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>>34647156
fuck off jap suka

>>34647156
sugoi ja nai yo
saru mitai na hitobito dake darou

BLACKED is a self insert fantasy for niggers, most women are subconsciously huge racists who are disgusted by interracial porn because they equate sleeping with a black man to sleeping with a subhuman animal

Especially the japanese who are very traditional and xenophobic

>>34647101
Don't be a pussy, this is the only acceptable song to use

https://youtu.be/8aY3rwF75oQ

>>34647275
If you're gonna go on a school shooting, at least go full edgelord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDuNhjXGtoo

>>34647275
>>34647312
Both are school shooter tier music. Good stuff.

You're just so damn pretty, anon.

>>34647181
I'M JUST DECENT I'M NOT PRETTY

>>34647082
Because she is your mother, anon. Not all mothers are loving but maternal instincts are strong and many mammals feel compelled to protect their offspring to varying extents.

Only if you have a passion for it. You need to be a fanatic when it comes to CS.

>>34647048
>>34647129
this isn't true

you just will dislike your job like most people if you aren't passionate about it

>>34647144
coding will crush your soul if you don't like it

>>34647024
What app is that?
>oregano

>>34647024
>"G-give me your phone number teehee"
smells fishy

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>>34647024
even if she isn't a bot, she looks ugly

>>34646941
Usually I'd rec the film.

>>34646967
What's a good movie to watch high on Netflix?

I dont get why people listen to "trippy" music high. Have they never tripped before? Do they feel a similar experience to tripping while high?

>>34646940
>Oneitis constantly holds my hand just to keep me in orbit
>Gets creeped out if I go any further
>Doing it for over a year
pls stop

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better than sex desu

>>34646971
you have the power to make this all go away before it gets too pathetic

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>>34646938
Hahaha... Good joke op...

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Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee.

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>>34646938
>tfw i can strum my uncut penis
>tfw theres cut jews who can't lmao

me watching out of frame

>>34646848
I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY REEEEEEEEEE

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The blonde sissy faggot is finding sexual validation, intimacy and acceptance from normal heterosexual people for the first time in his life so out of the three probably him.

It's a special day for him to be allowed to participate in these activities for once in his desperate terrible life.

>>34646825
Then (like me) you're of shamefully low worth. Math literacy might be the most important proficiency to have in this life.

>>34647034
>>34646825
Same, I wanna be good at math so bad

>>34646825
t. brainlet making excuses

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>>34646788
Nice! Pointing the wrong way though dumb faggot

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>>34646788
CHECKED

this is now a dubs thread ;

>>34646810
If only this anon posted a second later.
Tsk tsk

You should. And if it feel awkward for you, drink.

>>34646828
thanks bro, we'll see how it goes

i'm a non smoker but i always brings cigs to parties. if i start feeling awkward i go tot he garage or outside and chill with the smokers and have a few cigarettes. it's nice being able to sit or stand doing nothing without look awkward

/seinfeld theme plays

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>>34646733
>sister found the baby batter shampoo

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>>34646733
>dad found the child pornography

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>>34646688
sounds like laziness, anon. I'm pretty lazy myself

>>34646688
nice get tho, double dubs very nice

>>34646710
I don't think it's laziness

I'm actually more productive with my work these days, I just zone out and do it

But it all seems so empty and bland, nothing seems nice anymore, not even music

wait, why 2 shirts?

would 2 shirts not just make you look fatter?

>>34646661
One shirt to collect all the sweat oozing from their pores due to the strenuous exertion of moving their mass