Fembots, what are your thoughts on gangbangs and bukkake? Do you fantasise about it?
>>34629423
I want to watch, not partake in them
I've considered a gangbang when I first learned what those were. Only time, however..
Bukkake is straight up gross, though.
>>34629423
Disgusting
But I'm probably saying that because I'm not into dudes
I wouldn't wanna be gangbanged by girls either tho
Are we as humans a collective consciousness or individual bodies of energy?
The way I see it is this. The universe is expanding, and that implies that there was a unified conjoined time when all matter was one and after the big bang we were all separated but we still contained that collective consciousness we all had, and we feel each other. It's called empathy and doctors, and scientists try to use logic to understand the illogical, that being emotions, but it's a result of our instincts reacting and trying to reach a point in time when we were all a unified collective consciousness.
For all you doubters:
Consciousness does exist; it is the only thing in the universe we can empirically prove unlike all of the creation, which can be an illusion, consciousness is not due to the fact that we are using it right now. You may say it's an illusion, but my consciousness would have to exist for it to delude me and the fact that I can experience consciousness implies that I am using it. There is a difference between understanding and knowing, and a mere human can only know his consciousness but we indigos, the only consciousness beings, can not only fully understand, or be on a path to understanding, consciousness. And the purpose of life is for us indigos is to raise the vibrations of the earth, and this feeling of purpose is our consciousness speaking to us. Also, But anyway time is a social construct and does not exist and is relative to everyone that experiences it.
We are against negative energy we are against negative vibes we are indigos. So calling all Indigos out there come and fulfil your duties.
>>34629411
>Not even bogpilled
Do you know what board you are on you fucking hipster queef.. Conciousness is not real, go LARP on fucking reddit about this faggot shit
>chad fills stacy with pleasurable sensations
>you raise the levels of her conscious vibrations
normies will never know indigo feels
SHUT UP.
how do you know the universe is expanding? You don't know anything
>tfw no crazy borderline gf to be codependent on
hopefully you find her and then commit suicide together
>>34629404
>tfw am the crazy borderline codependent gf and feel like i'm just a crushing burden
on one level it works well with another borderline dependent person, but on the other hand you rip each other apart. What kind of person are you, other than needy? It could be a recipe for disaster or work out quite well. Also depends on what kind of borderline girl she is too
>>34629591
I'm just emotional instable, mostly clingy, slightly depressing and try to be overly nice, but I also can be manipulative and if I get to attached and fear losing someone I get overrun by anger, love and suicidal thoughts, though I never really did harm anyone or broke something. Just cut my ankle a bit.
I'm pretty shook guys, I've been bawling my eyes out for the past hour
>picking up girlfriend after work
>stays for drinks so she's pretty drunk when I get there
>walking home, dumb argument (no cheating or lying or anything, she's just that drunk)
>is hysterically crying
>won't walk, keeps almost passing out
>get her home and put her in bed
>go to the toilet
>go back into her room and she's slashed her wrists with a pair of scissors and is in the process of jumping out of her window
>pull her in quickly, ask her what the fuck she thinks she's doing
>she's acting really calm, saying "it's fine, just let it happen" over and over and that I can go home
>keeps trying to kiss me and saying everything is fine
>check her eyes, they're rolled back like she's not conscious and something else is talking
>keep saying her name, just responding with "it's fine"
>I start panicking and I'm crying (I haven't cried in front of her in like 3 years)
>she snaps back, fully focused
>wondering why I'm crying
>notices her wrist is bleeding
>I ask her if she remembers the past 30 minutes
>literally not even a little bit
can someone please explain this I'm freaking the fuck out (this happened about 4 hours ago and I wanted to wait until she was asleep before asking for help, I just don't know what to do)
she's probably perioding or somethinn
Alcohol. Not even once.
sounds like a psychotic break
she needs a mental hospital
I'm 18.
Until my robocy, I was brought up by mass media, my parents' nostalgia, fairy tales, books with happy endings (Conan Doyle's Solomon-something, I don't remember), Adventure Time and my own hobbies.
I was told that romance is a vital part of my life, and everything will be perfect.
Now, apparently, this is a lie. This is a different age with different values, and no way in hell am I ever going to be happy, at least by the standards that were programmed into me.
Where is my fucking fairy tale? What do I do?
>>34629319
dude dont let a bunch of fags ruin you, youre only 18.
world is only that bad for a few people, probably not you.
Congratulates, you're a Robot. Now get down in that basement and buy Overwatch and Skyrim. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us.
>>34629343
>overwatch and skyrim
absolutely haram taste anon. Fucking normie tier taste. Ok skyrim, it can be comfy, sure its a piece of shit but it can be comfy. Overwatch?! A fucking multiplayer team based game? Piss off you faggot.
>tfw parents didn't get me a birthday cake because I'm too tall (5'6") and my boobs are too small (32B)
>>34629290
>another "fembot" attention whoring episode
>>34629290
Wow, what an original excuse.
wow i just felt as if i were swallowing a linseed cookie while reading your post, op
weird, huh?
ITT feels unknown to women
>>34629281
I don't know how women can move on so quickly. My ex who I was in love with broke up with me about a month ago and is living her life like nothing ever happened. She doesn't miss me in the slightest. She'll never know what it feels like to be half whole.
>>34629281
>tfw havent had human contact for a week
>tfw nobody would notice if you died
>tfw has a oneitis
>tfw oneitis gets with somebody else
>tfw alone at christmas
>tfw nobody knows its your birthday
>tfw cant tell anybody your opinions or youll be persecuted
>tfw have opinions on things
>tfw you will never hold someone close in your arms and protect them
>tfw you will never make someone feel safe
>tfw you dont know what to say
>tfw old memories re-emerge and make you feel pain
>>34629316
That's the only rational way to live, after the breakup you have to move on as fast as you can, or you'll be sitting in a pit of despair for weeks or even months
>see a flea hopping around on my chest
>catch it and put it in my piss jug
thanks for making this normie's night, robot.
>>34629362
>NORMIE UPRISING HAS ARRIVED
you should threat that pest infestation very soon OP. fleas can literally make a living space uninhabitable
meet r9k: the rapper
>>34629232
He's drowning in pussy whenever he wants to though
At least that's what he wants us to believe
>>34629232
Blow it before I stick it in like a Nintendo cartridge
>>34629232
"Life was lame, i had to pay money to fuck a whore"
>>34629262
Im sure he's drowning in the puss now but i wouldn't say that negates his past. He worked hard and became successful and shits on Chads and Stacys now.
i finally came after a couple days of not fapping and i felt a burning sensation
is that normal?
i dont usually wait that long
No, call 911 for emergency penis amputation followed by community hospital weenie BBQ.
Man, those are some fucking amazing thighs
>>34629763
I was just thinking the same thing. they look so warm and soft
How old is too old for Tinder?
I'm coming up on twenty-seven and never tried it (or online dating). I feel so behind the times.
tfw two poor for a smartphone
29 here. I have no idea what the fuck is going on with instagram. Never used it, never visited that website. I have even less idea what this kik shit is. too scared for tinder or something else in that category because i don't know how any of this works. I am too old for this bullshit
>>34629181
There is no such thing as too old, but there is the whole too ugly thing.
My dog is the second coming of gabe
dubs decide what I do to the pupper
love it and give it treats
>>34629167
Use samples of his barking to make music.
Buy him a skelanimal
Looks like it's already over for me guis
Rip
I sent a coworker a screenshot of my screen which had links open to a furry role playing site
>>34629137
a-at least she's still replying?
>>34629137
>furry role playing site
w-which one?
asking for a friend
You think she likes you, but she doesn't.
>You think she likes you
no I don't
>>34629057
>You think she likes you
A little hard to think that after she outright, explicitly says she doesn't like you.Bitch... Q_Q
>>34629057
I dont have one right now
Have you guys considered makeup before?
>>34628911
No, it is extremely disingenuous. Both on men and women.
>>34628942
Your mom's disingenuous
>>34628911
Nah bro, wouldn't want to be sued by the all the women I lied to for false advertising.