear war doesn't scare me, i'm literally indestructible. i could survive a plane crash if it came down to it.
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>its a /anon remember when things started to go downhill/ episode again.
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>>34627730
>tfw first year of university was when you had your last chance making "friends"
>didn't
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>>34627730
Been having these episodes a lot tonight
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>>34627813
>I've could have easily kept in touch with some of the people from my klass.
>Instead I cut everybody of. Now it's too late.
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Why are so many Trump sopporters loser beta neets? Are they aware they voted and actively shill against their own interests?
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>>34627701
Neet rage
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>>34627701
>they voted and actively shill against their own interests?
Who are you to tell me what MY interests are?
Fuck off back where you came from >>>/leftypol/
Reminder to hide, sage and report all leftypol shill threads
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>>34627726
Neetbux gone. No free healthcare.
If Trump is for your interests, then youre not a neet, kike.
It's 4am and I still can't fall asleep.
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>>34627651
not like you have anything to do tomorrow, right?
it's Saturday after all
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>tfw OP won't even respond to the one person who gives him attention
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>>34627777
Not OP but I'll
>check
your digits and acknowledge that I do not have anything to do tomorrow anyway so it is pointless for me to complain about insomnia.
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Food = tasty
Normies = nasty
Fatbro 4 lyfe
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If that's you, kys faggot. Oh nvm, you already you fat worthless piece of shit
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>>34627662
>doesn't recognise picture
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Obese people should be culled.
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Why do I even come here? 2017-02-04 09:12:11 Post No.34627521
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I can't relate to the majority of you. I live a pretty normal life and enjoy a lot of things I do. Yet when I'm at work most of the time I just like to browse this board. What the fuck is wrong with me? Should I just let this chick eat my ass and then kill myself?
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Are you a guy? If so that's disgusting
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>>34627521
Do people really text like that? Fuck it sounds so annoying and nothing but drivel.
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>>34627521
>should I kill myself
Yes. Then we wont have to deal with you normie filth and retarded bragging.
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I think I may literally be enlightened.. AMA 2017-02-04 09:08:59 Post No.34627478
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I think I may literally be enlightened.. AMA
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I mean, who can really say?
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>>34627478
Nice of you to join us
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>>34627478
how did you reach enlightenment?
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>>34627892
Thanks ^_^
>>34627911
A series of events that lead to the conditions necessary for it, and then choosing it.
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>be me
>be 19
>be german
>decided to go to Australia after high school
>not to figure out my future but to become more social and in general a better person
>after 4 months still kissless virgin
>made a bit progress but still far away from my goal
Any recommendations on what to do ? Like do you have ideas on how to get there ? I thought about hitch hiking and sleeping in a tent for a month or so, to value social contact more, but in the end it's just an autistic idea I got from into the wild
Everybody around me is having fun and sex and I'm just thinking like Elliot Rodger
I'm alone most of the time and wasting this opportunity to improve with every second
Thinking about killing my self when not even this can help me how will be living back at home do anything different for me
I have no idea why I made this since you are all fucked too but I think I just needed to talk about this shit
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>>34627435
Do you live in the Central Western area of New South Wales?
Do you also work at CWP while completing high school?
I know a weird German kid who fits your description. I've never heard him utter a single word, so it'd be weird if it were actually you.
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Don't worry about it mate I was exactly like you and I'm Australian. I would be your friend
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>>34628882
>Central Western area of New South Wales
KEK, who the fuck would voluntarily visit such a shithole?
Where do you live anyway? Wagga?