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My mom just found all my weed ask me anything robots!!!
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>mom found the kush stash
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>>34642194
My my mom knows I smoke weed, and a ton of it. She's OK with it because I am an adult and it help s me from killing myself.
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>dad found the cannabis cupcakes
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>still waiting for super powers to kick in
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>>34642181
I'm 23, doing high school classes because I'm a ginormous fuck up. I'm still waiting for my hogwarts acceptance letter.
Life could be better. I recently found out how to make life just a little bit better.
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>>34642181
>still waiting to acquire some kind of power that will make me unique and wanted
>still waiting for someone to knock on my door and take me on an adventure
>ywn be the protagonist
why even live.
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>>34642874
>ywn be the protagonist
iktf
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>tfw when uncircumcised in america
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>>34642143
Who can see it anyway
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>>34642243
That's why the shortness of my dick don't bother me anymore
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>>34642143
>tfw america in uncircumcised when
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What is this hairstyle called and how do I get one without showing the barber a picture of Joseph Stalin?
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you do this m8
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Stalin was a fucking Chad.
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>>34642126
you really think anyone under 50 is going to know who young stalin looks like?
>"ey femanon u likin wat u see yeh? ;)"
wat do?
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>>34642046
be superior
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>whip out my feminine penis
>offer him my boipuss
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>>34642046
I would call the police and I would FUCK, I JUST REALIZED IT'S A .GIF
that is disgusting. I would be like "yeah baby" and I would go to his house and ether him and cut his dick off and put it down the sink garbage disposal.
plus I think big dicks and small brains are correlated.
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name one thing bad about this show
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protip you are wrong
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>>34641996
>name one thing bad about this show
It's not Rurouni Kenshin.
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>>34641996
it doesn't have naruto in it
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>>34641996
It's not happening to me.
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How would you, as the female, handle this situation?
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>"it's smaller than mine desu."
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>>34641928
*Unzip pepperspray*
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Suck it if I'm as lonely as I am now :^)
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>tfw there are LITERALLY no jobs that don't look like torture whether you get a degree or not
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>>34641915
if there was a nice comfy job out there dont you think everyone would be lining up for it? too much competition
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truck driving is comfy
>just you and the road
>sit down all day
>listen to whatever you want
ultimate robot job
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>>34642002
Literally imprisoned on the road. Not comfy at all.
>>34641936
How do people convince themselves to go through the torture?
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Here's a better bingo for this board. I just whipped it up, let me know what you think of it.
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And here's mine to get it started.
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>>34641865
I guess I belong here, reminder that if you have less than 8 you aren't a robot and should leave this board immediately.
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I'm such a failure, I couldn't even get bingo even though I filled out most squares.
>"how's it going"
>"it's going"
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>tfw you watch sports and the players are mostly younger than you and you haven't accomplished anything in life
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>>34641864
It's going alright. I just made this thread, it's definitely more pertinent to us 25+ers: >>34641898
Recently I've been reading a lot about hunter gatherer societies, early modern humans, and even neanderthal cultures. I'm convinced that we're all working ourselves to the hilt for no good reason, AND that dropping out entirely isn't the answer either.
I'm just tired, anons. Really tired, and I can't keep on slaving away in the name of a bigger paycheck anymore. There has to be more to life.
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>>34641864
>At interview for low paying cashier job
>I'm confident in how it's going until:
>"I'd like to know more about you Anon? What gets you up in the morning?"
>I have no friends and no real hobbies besides 4chan, anime and excessive masturbation.
>"M-m-money haha"
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Something today reminded me of him. Ive been feeling shitty all day and I want to tell you guys about him.
>be me 9 years ago, 19 yo
>work a shitty job in a restaurant as a cook
>boss is ok, lot of roastie coworkers though
>we serve a lot of lunch and some dinner sort of food
>be severely depressed by the suicide of my best friend this period of life
>the work sucked but it paid and it distracted me from thinking about it
>have this regular who came eating almost every week
>really weird shaped head and overall pretty ugly guy
>he was the kindest soul Ive ever met
>he was always nice to everyone and tipped generously
>he always ordered an omelette when he came
>I jokingly started calling him omeletteman
>coworkers would often make fun of him for being ugly
>got into a lot of fights with them because of how they talked about him
>once even punched a guy because he said "maybe he likes eggs so much because his head is shaped like one" almost got fired because of that
>always try my hardest to bring him his omelette himself
>he starts noticing how I am always the one who brings him his food and ask him whether the food is okay
>one day he comes to eat while there is almost nothing to do
>I sit alone at a table while my coworkers are talking at the bar
>omeletteman suddenly lifts up his plate and walks towards me and sits down in front of me
>he asks me how I am and we have a nice talk, get to learn his name (it was Andre)
>he leaves and thanks me for my company
>my coworkers start laughing at me as soon as hes gone and I call them heartless bastards for how they treat omeletteman
I dont feel like spending 15 minutes typing out the whole story and then have the thread die with no replies. Will continue if interest
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>>34641720
Keep going op.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>34641720
Op continue my dude
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>>34641720
Keep going on, OP. Please.
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>make bait thread
>Another anon starts replying seriously trying to help the made up character I centered the bait around
>feel bad about it
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>>34641660
wow dude, seriously fuck you
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>>34641660
I would offer some advice, but how do I know this isn't bait?
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I wasn't helping you. Sorry.
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Why are black girls with colored eyes automatically x10 hotter?
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>>34641595
10 times 0 is still 0.
Seriously what the fuck is that thing?
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>>34641685
Are you blind? It is a female baboon, obviously.
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>>34641685
First post best post once again
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Is burichan the patrician format?
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>didn't know what the Burichan format looked like
>switch to it
>makes me feel like I am back in my special ed class from middle school
It is the most Robot of all formats in all honesty.
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who /Futaba/ here
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Burichan is best.
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Omegle thread. come work on your social skills you dirty fucking rats.
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"A/S/L?"
"Stranger 1 has disconnected"
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>>34641545
>You :hello
>stranger has disconnected
Why do I even bother
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>tfw stranger disconnects suddenly after having talked with you for a good amount of time