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Anybody else /restraining order/ here?
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>i don't interact enough with people so no.
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>>34644136
No, but can you tell us why you are?
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>>34644136
pls tell op, this will be nice thread

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>dick isnt fully hard most of the time
>orgasms are pathetically weak
>cum just dribbles out like tabasco hot sauce
>2 0 years old

well
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you're probably jerking off too much kiddo.
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Sex drive and erections come and go anon, you shouldnt worry about stuff like that.
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you're out of shape.

eat better and exercise

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yeaht
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>>34644102
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/
ayy
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>>34644102
at least you didn't post a sponge image this time

you are improving

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How to control anger? Do I? I just get so angry all the time at everyone, I'm at the point I'm worried I may hurt someone or get into trouble. I just feel like I've got my legs broken and I want to walk and everyone is telling me to walk but I can't and then they're mocking me for it and I just hate everyone. Any advice on how to deal with anger like this?
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>>34644062
Stop and think.

Why am I angry. What is causing this. Why does X have such an impact on me. What happened in my life to cause me to think and react this way.

And that should distract you from your anger feels. And maybe even give you insight into your own thought processes.

Or after you've finished exploding and raging. Reflect. How can you better handle a similar situation next time. It will take practice.
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>>34644130

How do you stop and think I think I know why I'm angry, but sometimes the most strange things make me well up and I'm worried I may punch my coworker in the face tomorrow and I'm worried about going to work. i don't want to the thought makes me sick but I just can't stop myself and I'm scared things will fuck up royal. How do I stop and think?
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>>34644202
Your description sounds a lot like intrusive thoughts. A chef will fantasize about stabbing his coworkers, this terrifies him, he daydreams about it, this happens to nearly everyone

My intrusive thoughts don't make me angry but I could never rule out that they make other people angry.

These are things you should be asking yourself when the anger feelings well up. What is happening to your body/mind when you get angry, what are the deep root causes.

Or just think/ask yourself how you want to react vs how you should react to the situation (now that you are angry)

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if one use fl studio piano roll to make all melodies and chords and has an 808 and a 303 are they really "musicians" if they make beats? like they can't play piano or anything but make music by sequencing
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>>34644036
They're not musicians, but composers. They are different. Musicians play music. Composers make it.
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>>34644073
>>34644036

This.

Even the most retarded "bruh I make dubstep n trap beatzzzz" laptop-EDM bro still needs a minimum of understanding of music theory for it to not sound shit.


Someone like Deadmau5 who is one of the biggest electronic music producers is always acknowledging the fact that he's not a musician and he wishes he could play his melodies and rhythms out on a keyboard and drums instead of having to "draw" them.
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>>34644149
Midi sequencing is pretty cool and efficient though a little bit more like fine-tuned arithmetic type of composing

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How do i close the deal?
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>>34643947
>How do i close the deal?
I want to see you bleed on my dick
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>>34643947
>haha maybe

HMMMM
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Come on r9k, help me out

WE HAVE A RIGHT TO EXIST
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Why do people just say "Right to" and then add whatever the fuck they want after that and believe it is objective truth?
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>>34644008
you don't think being alive is a right?
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>>34644008
meh, it's their right to

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im fcucKING drunK what AE YOU GONNA DOE ABOUT IT NIGGEGRS
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>>34643830
Join you, I'm about to break out the alcohol myself.
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time 2 get drunk and imagine my life being better

currently wanting to just take a solo vacation but its expensive as fuck
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>>34643848
dp IT IRS FUCKING GRAEAT MY ROBITS

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Black Chad's are called Tyrone, but what are black Stacy's called?
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>>34643827
Oprah
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>>34643827
Moesha
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you can't compare tyrone to chad, chad is a few leagues above, he's the apex predator. Also, black "equivalent" would be shaniqua, but still the stacy is the most desired and entitled.

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last two digits of your post number is how many days you go
dubs or higher get and you never masturbate again
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>>34643751
pic unrelated btw, obviously
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>>34643751
I like to masturbat3
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eh, why not.
you ahve been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was not originaldo

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So i asked this girl out to see a movie tomorrow 2 weeks ago, whatever today she told me she was going to bring a friend.. what does that mean ?
i didn't ask the gender of this "friend", she just told me if i would mind if she brings a friend with her, of course i said i didn't mind, but i do :(
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>>34643641
Congrats, she will never ever see you as relationship material now
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>>34643641
>Why does love hurt?
Because egos are a thing
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>>34643641
You weren't direct enough about the fact that you wanted it to be a date. But it's possible she already knows this and is hoping to "gently" sidestep the issue by making it not-a-date with the inclusion of her friend.

You're not in a good position here buddy. Women don't like being direct so they'll do whatever they can to avoid giving you an actual answer about something.

You're gonna have to be upfront and direct about what you want, or you're gonna be led on for a bit before (as she hopes) you end up deciding it's not worth it.

NEETs are modern day Shramanas

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%9Arama%E1%B9%87a

>yfw buddhism is an early FUCKING NORMIES REEE movement
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No, they are not. And no, Buddhism isn't either.

However, every culture and time period for all of human civilization has had people who sought quiet and tranquility. Hermit is/was the most common term applied to these people.

It is only in our current very new globalist culture that we see these people as sick or demented. And all because people sought equality. >If we're all equal, how come you want to go live alone and I don't? I think you're crazy!

In the end, if you truly want to live alone, do so. The meme that ALL humans are social creatures is... a meme. Some people simply don't want to be social. If you are one of those, go for it.

If there's one thing good for these people in modern times is how many different options one has to become a hermit. Most of them still involve normies getting buttblasted at how a person might be different than them, but they exist and there's plenty.
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>>34643857
NOOOOOORRMIIIIIEEEEEEESS

GEEEEEEEEEEEET

OOOOUUUUUUUUUUTT

REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34643998
You cunts need to get out. You ruined the board with your cuck shit

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>this whole time my dad thought I was an atheist
so r9k have your parents ever made erroneous assumptions about you?
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>>34643437
>so r9k have your parents ever made erroneous assumptions about you?
no
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>are you gay son?

nope just social retarded but they always think that im gay.
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>>34644074
My parents asked me this twice I said no both times but I am gay. Not that I will ever have sex or be in a relationship so not like it matters.

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> Hey mister, have you seen my papa?
what do?
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>>34643302
Ask her name, look for her parents in near proximity and then report to the police if i don't find them?
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>>34643494
And then you'll get thrown in prison because the parents wont admit they fucked up and lost her. Dont ever engage with people you dont know in public
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>>34643302
Kick him

le muted XDDD

>tfw want friends
>but get tired when talking to people and want the conversation to end as soon as possible

What is wrong with me?
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>>34643276
are all these conversations done online? its daunting talking just online, there is no personal interaction.
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I've found listening to people is pretty interesting a lot of the time. I just think slow later I'll come up with something and think 'oh yeah that'd been funny to say' or something like that.
I get anxiety about starting conversations, not having them. Although now it seems like sometimes I get totally off track about what to say because I think about so many things I just don't know what to go with and sometimes shoot off something random or stutter thinking about what I'm talking about.
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>>34643276
I know this feel. Why do peoples lips move? Why should i care? Tfw forever alone.

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