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>>34645934
Advice**** not and ice. Fucking mobile.

don't sleep over at anon or go there at mother's day

>2007
short the market. buy long dated out of the money puts.

>to a 26 year old me:
stop eating so much. lose some fucking weight.

>>34645928
You look like a 14yo goth girl yourself.

>>34645947
He remind me of Lash in advance wars

>>34645928
edward scissor hands lookin ass mothafucka'

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It's superbly cute on women

Tough luck on u anon

>>34645920
fuck bro i got some too. Tfw can't afford braces. kill me senpai

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>>34645920

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Nature Reserve, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on seasonal forest dams, and I have over 300 confirmed fellings. I am trained in gorilla logging and Im the top chewer in the entire US aquatic rodent forces. You are nothing to me but just another

aww fuck it i got bored, but you get the idea

>>34645890
I already joined one. It is called the Trump train. Bannon detailed his plans in 2011. He wants to wipe the entire western world establishments and put the people in charge of their countries instead of globalists.

>>34645890
Commies get out. Under communism we would sent to the fucking gulag

>>34645890
No. Only autists and edgelords actually care enough about politics to want to "shake up" the status quo. I'm generally content with the way things are currently in the west besides the influx of refugees.

>>34645888
Guys I'm lonely someone please post

>>34645888
This isn't even a valid question

>>34645888
>post hentai crop
>hate femenists
>reply to yourself
You're not a worthy prospect OP, you're a mess. You're perfect for 4chan, but no good for women.

this is literally the way I am now

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i actually do have some accomplishments on me, i have an engineering job with an undergrad and am going to go back for a grad degree, making me smarter than 99% of the population
but honestly since i got a job ive realized most of my accomplishments have been due to a natural inclination towards being told what to do and that im actually not talented, just good at following orders

in some ways being a khhv makes me "superior" to your average person because it is something significantly removed from normal human experience and it makes for a good empirical reason for why you can pretend you are special, even though it may mean nothing in reality

like "i wasnt destined to be happy" or "no woman could understand me"
you know, the last bastion of self deception before you have to admit you are actually just a coward

wrote too much, damn

>>34645835
To be fair, I'm just really lazy. Nothing is really wrong with me.

It has been a full 6 hours since you last excreted, so you predict the orgasm of poop leaving your anus to be quite intense. The wet poop slowly breaths air for the first time as your anus begins to open. This is going to be good. The poop, much wetter than usual, slides down your ass cheeks and rolls onto the floor. You take your left hand and wipe only the major masses of poop off your body. You like leaving a thin layer to dry so you can pick the hard pieces away throughout the day. You take your first step outside of your hut and begin to take your stroll around the village. You feel the fresh poop squishing between your toes. Playing with the poop feels good on your feet. This is the last day you may enjoy this feeling, as you've been told that the village will no longer be designated for shitting. You sigh at this thought, but choose to live in the moment and enjoy the feeling while it lasts. You look to the morning horizon. Is that... a mushroom cloud? Pakistan has declared nuclear war on your country. There is no reason to worry however, as your retribution will be swift and terrible. Due to the nuclear detonation, the ground is picked up into the air in the form of fallout. This fallout cloud makes its way across the border into Pakistan. They experience diarrhea rain for the next six months, permanently altering the smell of the country forever.

>>34645830
Thats so awesome

Bump

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>the village will no longer be designated for shitting

Why not? You can feel like a tall Chad for once.

>>34645787
>cheese pizza
For what purpose, roastie? It isn't like it's cheaper than 1 topping pizza. Get some olives or peppers whore.

What the fuck else would you do instead?

>>34645767
>annoying voice
Vocaroo please.

Never thought about this before but you're probably right.

Man, that must suck. Everytime you talk no matter what people just want you to stop or go away.

>>34645767

>annoying voice
>Worse than being ugly

How you gonna say that doesn't compare to when women are turned off just by you being in the room, before you've ever opened your mouth? Or no matter what you say after you have?

Just don't talk vs. you cannot even simply exist in the same room as a woman without disgusting her.

Bumping in an extremely oregon way

>>34645764
I have abetter idea for all of us instead of wasting our semen.
It would be a better to cum in a bottle and to freeze it. Then, send the semen to a same adress for all the volunteers. Here a filthy or a coureagous one pour the semen in a container and keep it in liquid nitrogen. When there's enough sperm, He'll try to bring it in a sperm bank. The whole /r9k/ would be father together !

>>34645764
Do you consider the idea of blend our semen a waste of nutriments OP ?

>push Stacy into the fire while's roasting

Nothin personnel

>>34645711
whoa ya'll niggas gonna start a fucking brush fire! what the hell are you doing?!

>>34645711
>sit with knees tucked to chest staring into the fire

>one side of your body is too hot and the other is too cold

>observe detachedly as everyone makes jokes and plays around while you sit as still as possible and avoid attracting any attention

>try to feel connected to a social group while remaining as distant as possible from pervasive fear of rejection and ridicule

>go to bed just as lonely as you were before

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really wish I had one.

please

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>>34645856
It's just not that easy

>findom
Please don't be retarded, anon

I want to act surprised but to be fair I am more interested than anything.

I would question my reasoning, but that won't get me laid.

i got one. you want to get one that is easy to clean, along with having the right kind of sensation you're looking for.

if it's a pain in the ass to clean you just won't use it.

>>34645677

Do they make any that look like a complete tiny girl rather than just a torso?

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happy birthday friendo

i had a shitty day aswell

>>34645645
thanks anon, it means more than you think.

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>>34645626
happy b-day matey

>>34645615
impressive anon

what happened?

Lmaoing @ ur life lmao

>>34645634
> use a public toilet
> find the cleanest stall
> pull down pants, sit on seat
> jump up in pain, pull a tack that had been painted the same colour as the seat out of right cheek
> notice writing on the back of the door
> "welcome to that aids club"
> get tested, hiv plus
> gf breaks up with me, convinced I cheated and got a disgusting disease
> parents disown me, they thought I had gay sex to get it
> drop out of college because everyone spreads rumours about me
> am now homeless, kissless virgin with HIV, not a friend in the world
Just end my fucking life