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Parents should devote their lives to supporting their children and making their lives as good as possible as long as it lasts. They brought the child into this world, the child never asked for it.
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Parents owe those shit nothing. The parents where selfish cunts who chose to breed cause muh heritage. That does not make them have to take care of the kids.
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>>34640511
Yes they do. If they can't take responsibility of the kid, then just let it die.
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There should be a "hanging day" on everyone's 18th birthday. This is when the now-adult can decide whether life is for them or not, having had a sneak peek. They can hang themselves with the full support of their family, and friends and family are supposed to gift the potential hangee with intricately decorated ropes so that they can go out with style and feeling loved.

If the now-adult declines to hang themselves, their family can absolve themselves of all responsibility for them.

This clears up the ages old problem of "I didn't ask to be born", because with this system kids would not be stuck in a limbo where they have to exist unwillingly and support themselves as if they were willing. Now they are given a very clear choice that is supported either way.

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ITT: Post your current favorite song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKCa13_klo4
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>currently: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkMa7gIcnCM
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Just rewatched it this morning so I've had the soundtrack spinning all afternoon.
https://youtu.be/uxNsQ31yN7c
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OO2PuGz-H8

I have been listening to alot of Genesis lately

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>my parents only had me because my older brother died
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>>34640412

same but i don't see it as a bad feel

if you grew up with that brother it's quite likely he'd choose to give his life for you, take solace in that
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>>34640480
But I hate my life and I'm going to kill myself soon. He would have lived a great life.
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>>34640581
If he was going to have a great life he wouldn't have died

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Choose or die, robot.
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I choose death
htaed esoohc I
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>>34640455
death gf
+always there
+solves all your problems
+can kill your bullies

-will murder everything you love
-bony
-fucks with everyone and everything
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>>34640409
hemophillic gf t b h

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>tfw know I'm going to die before the age of 30, in a rage of extreme ultraviolence. Haven't yet decided what it's going to be, maybe the army.

How are you going to die robots?
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in order of likelihood
>suicide
>overdose
>illness, probably involving lungs
>accident
>murdered
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>>34640428
>Chance of dying by illness or suicide higher than chance of being murdered
Geeze louise anon...
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Go to church, you might feel something. Yes it is true.

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Who /autismhoodie/ here?

It's my favorite piece of clothing when I'm forced to go outside or when I go to the gym. I wore one everyday in high school no matter what the weather also
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>>34640283
>autism hoodie
>literally just a normal hoodie

what?
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>>34640298
Autists are drawn to black hoodies the same way with chunky white shoes
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>>34640283
Half of my wardrobe consists of $20 hoodies.
It's functional and cheap.
If I did not have hoodies, I would have to wear hats or carry an umbrella all the time.

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What is a sadboy and why are girls attracted to them? I'm sad but no girl ever took interest in me.
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>>34640272
>What is a sadboy
tube related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrgEYRiMYPg
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>>34640272
Different flavor of Chad.
What you thought you had an out? Don't be retarded.
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>>34640272
They're sad in a. Charming ironic way.
You're sad in a bleakly pressemist world view that makes other avoid you so they don't commit suicide from the contagious sadness you carry with you like conjoined twin

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YOU GUYS TOLD ME TALL GUYS CANT BE ROBOTS AND IF YOU WANT A GF ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS BE TALL. I'M FUCKING 6'3 WHERE IS MY GF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34640230
You didn't try hard enough. Fuck off
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6'3 isn't tall

6'9 is like the beginning point for tall. Even girls are that tall now.
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>>34640230
>6'3
>tall
hahahahahahaha you aren't even close to being out of manlet territory, end it all and reroll
>tfw 8'2 masterrace

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whats your poison, robots
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grape fanta and root beer both of which are hard to get in the UK kill me now
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>>34640221
what brand of root beer though
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cheap beer and expensive tea

>have oneitis
>her dad fucking dies
>Is telling me bout it

What the fuck do I do let alone say? I'm on this board specifically because of my lack of empathy. Can I use this sudden lack of a father figure in her life to my advantage?
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>>34640126
How can you call her your oneitis when you have no empathy and don't really care about her?
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>>34640273
Because she's the one he wants to fuck most. He thinks he's being coy but everyone knows and it won't happen. He will have many oneitis over the course of his miserable life and he will never have sex with any of them.
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>>34640126
Just say the usual bullshit I'm sorry and ask her out so she can think about something else

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>tfw 25 and can't tie my shoes
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>didn't know how to properly tie my shoe at 12 and can visibly remember my dad hitting me with a boot until i got it right
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>>34640107
>not rocking a pair of these bad boys at all times
no wonder you cant gat laid
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>>34640190
Are those Nike?

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When did you realize you don't have a single opinion of your own?
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>>34640090
fucking christ, iktf.
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>tfw to intelligent too form opinions
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>>34640090
This picture is literally my life, people think I'm smart for some reason when I'm a literal brainlet

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>0'8 is 8 inches
>5'8 isn't 58 inches

Explain this burgers
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there's 12 feet in an inch
easy
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Blame the British.
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>>34640042
why. why not 10?

Your number system is base 10, why the fuck is your measurement system base 12?

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>Lonely robot cuteboys are looking at this thread RIGHT NOW
>I will never get to hold them and tell them everything will be okay
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>>34639998
cute robot boy here

i love you op
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>/fit/, shy robots are looking at my post RIGHT NOW
>I will never get to be held and treated like i'm the most precious thing they have in their life
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>cuteboys
>lonely
That's where you're fucking wrong kiddo, just like fem"""bots""" have a thousand orbiters, cuteboys have them too

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Here's what you need to know:

-Gender is a social construct
-Men and women are only different because they're socialized differently
-Race is a social construct
-Transgendered people were born in the wrong body
-Stereotyping leads to people acting out stereotypes
-The Western "democratic" system is racist and sexist
-Police target and kill black men.
-There's nothing wrong with "race" mixing.
-If you're upset about being a virgin that's only because of virgin stigmatization and toxic masculinity, your problems are socially constructed and don't actually matter
-IQ tests are bullshit that have nothing to do with intelligence, and everybody is just as intelligent as everybody else, you only recognize differences in cultural capital and upbringing
-Gays were born that way
-Everybody will be happier when we legitimize alternatives to marriage and monogamy
-Christianity is a tool the wealthy use to oppress the poor
-The United States is bad because it's imperialistic
-European countries have to make up for imperialism by accepting immigrants
-Islam is a peaceful religion
-Diverse societies are better than homogenous ones
-Wealth leads to a transition to democracy
-We need to tax the 1% more so we can feed everybody in the world
-If you're a nazi or a racist that's why women don't like you
-There is nothing wrong with sexual promiscuity, and you shouldn't care if a girl has had sex with other people unless you're insecure
-White male privilege, and anxiety over losing that privilege, impedes progress and the development of multicultural societies
-The government's primary goal is to uphold human rights
-Nobody should be allowed to starve
-The rich are exploiting you, don't vote against your interests
-Color blindness is still racism, you have to work to not be racist
-Sex should always be done sober with positive consent: if you don't ask and she doesn't say yes while she's sober it's rape
-Being against immigration is racist
-Don't fall for the anime nazi meme
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I appreciate that writing that out took a lot of effort, but please OP, for all our sakes, try harder in future.
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>>34640032
Do you disagree with something? Have you even been to college?
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>>34639997

Christ do people actually believe this shit

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