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>>34643255
you already got dubs though

Umm yeah sure, but only if you send nudes

The navy seal pasta
Can't post it here because Non-ASCII text is not allowed.

Elliot soon

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Eurasian dick was made for European pussy!

>Eurasian boy says he is physically abused by a blonde white girl
Some people have all the luck.

jaws

>>34643168
id like to help you since getting scared is fucking great but i havent been legit scared by a film since i was a kid

i guess the ring is kind of scary

and i keep hearing about this korean film called A tale of two sisters that ive been meaning to watch but never got around to it

Both The Conjuring 1 and 2

>why do fatbots exist
>what's holding you back
The fat. The fat is literally holding me back. It's the loop we get stuck in.

>>34643127
>Why do fatbots exist?
because overeating is one of the most common ways of dealing with depression

>>34643248
And it's pretty damn retarded, why not pick up smoking instead? It will help you lose weight and might also kill you. What's not to like?

for most people abstaining from ejaculation for a week is enough to have a boost to your energy

if youre looking to reach enlightenment through sex transmutation itll take years to actually get good at it and you can really fuck up if youre not careful

but if you are addicted to porn/internet stimulation it might be beneficial to stop jerking off/looking up porn for a couple months as a basic self control exercise
at the very least you will prove to yourself that you have more autonomy than you think

but who are we joking you guys would rather just jerk off
though theres nothing necessarily wrong with that

It's good for your mental health and if you ultimately do decide to quit your faps will feel better for a while. The whole science behind it isn't important.

It sucks that they had to unite behind the label nofap.

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Cumming is the best desu

>>34643096
I do traditional karate. Not really robot, but it's also not completely normie.

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Is Badminton a normie sport?

Nascar sucks, it isn't even stock car racing anymore. Motocross and MotoGP are good.

>>34643086

Only pussies cut them selves
Cutting is just low key attention whoring
Deep down you want someone to notice them but your too afraid to tell anyone.

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>>34643086
>cashier i work with has cuts on his arm
>he has a kid and a gf
>i have no cuts and am a KHHV

people that have cuts on their arm are just little pussies crying for attention and couldn't hand the hormones of being a teenager. now if he had some huge fucking scar running down the length of his arm or something i'd feel a bit more sympathy for him.

>cut my arm
>still have fresh cuts
>"uh anon, do you have cats?"
>"yeah... i do. "

first things first

post boipussy

I love you
obviously

>>34643083
REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOTHER DIES IN THE SLEEP TONIGHT

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>>34643061
Who here wants to be my gf?

Donate to the Patreon/Twitch/Gofundme account linked in their posts.

Meet them outside of r9k

I don't like anyone I meet on r9k not even femanons

That image makes no sense.

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>where do you even go from there

/R9K/

I just play vidya now. I also have a sweet car. Is that enough to enjoy life, enough to go on? I don't know.

how many penises have you served orally

>>34642975
how

oreganilio

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how come youre such a fucking faggot

>>34642877

Light is where it's at. Jump out the window is pretty fucking good too though.

He Tried the concept approach it didn't really work for him

>>34642954
Did you like No Favors with eminem?

>>34643034
A lot of my friends thought this album was amazing. Only heard good things about it from others, so maybe you can give it a second listen and see how it is

small pe per

>>34642802
It's because they're manlets and they feel insecure about themselves.

>>34643684
lets see the reasoning as to why you criticise them, then. im sure its gonna be something interesting and introspective.

thats what you get for showing yourself as online to others on steam

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>tfw someone on steam literally told me "No offense dude but you're online all the time. Don't you have work or school?"

Yeah I'm good man, I just leave my pc on while I'm out

>>34642778
Pls tell me her porn tumblr

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>>34642796
She's underage m8

That's not the same person anon