ITT: Things that made you happy
>2 weeks without replying
>she thought you committed suicide
>>34632183
Prior to the day of the text, I got drunk, then talked about pain killers and wanting to die. Then I disappeared for the night. Seeing this in the morning made me happy she cared.
>have SJW friend
>tells me not to vote UKIP
>vote UKIP
>she spergs out and hasn't spoken to me since May 2015
Nothing of value was lost
The reason why people tell you to just bee urself is because most people in the world have relatively harmless personality traits that they're hiding because they're afraid of being judged for them. Things like liking fashion, being gay, collecting stamps, unironically listening to 00s teen rock bands, eating vegan. This is shit that people get judged badly for but is ultimately inconsequential to society, and if you embrace these kinds of things then you'll be better adjusted, because you can spend your life doing things you enjoy and can talk comfortably about the things you want to spend your life doing.
The opposite of this is "trying to be something you're not" which is like an easy-going suburban white boy dressing and talking like he comes from a Black neighborhood, growing up with no mom dealing drugs and packing heat to save his fucking life, or trying to pose like everyone thinks you're 2 cool 4 skool or that you're rich and special. So many aspies try to do this shit, be bigger than they are, and they look like dweebs, so "be yourself" is kind of a warning to stay in your fucking lane and stop being something you don't want to and don't know how to be.
On that note, you fucks fail because, even though you say you're trying to bee urselves, you keep acting like you understand how everything in society works even though you're too inept to get any positive female attention whatsoever by your late 20s. If you were truly beeing urself, you would own that you're a fuckup and socially retarded and work on fixing that instead of trying to walk outside and act like nothing's wrong with you even though the entire time you're screaming on the inside.
To conclude, if "urself" is a kissless virgin who doesn't go outside and interact with people, then keep on beeing yourself and everything will be fine, no one will try to take it from you.
>work on fixing that
how
no vague answers
tell me how
>>34632152
There are two things you have to understand before you will ever find any modicum of success and satisfaction in your short, sad little life.
Number one is, no one can validate you. Every time you let other people dictate your happiness, you're losing. Confidence is not "I am going to laid today" but rather "I may or may not get laid today, but either way everything is going to be fine." And it will; after all, whether or not you fuck 200 stacies or 0, you're going to die alone and be forgotten soon after your short time on this planet ends.
Number two is, no one owes you anything and you owe no one anything. No matter who has set you up with what expectations, walk outside every day with the understanding that you will not get anything unless you earn it, and even if you earn it, you can't expect to get it. The idea of not getting what you worked for might bring you despair, but it's much less despair then the reality of how much you can expect to get if you don't work for anything (spoilers: you can expect to get nothing).
Understand these two values first, and then everything else will gradually make sense, no matter how vague it seems. Fail to understand these, and no matter how concrete, every little bit of advice will be noise to you.
I will say that if anyone on this board truly suffers from autism spectrum disorders then there's a damn good reason they aren't getting along in society. I can't look at somebody who truly has that type of illness and blame them for their failures. The term is thrown around so jokingly that people forget what it actually encompasses.
Yes, the "be yourself" ideology doesn't work because society generally dictates you must be anyone except yourself. If anyone thinks the majority of women, for example, are "being themselves", then that is a mistake.
Should I eat the rest of the pizza I ordered two nights ago and forgot inside the fridge?
>>34632093
Your choices are "eat it" or "throw away perfectly good pizza." You decide.
>>34632093
Who cares, i only care about Eliza NOMNOMNOM
If evens, eat the pizza. Odds, throw it away. Dubs and more, cum on it and eat it.
>2017
>not making ASMR videos against the patriarchy
You disgust me, robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrpa64LfBQY&feature=youtu.be
>>34632025
>it's a middle aged numale
At least make it a qt mentally ill college feminist
Here's a good (ironic) one
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qFg1GPgH_tU
>>34632246
His patheticness makes it just better and more cringeworthy.
>>34632246
Here's one from him about Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URg62Gxw5rg
TFW scheduled to work on my birthday
>>34632013
I'm scheduled to work at my birthday, christmas and new year eve.
It's not that bad, at least you got a job.
What is worse, being all alone and a piece of jobless shit.
Or being all alone with work?
>>34632071
All l know is, i'm cracking up, send help
>>34632071
Who the fuck works on Christmas? Are you Chinese! Or a jew
>"oh uhhh...hey girls, this is my brother Anon..he likes computers and stuff,....Say 'Hi!' anon!"
>>34631909
>"I-is that my cum bottle?"
>>34631909
>I thought you wanted to introduce me to your... pretty... friends...
>>34631909
>"Hey you gotta pass my foot inspection if you want to smoke in the house. Also, you see these eggs?"
Okay, robots.
I need (want) to make $300ish this month, only problem is im deadass broke.
Also haven't left home in ~5 months
Im already making about ~$15/month with various panel memberships, but i wanna buy new vidya and food
How can I make money online without needing some kind of investment, or anything like that?
mechanica l turkey
>>34631829
There isn't any way to do it.
Except ripping off other people who think the same.
>>34631829
why do you think so many people lose money gambling?
i've tried explaining this before but if you got 15 dollars the only way you're going to make money off that little is either saving it until you have more to invest (clearly isn't going to work in this case) or gambling it.
No business in this world starts off 15 dollars anymore. Only legal thing you're going to find is gambling.
my website, what do you think?
http://8cry.net/
awesome, just need more images
What's your page about?
>>34631825
I'm confused, what do you do on the site?
>daily reminder that you will never find a cute, shy lonely robot near you, and end up cuddling him and filling him with your seed
>tfw robots don't look like that
>tfw they're balding, fat and ugly people nobody wants
>tfw they look older than they are and certainly not a twink
That boipucci doesn't seem shy
>>34632565
Eh, I mean, I don't have a 10/10 babyface but as far as twinks go I do pretty alright, so they do sort of look like that. I've spoken to some 8-9/10 twinks from r9k man, cute faces and everything.
Cuddle thread pls
Dumping2235
>>34631741
Yuri yuri cuddles plox
post cute girls that look squishy and fun to huggu
The floor is not going to sweep itself, wagecuck.
>>34631729
I wish a female NEET could boss me around and force me to sweep the floors of her apartment while insulting me for being a wagie
>>34631729
shut the fuck up you fooI
>>34631729
>enjoying 48 hours of uninterrumped sleep
>Monday back fresh and sharp to do the most productive work
I dont see any issue famalam
Is there anyone else who associate smiling with dishonesty and evil, or even psychopathy? For example: a girl asks you to do a favor for her with the biggest smile on her face, and after you say no, she shows her true face and continues with her psychopathic behaviour and tries to throw you under the bus. I find people who don't make extreme facial gestures alot more honest. Am I being delusional or anyone else have similar thoughts? Note that I'm not saying every smile is evil and deceit, obviously there is a variety of smiles.
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>>34631728
Shit Johnny I think you're onto somethin
You just now realized that in order to play society's game that you must smile even though you are not happy?
Fembots, what kind of nipples do you have?
they have the non-existent kind, because fembots are don't exist
I bet fembots have giant cow teats with huge areolae and are self conscious about it.
>>34631718
mine are like pale pink/brown ovals and I am self-conscious they're not round. they're really flaky and I can pick chunks out of the middle and then it leaves potholes. happy?
>Okay Anon, I've thought about it. And it turns out, I do want to take your virginity. But first you have to suck as many dicks as the last two digits of your post number.
would love to even if you didn't request it, whore
>>34631705
rolling because this should be interesting
can I suck your dick first cute girl
I've recently broken up. How many months should I let pass before I kill myself, so that people can't state the breakup as the reason for my suicide?
>an hero
Heroes never die
>>34631698
If you don't have another gf in between people will think that's the reason no matter the time.
Go date any bitch you can and do it then
>>34631698
well OP, it depends. How is life going besides the gf breakup? You got a job, are you in school?