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>gf asked me to pee on her

what did she mean by this?
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>>34632735
bro dat pic is spooks
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fucking pee on that whore
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>>34632735
she is a typical woman who gets off to being degraded. Try choking her and slapping her while having sex, she'll love it.

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>tfw mom said some girl who was like 20 showed up at our house last night who she said looked shizo

>tfw I missed out because I went to bed early

my mom ended up giving her a ride to town
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I MISSED MY CHANCE TO FIND A FELLOW CRAZY TO FUG AND HUG
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeespond you sploogelords
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She's a woman anon, even if she's mentally ill she can have any man she wants.

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I'm the guy who posted "Just fuck my shit up, senpai." when the robot was re-implemented and before the filter.

Ask me anything.
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>>34632618
who is the hot milf in the image
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>>34632618
that isn't the least bit interesting or remotely worth noting as an achievement.

My question is, if that's the best thing you can say about yourself, why the fuck haven't you ended it already?
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I'm a guy that got seven repeating digits at the end of my post with over 100 replies.

Ask me anything.

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>ordering a burger
>'yeah, double cheesburger without tomato, medium fries and small coke, thanks'
>girl; 'single or double?'
>'eh...double'
>girl; 'all vegies?'
>'no! No tomatoes please!?'
>girl; 'okey, you wan't cheese on that?'
>'Yes. Please!'
>girl; 'any sides?'

Why are people so fucking worthless??
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that's normal... are you like autistic
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>not just taking the tomato off yourself so they don't think you're unhealthy
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>>34632666
No but I talk loud enough, slow enough, simple enough for anybody to hear but they still need me to repeat everything. I always practise what to say so that wont ve any misunderstandings. Thats why I get annoyed when they cant even listen to something more advanced than 'yes' or 'no'.

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Robots who have spend $300+ on food, did you end up regretting it? I'm asking because I'm seriously considering buying $400-500 worth of food and eating it in one go(or trying to) and I wanna know if it's worth it.
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If that's a significant amount of money for you, you will regret it
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I used to be 450lb and I'd never spend 300 on single meal.

I feel guilty buying my favorite sub. Jersey Mikes giant size cheesesteak, extra cheese, extra meat, jalapenos and banana peppers only. It's like $20+ for a single sandwich but it's so fucking good.
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>>34632580
>I'm seriously considering buying $400-500 worth of food and eating it in one go

lmao why?

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>tfw my big sister walked in on me naked again
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>>34632526
Did she gib u da succ
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>>34632548
No she gave me the "shit sorry" and mix of awkwardly avoiding eye contact or laughing when we ran into each other
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>>34632582
She wants you, fuck her in da boom boom mon

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look at this shit, these bitches are lucking old mens assholes....fucking despicable...

they all deserve to get fucked up, those old guys should have a knife jammed up their assholes....fucking old bastards....

people are fucking garbage....look at this society we live in....most women are fucking low life trash and most men are perverted bastards....

i am a misanthropist...get on my level.


opinions are welcomed
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/r9k/ is right on with the misogny...bitches and whores....
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>>34632524
>those old guys should have a knife jammed up their assholes....fucking old bastards....
>says nothing of the bitches
Might you be a little jealous?.....
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needs more responses


...haha comment wasn't original

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I'm on a bus to NYC to meet an online friend I met from /b/. Any tips to mentally prepare myself robots. I'm scared.....
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>>34632400
Prepare your kidneys to be BTFO
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>>34632400
>Any tips to mentally prepare myself robots.

Don't get ass raped
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>>34632400
It's worth noting it is female I am meeting

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Wasting The Weekend Edition
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First for asking how everyone is doing today in /britfeel/!

How are you all today
What are you up to?

Hope you're all having a great day and will have an even greater night!

>Still playing Yakuza 0
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Can't wait for a fresh batch of drama and waifuposter signposting

last thread was interesting
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too poor for pizza? try doing cheese on toast with the end pieces of a loaf. add garlic and herbs to taste

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>Have 200lb gf
>She eats healthier than me (loves salads)
>She works, while I don't
>Too busy to go to the gym

I'm so confused. I'm like 180Lbs, with a good amount of muscle. Why isn't she losing weight?
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>>34632357
Salads aren't healthy when she slathers them with """""ranch""""" dressing. (She has someone on the side).
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Has she been checked for polycystic overian disorder? There's some other disorders that can cause weight gain, but that's a common one. What's she work doing? Working doesn't mean she's burning calories. I mean, if she's eating 1,500 calories a day living a sedentary lifestyle, she isn't going to lose weight.

Anon's point about the ranch dressing holds. The sugar laden vinaigrette also counts.
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it is irrelevant what you eat
all that matters is how much.

if you eat 4K calories in salad each day, you ain't gunna lose shit. something as simple as a soda with two of your meals can put you over. a candy bar, an alcoholic drink, really any little indulgence can put you over. odds are, while she is at work she snacks a lot or just enough.

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Name ONE country where socialism has worked, I'll wait.
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>>34632317
HAH, thought so. Failed commies BTFO
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Mars

Oreganol original
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>>34632317
russia came closest early on. They had a DotP. but socialism/communism is a global system. you can't have socialism in one country. only ML's would think otherwise and they're basically retarded

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>apply at grocery store
>need a degree to stock fruit and sweep floors
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college is just there to let people know you aren't a complete, drug addled fuck up.
the fine print and degree you got literally means nothing.

but this college over saturation is going to create a caste of subhumans out of the lower class.
it's almost as if they're telling people you shouldn't have any job unless you went to college.
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>>34632292
A two year college degree is the equivalent of a high school education.
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it's all bullshit, they just want to hire illegals

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Name me one good reason why you don't have yellow fever?
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white girls are just better desu
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Because I don't see any Asians outside of the internet.
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>>34632247
I like asian women but not significantly more than I like women from other races.

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>wash hair in shower
>come out looking at myself in the mirror
>realize my hair is awfully thin and looks like it is receding
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>>34632162
>shave head
>grow beard
>Become an ultimate Chad
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>>34632186
Beard doesn't grow very well. Can see my skin on the sides. I'm fucked in this department.
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Just get on finasteride like Trump did.

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Here's a crazy thought: What if you actually ARE creepy and its not just women making an excuse to blow you off so they can get with "Chad"
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>>34632160
por que no los dos desu
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>>34632160
What if people use creepy too fucking easily just like how they use cringe too fucking easily? Thin skinned.
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here's a crazier thought

what if "creepy" is a meaningless word used to describe anyone you don't like

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