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>>34641504
Why the fuck would you need that much ketchup

>>34641504
fucking hell Iad, how fat are you?

the real question here is when will you explode

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>>34641492
Yeah anon, I'm a real lazy sack of shit.

>>34641492

Yes, almost always on almost anything. I've carried my moldy dishes to trash two times.

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>>34641492
God damn, never in my life have I ever finished anything. I've even shown potential in a lot of things, but then I lose my will and drive and get sick of it. I didn't finish high school and got a GED instead, I only got an associate degree instead of a bachelor's, I quit sports (sometimes in mid year) when I was a kid, I've never made it at a regular job for more than a year and a half (and even then I briefly left for another job and came back), and a lot of times I'll randomly just cut people out of my life because I feel like it. There have even been some very promising career options, but I always end up opting out before going through with committing to it.

I honest to God think that I'm incapable of actually finishing anything long-term, and even short-term things I'll do part of, stop for a while, do more of, stop for a while, then finish the rest.

There's probably some underlying psychology to it, but shit just starts to get under my skin and infuriate me, then I let my rage fester until it boils over, I can't take it any more, convince myself I'm getting nothing out of it and it's not worth it, then I stop. Then I inevitably find myself spending whatever free time that I have browsing the internet, wasting my life away, which makes me feel satisfied, in a weird way. It's why I don't think I'll ever accomplish anything.

Theyre somewhat great. My own personal goal is having a full-fledge house not just a small one, preferably built myself and having a farm on the grounds too.

Work and buy land, anons.

>>34641388

how do i get one? Im 26 and dont want to live with my mom anymore

>>34641471
There are alot of people who build these now apparently. So you could just buy one which they are usually fairly cheap. But if you are thrifty and know what you are doing it is more economical to build your own. There are lots of plans available online so you wouldn't even have to pay an architect.

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>>34641378
being a virgin is the least of my problems

>tfw there are girls with fetishes for pretty much every negative aspect a man could have
>except virginity

I'm honestly fine with it at this point, with each second that passes I'm getting more and more insecure about my sexual performances and how big I'll fuckup if the time every arrives.
To not talk about my body in general.

The more time passes the more I want things to stay the way they are.

Because you post screenshots OP, you don't deserve it

>>34641489
I wanted to crop it.
I dont have the energy to do shiy anymore.

I ate gatbage the otherday.
Just let me die.

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>>34641489
Look I fixed it see.
I made a suitable absurdist reaction image prepped to convey abstact mental horror.

Please let medie the way I want now.

>>34641292
>Are you a bitter old man or something?
Yes, I am. Mostly bitter, not that old.

Because people are inherently negative towards others, and with a lack of repercussions that negativitey comes out.

>>34641292
Don't pretend you aren't the same.
You're infected just by being on this site.

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you don't
they all leave you eventually
making friends is a pointless endeavor

>>34641208
This
Used to have good friends in high school and now they don't even say hi to me on the street.

>>34641208
this

had a few friends in high school but havent talked to them in years

>>34641177
Only if youre a tranny

>>34641177

If nobody replies to my posts I feel like it was all for nothing.
This is why I like (You)s.

You can tell when someone isn't completely stupid when they don't do this. You don't have a gender problem. You have a stupid problem.

that girl is not british, british women wear a hijab and have brown skin

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>>34641182
t.americuck muzzie

>>34641158
>anglos
>loyal
Don't fall for the tricks of perfidious albion, anon

Depends for what
Orignal

Only if you're willing to be helped.

my therapist helps me but mostly because she gives me someone to talk to on a regular basis

No kidding please help. I know you all got girlfriends and all, please!

>>34641053

what do you mean by loose? if u came u fine.

>>34641239
Its BIG and wide. Like fucking a plastic bag.

stop inbreeding thats why people have down syndrome

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No. I refuse to date within myrace and I love the white womenz.


Ooga booga.

>>34641009
but why

oreg

wtf is this OP and why does it sound so cool

It's really quick chess. Each player only gets a minute or less

No bullet fans?

>>34640971
Why do you have a pin in your hand?

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Sex me girls

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pic related is me happily together with my average looks gf

>>34640968
>misato
wow disputed

Where did you get that image? pls

>>34640968
>drowning in piss
better than she deserves