ITT: characters that you idolize/aspire to be
>>34646613
Probably too much of a timid faggot to, sadly
>>34646633
Are you talking to me (OP)? Or referring to yourself and Max?
>>34646666
checked
blc
1950:
Average family income $49,152
Average house cost: $83,068
20% Down Payment: $16,613
2014:
Average family income $51,939
Average house cost: $365,700
20% Down Payment: $73,140
>tfw work 70+ hrs a week and still have to live with parents
If you can't afford the coasts, leave
>>34646499
I know that feel, I'm a full time student and work 40hra a week but I live in commiefornia where rent is over $1500 a month for a single bedroom apartment
>>34646798
Absolutely not. He needs to stay on the coasts. Those "people" are not welcome here.
What are you guying going to be doing during the superbowl?
watching the game hoping the patriots lose.
shopping for a new washer and dryer
Making lasagna
I did it robots.
I googled what countries could I travel only with my passport. I found out I can do Japan and Korea.
So I booked a a fly to Japan. I'll be there 3 months.
Thing is I've never traveled. Never left my country. Almost have never been alone (always with my family). I'm a virgin and socially retarded.
I work a mind numbing retail work. I've saved some money. So at least that isn't a problem. My parent are glad I made such a ballsy move.
But I'm scared and need advice or tips. I've never even been in an airport or a plane.
What advice could you give to someone as clueless as me?
>>34646426
did you at least have learned some basic japanese? if not start asap or you will regret it. mark my words
get a nice hotel room. thats were you'll spend most of your time unless your a normie
>>34646485
I've heard you really don't need to learn Japanese as a tourist. Some apps exist that'll translate stuff in real time, you just hold up the phone and it is like an augmented reality. At least it exists for android.
Some words may help, sure, but not required. I guess it is harder outside the big cities.
Why are you afraid of women, /r9k/?
>>34646391
I'm not afraid.
i have character of faust but with desire to learn in emotional way too.
so i'm just lazy fuck.
because they are terrifying and will only hurt me
I'm not scared of women, I just hate them.
So why is no one talking about these guys anymore? Have the BIDF finally won?
Can someone be nice enough to give me a quick run down on these guys?
>>34646384
be honest r9k, which one looks better?
The twin one
>parents sit me down to talk about my (lack of) relationship prospects
>dad tells me it's ok I haven't found anyone but they'd like me to see a relationship counselor that will supposedly help me
>I agree
>I ask my dad if he was a virgin when he met mom
>he tells me he and my mom were both virgins when they met
>my mom interrupted him "haha uh no I wasn't"
>parents start arguing
>dad left a few hours ago and hasn't come back.
who /fuck things up for everybody/ here?
>>34646373
why the fuck would she say that?
>>34646373
At least they respect you enough to still allow you to choose your own mate.
My family is trying to set me up with some weak-willed cunt they can control.
I wish my parents worried about my virginity and would set up a relationship counsellor for me.
If you think that that tiff between your parents was your fault, you're delusional, OP
D E L U S I O N A L
Any robots making progress in their lives?'
Remember we're all going to make it.
I made my own breakfast today, without mummy or daddy's help c:
>>34646478
wow, I haven't even done that yet
>>34646478
well done love u
COMFY GENERAL WHO THE FUCK IS UP GET COZY GET COMFY FUCKERS. Minimal politicking, racebaiting, and boipussi please. We try to encourage everybody to have good feels even if they're feeling bad.
Shares Comfy: Music, Media, Images, Stories, if
it's comfy it's cool!
>thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx8ONTGqMOk
>white noise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WXQS3vrjS0&t=14s
Reminder that niggers and spics can never be comfy
>WHO THE FUCK IS UP
I just woke up from a really comfy nap.
>tired
>ate a big meal
>jacked off
Is that the trifecta needed to have the perfect nap? It's also snowing outside so max comfy.
>>34646432
WHAT DID I JUST SAY NIGGER?>>OREGANO
>can't sing
There is no reason to live
>>34646201
iktf anon
>try to sing while strumming on guitar
>voice is just feeble groaning and mumbling
>>34646201
In general
>can't draw/sing/play videogames because I hate practicing anything that doesn't result in immediate self gratification
>mfw can only draw ellipses, sing in low registers for a few seconds, and only play the videogames by disabling long term objectives, and nothing else.
>tfw can't sing
>tfw you will never sing Disney songs with a girl
Who else here hate whites after browsing /pol/
I now feel a deep hatred for whites.
When i see white children now i feel like stomping on them, i conceal the hatred with a simle.
>>34646199
I couldn't care less honestly, pol is a board filled with retards, there's no need to rage over that
>>34646199
It's only natural for shitskins to be envious of the superior race.
>>34646256
>the boy proclaimed moments before being forced to orally pleasure a pack of black men.
>TV commercials are louder than the programme itself
>amazon prime now shows commercials before episodes
>>34646169
Look up dynamic range compression.
>listening to comfy music
>nigger music from an ad starts blasting in your ears
Why do they do this?
>she has less than 200 Facebook friends
>she has no other social media
>she doesnt like tattoos
>she is 2d
>>34646107
>she is smart
>she is funny
guess i will die alone, hmmm
>Looked at me at least once
SOLD
What are the downsides of suicide? Depending on the replies tonight might be the night.
1. If you choose a stupid method you could survive and fuck your shit up
2. There is a chance that there is some kind of afterlife that will be worse
Other than that suicide seems like a great idea, I'm planning to roll the dice in a few years if my life doesn't improve
>>34646006
Yeah, but if there's an afterlife, it would probably be there regardless of if we kill ourselves. I guess suicide is a sin and all, but it's not like we wouldn't go to hell anyway.
Eh, depends on your outlook on life op. I keep going on, telling myself before I go to sleep each night that the next day might change everything and it'll get better, and my life does mean something.
I can only hope it will, one day, and I hope the same for you
>tfw you personally know the op and you seriously think he's disgusting lol
>wish he posted his face on a normie site
>nothing's even started but already looking to its end so i can tell him how gay he is
>>34645954
How do you know op? What thread?
>>34645997
There have been many.
>>34645954
You don't know me motherfucker shoot me a text right now then assdick