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there's this youtube guy (adam22) who made like 100k with poker and he said that every online poker dude pisses in bottles since you're playing multiple tables at once. I don't want to piss in bottles.

anyways, is there a good app for playing online poker with fake money?

Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:35:42 Post No.34634059
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Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:35:42 Post No.34634059 [Report]

They're too lazy for that

Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:37:14 Post No.34634100
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>>34633910
You can't go above a certain threshold in liquid assets if you are on NEETbux, and most NEETs are NEETS precicely because they lack focus and drive to do such a thing for such long term potential benefits.

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2017-02-04 05:26:59 Post No.34633894
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Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:26:59 Post No. 34633894 [Report] [View this topic]

What does it mean to hang out with someone? What do normies do when they say they hang out?

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Anonymous 2017-02-04 06:26:35 Post No.34634900
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Anonymous 2017-02-04 06:26:35 Post No.34634900 [Report]

usually go fuck around at a mall/go eat somewhere/just chill at someones house

its the same with potheads but they smoke before they do everything

Anonymous 2017-02-04 06:33:28 Post No.34635029
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>>34633894
Mutual Acceptance of coexistence within a close proximity of the humans in question.

Anonymous 2017-02-04 06:34:13 Post No.34635047
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Anonymous 2017-02-04 06:34:13 Post No.34635047 [Report]

smoke weed and watch anime usually

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Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:26:55 Post No. 34633891 [Report] [View this topic]

Women should not be able to vote. Prove me wrong.

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Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:34:57 Post No.34634043
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>>34633891
With our current state of society, there would be mass riots like in Berkeley everywhere if we tried to take it away. Also, if retarded people get to vote, women can't make that much poorer a decision.

Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:36:18 Post No.34634072
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Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:36:18 Post No.34634072 [Report]

Men shouldn't be allowed to vote.

Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:36:35 Post No.34634080
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Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:36:35 Post No.34634080 [Report]

>>34634043
but they make terrible decisions all the time.

feminists 4 islam!!!!!

at least retards don't embrace their own destruction

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Vidya thread Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:20:47 Post No. 34633755 [Report] [View this topic]

What video game are you playing, robots?

>tfw learned moon to play video games

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I've been going back and fourth between the three Dark Souls games. They've been my absolute favorite since I started.

Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:24:39 Post No.34633836
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>>34633755
Rocket League. 300 Hours in and I'm shooting star in 2v2 and rising star in 3v3. I feel like I'm well in the MMR Trench. People are so goddamn retarded in this bracket holy jesus.

Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:25:18 Post No.34633857
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how long did it take you to learn the moonrunes?

I've been trying to figure out what to play. My PC got damaged in a move so all I have is my shitty laptop without a graphics card, my Vita, and my 3DS. I think I might play Dwarf Fortress again.

>>34633822
I've never played any of them. It's more than just a meme?

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Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:18:32 Post No. 34633708 [Report] [View this topic]

Reminder that if you support anyone who is against Trump, you are human scum. Don't watch the new season of Game of Thrones. Watch a better show instead.

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Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:19:28 Post No.34633728
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I prefer the books desu.

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When are you donating your life savings to the Trump organization, OP? It's the only way to stick it to retarded liberals who don't know who's boss now.

#DonateToMAGA

Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:31:08 Post No.34633977
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>having no life outside your political views
those who hunt monsters.

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Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:17:55 Post No. 34633697 [Report] [View this topic]

Can you guys guess how many shirts I am wearing by asking me any question you want, besides asking me how many shirts I am wearing.

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Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:18:31 Post No.34633709
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>>34633697
You're wearing two shirts

Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:19:24 Post No.34633725
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Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:19:24 Post No.34633725 [Report]

You are wearing 3 shirts but one of them is a blouse

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Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:20:01 Post No.34633741 [Report]

What would your answer be if someone asked you how many shirt are you wearing?

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Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:16:32 Post No. 34633677 [Report] [View this topic]

Who doesn't watch anime here? I only sometimes use an image as a reaction but I have no idea what it is from.

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Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:18:19 Post No.34633705
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depends, I might start watching anime again if there is anything other than moe or naruto/digimon style stuff for 12 year olds

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>>34633677
kill yourself normieeeeeeeeeeee
originale

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>>34633677

I'm watching Speed Grapher now, been pretty decent so far, the overall feel reminds a little of Canaan. You should try watching a little anime too anon-san.

The Speed Grapher opening tune was a bit of a surprise actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPZDVaT9-ek

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ask someone that has taken the virginity of 4 qts since january anything

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Pump and dump 2017-02-04 05:20:08 Post No.34633744
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>>34633675
Does lying to robots you'll never meet make you feel good, anon?

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>>34633744
This guy has the need to lie on a place full of saddest guys on the internet. I don't think anything makes him feel good anymore.

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>>34633744
holy shit OP on suicide watch

to be fair it's probably more likely OP is exaggerating: he took the virginity of one girl who was 5/10 back in december

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Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:04:27 Post No. 34633487 [Report] [View this topic]

> sick as fuck
> hungry as fuck
> medicine is in another room
> can't get out of bed

Where can I get a boyservant to take care of me?

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Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:06:06 Post No.34633511
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>>34633487
I always loved walking around when I was sick. With the room spinning and the feeling of only being half-conscious, it made for a fun challenge.

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Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:06:36 Post No.34633521 [Report]

What makes you worthy of a boyservant?

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>>34633521
You make it sound like it's something I need to earn, when in fact we both know they're so desperate they'll practically beg for attention

general for idiots
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/stupid/ general for idiots 2017-02-04 05:03:26 Post No. 34633473 [Report] [View this topic]

this thread is for people who aren't autistic but straight-up retarded

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>>34633473
but what is there to discuss robot?

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>>34633483
well, i burned a salad once

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Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:06:38 Post No.34633524 [Report]

>tfw brainlet
>tfw had to drop calculus in college because i couldn't understand it even though i had already taken calculus in high school

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Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:01:48 Post No. 34633444 [Report] [View this topic]

tfw you blocked your oneitis

Will i finally get over her lads?

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Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:08:42 Post No.34633555
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Same,
Well, I didn't block her but I should... I just stopped replying after she said she thought we should see other people. I told her I had fun and so long. Just like that.
She asked me how my grandfather was doing... Assuming that she didn't really want to talk, I just didn't reply.

Best thing I believe you can do, exit her life as if you were only a dream.

Good luck anon

Anonymous 2017-02-04 05:11:17 Post No.34633599
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>>34633444
No desu the only way to get over her is to talk to her until she stops talking to you
then you decide you hate her and move on

What good does. blocking do?

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>>34633599
i blocked her out of spite

fucking hate that bitch and i know she gets sad when i ignore her

I fell for a stacy disguised as a fembot tbqh

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Anonymous 2017-02-04 04:56:31 Post No. 34633370 [Report] [View this topic]

hey we just opened a new server for errybody to just chill and make friends or whatever.

just come be cool, and be 18+ or just dont tell me up to you

its like really small atm dont be shy we love friends

https://discord.gg/drH4kGRx

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