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>tfw think about how socially retarded i am and nearly enter into an anxiety attack

why does the pain never stop
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You're not drunk/benzoed enough.
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>>34630137
>tfw you think about past panic attacks and get a panic attack
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Take SSRIs OP they help a lot *tssk tssk*

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I'm about to take a warm shower after not sleeping for a good while. I just think it's the closest thing I can get to affection. I've already failed at the "nofap" thing, I was doing it to try to get rid of my hormonal chin acne stuff. I can't stop doing that because I don't get affection front anyone and almost have to or else I can't sleep. I don't sleep anyway but whatever.

There's my blog post. General thread feel free to post.
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trump is a shit president
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>>34630046
Sleep, eat and exercise you cunt

Also try and get more positive human interactions, even just in a polite and impersonal way. You will feel better and not have the need for "comfy" or "tfw no gf" anymore

Hot showers and lying in bed will provide short term relief but they won't help you long term at all
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>>34630055
It's cute that you think that. :^)

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Is there a website that's like 4chan but isn't filled with racist autistic redneck NEETs?

(An anonymous image board, not Reddit.)
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No, this type of website attracts a certain kind of person.

Besides which have you even been to half the boards? /his/ and /lit/ are pretty far removed from /pol/ and /s4s/
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>>34629984
No, because when identity is taken away most people agree with /pol/ views.
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>>34629984
>i can't handle people with different views than mine

Tumblr and reddit might be just a perfect safe space from all the meanies.

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i just rode a Playstation controller with part of it in my ass while jacking off my hot cock and staring at a picture of my own hot orgasm face on the laptop and I cummed super hard and sprayed my hot semen high up in the air. Oh yea I was also on tramadol which delayed and intensified the orgasm. Ask me anything, /r9k/
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what makes a man do such vile degenerate things?
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>>34629934
being horny and self obsessed? i literally orgasmed looking at my own orgasm face on the computer

i only need myself to CUM!!!!!!
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>>34629890
Did you get a buttgasm? If so, what does that feel like?

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Are you ready to be drafted to fight Iran? Shit's happening
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They have nukes. We should just play it safe. Their country seems very small, how big of a bomb would we need to make?
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Let's free the fuck out of Iran
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Why do modern wars even need infantry anyway? Can't we just bomb our enemies and then send white people to colonize their lands?

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>make the perfect girl in my dreams
>we fall in love
>I'm happy for once
>wake up

I can't take it anymore.
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>>34629880
Why haven't you already accepted nobody will love you? It gets better once you never try to be happy.
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>tfw dreams for the last week or so have all been about my perfect women
>same women across all my dreams

I'm honestly becoming obsessed with her.
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>>34629889
It just made me feel like a kid again. All of the things I missed out on.

So uh, remember 2 years ago when you guys were all upset normies were using pepe so you created memes like PEEPEE POOPOO and tendies to turn pepe away from the normies?

So now that Pepe is officially recognized worldwide by literally everyone as a right wing symbol of hate, a meme that the average normie wouldn't be caught dead with, how do you feel?

Are you happy?
/pol/ helped you guys out big time
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I wonder how Katy Perry feels about having used pepe on a tweet now that it is recognized as a hate symbol.
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>>34629872
/pol/ are an annoying fandom
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>>34629872
I never liked Pepe to begin with. Wojak ok, but no pepe please.

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Well /adv/ I fucked up big time
I roasted my graphics card and it basically exploded and fryed a few chips after short circuiting, it only cost me around 25 quid but should I buy a new one or just see if I can get it repaired, if I can

Pic related my graphics card
It says "Zotac G210 1GB 64BUT DDR3"
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its gone, no one can repair this. shell out a few more squids next time.
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Fuq wrong board :DDD
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>>34629810
>I roasted my graphics card
How?
>>34629831
Looks fixable, problem is that fixing it is literally worth more than the card is.

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How do you roasties cope with the fact that by the time you're in your mid 30's and you want to settle down and have a husband and home and happy family, by then the Chads that you've been having sex with your whole lives won't want to settle for you and commit to you, so instead you'll have to settle for the beta nerdy "niceguys" that you've been rejecting your whole life?
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>>34629718
Divorce is always an option.
Women are not above using small humans as alimony bombs either.
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>>34629718
I don't want to be alive in my thirties
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>tfw lesbian
>OP's argument automatically invalid
>feelsgoodman

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>have you tried lowering your standards anon?
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If I lower my standards any more I'm going to have to fuck a corpse.
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>>34629695
>ywn lick chad's seed off your gf's face

why live?
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>>34629695
my standards are
>is a woman
>an actual woman
>isnt a whore

thats it.

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i can't masturbate to regular porn anymore
my dick just doesn't get hard for it
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>>34629663
get a fetish then
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Define "regular porn" and describe what does get you hard these days?
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>>34629682
i'm into tranny porn now
kill me

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Wouldn't Heaven get extremely boring after a long while?

We like good things because bad things exist.
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You dont get bored of cocaine
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>>34629658
But with time you need more, because the portions that made you feel good before don't satisfy you anymore.
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You have a false conceptualization of "heaven".

The oldest and Orthodox view is that when we die we are fully exposed to the Love of God.

For sinners who reject God, this feels like fire. To those who seek harmony with God it feels well positive/loving. Those who reject God are still able to be prayed for/repent and appreciate his love as well.

It's not "physically pleasurable or fun" it's coming into full contact and harmony with that which is all that is Good, and that which is perfectly Love.

All good and bad of living in this world are totally incomparable to that experience.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WosgwLekgn8

>tfw 'your' brain is a holographic computing device
>tfw every experience conceivable takes place within
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>>34629579
even if that may be true, liking trap is still gay
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>>34629579
What do you mean? I assume pic related.
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>>34629601
is it gay if you only like them because they look like girls

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well guys? how hard was it for you, hehe. musta been a really difficult time for you
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That picture makes it look like he just got done hitting her, or is about to.
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It was 8 years ago and I haven't been with another female since haha
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>>34629506
>That picture makes it look like he just got done hitting her, or is about to.

and she probably deserves it

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>tfw named Kevin
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>tfw named Josef
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>>34629475
>tfw not named Kevin
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>tfw named Connor

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