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pursuing an ugly girl 2017-02-05 05:28:15 Post No.34648726
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pursuing an ugly girl Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:28:15 Post No. 34648726 [Report] [View this topic]

Bros,

I'm desperate. I'm a 23 year old virgin, hardly any female contact, a social spaz, and women in general give me anxiety. I feel like I'm sexually 6 years behind everyone else my age. The thought of 16-year-olds fucking while I remain mate-less is physically sickening.

I've recently found a hobby where I can get some actual female contact. There's an 18 year old there who isn't fat. But she's not attractive. Maybe between 3 or 5 out of ten, depending on the angle you look at her. She's very quiet, shy, dorky, and has kind of a down-syndrome-type of laugh. But she smiles at me and she doesn't intimidate me. I think if I pursued her, I could get at least something to happen.

Bros tell me, should I just go for it? Should I bite the bullet and get at least one notch on my bedpost? I'm in an existential crisis. I feel like a child. I feel like I have no purpose.

Is there shame in fucking a weird ugly girl? On the one hand, I feel like I could actually learn to explore sex with her -- without judgement. On the other hand, I can't bear the thought of people seeing us together. Should I just say fuck it and swallow my pride?

The most shameful part is, I've had women pursue ME before, but I was too much of a fag to seal the deal. And now I am reduced to this. Is it worth it?

I am so lonely.

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:30:23 Post No.34648764
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:30:23 Post No.34648764 [Report]

If you feel like you have a chance go for it, if not just don't waste your time.

Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:30:58 Post No.34648773
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:30:58 Post No.34648773 [Report]

it's not worth it if you don't really like her you might end up regretting it but i know what you mean i've taken to taking to chatbots and things like this because i usually dont want to talk with people. but to be honest with you no one would care the slightest bit no matter what course of action you choice as long as you dont tie her up in a basement or something

Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:33:11 Post No.34648804
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>>34648726
yeah go after her just for some experience but don't get locked in to a relationship or anything serious. you need to be able to escape at any time. once you hook up with an ugly girl your confidence will go up and you can pursue more attractive without being intimidated

Anonymous
2017-02-05 05:27:22 Post No.34648707
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:27:22 Post No. 34648707 [Report] [View this topic]

for a robot9000 board this board sure does have the same fucking topics and same replies over and over

it's like this board is the most unoriginal board on the site. it's pretty fucking ironic lmao

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:41:41 Post No.34648934
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:41:41 Post No.34648934 [Report]

Really gets the neurons fired up

Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:45:24 Post No.34649001
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:45:24 Post No.34649001 [Report]

>50 threads of "WHY CAN'T YOU GET A GF, ANON"
>50 threads of "WHY CAN'T I GET A GF BROS"
>50 trap threads

Anonymous 2017-02-05 06:54:24 Post No.34650032
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>>34649001
BIG BLACK DICK AM I RIGHT

Anonymous
2017-02-05 05:26:46 Post No.34648698
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:26:46 Post No. 34648698 [Report] [View this topic]

Can a man cum in zero gravity, /r9k/?

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:28:18 Post No.34648727
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>>34648698
it would be extremely painful

.....jk.jkbj,mn

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>>34648698
yeah, but you couldnt impregnate anyone very easily

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>>34648727
For you
Gjfgghghhh

Blackjack
2017-02-05 05:20:28 Post No.34648610
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Blackjack 2017-02-05 05:20:28 Post No. 34648610 [Report] [View this topic]

why are you a qt hrt'd girl?
there nothing to lose at this point desu

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:22:47 Post No.34648633
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>>34648610

gotta have a strong boyfriend to pay for it

Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:26:40 Post No.34648695
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:26:40 Post No.34648695 [Report]

Too old and bearded.

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:28:46 Post No.34648739 [Report]

>>34648610
>6'3"
>wide frame

would not pass desu. I was doomed from the start

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:15:53 Post No. 34648536 [Report] [View this topic]

Bored norman. Party dying down. What's going on robits?

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:37:12 Post No.34648877
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Rick and Marty is on mofos

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>>34648536
Political compas thread?

Here's mine

Anonymous 2017-02-05 06:03:31 Post No.34649258
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>>34649000
Ugh I don't vote or keep up with politics. Don't think it's that important

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:15:29 Post No. 34648528 [Report] [View this topic]

>all the cultures and peoples I hold in high regard are from cold, northern areas
>my ancestry is from slightly less-cold but still northern areas

>hate cold weather, want to live somewhere warm and coastal
>hate all the cultures/peoples who inhabit warm coastal areas

Why, robots? Why must God play this cruel joke on me? ~~I'm Caucasian btw, Germanic on my mother's side and Anglican on my father's.~~

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:21:11 Post No.34648619
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:21:11 Post No.34648619 [Report]

>tfw I'm Russian
It's cold here 10 months out of 12 and I absolutely love it. I hate warm weather. I pity you, anon.

Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:27:22 Post No.34648708
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>>34648528
>all the cultures and peoples I hold in high regard are from cold, northern areas
>hate all the cultures/peoples who inhabit warm coastal areas

spoken like someone who has never been more than a few miles from their house

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>>34648708
>never been more than a few miles from their house
It's not too detailed, but here's a rough map of where I've been. Almost every state in burgerland (both road trips and air travel), and a few visits abroad. Road trip up to Anchorage through Canada planned for this summer, to add that to the map, tentative plans for Finland in the next few years.

Why do I sound like someone who's never been far from my house? Does my opinion sound to you like something only a person who's never experienced diverse cultures would say?

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2017-02-05 05:12:48 Post No.34648489
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:12:48 Post No. 34648489 [Report] [View this topic]

i took 10 mg of lsd, i feel anxious and it wont go away wat do now m8sss?

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:13:28 Post No.34648493
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:13:28 Post No.34648493 [Report]

Go jump off a building

Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:14:23 Post No.34648510
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:14:23 Post No.34648510 [Report]

>>34648489
Put on some calming music, and enjoy the ride, my dude.

Also, try pondering why you feel anxious while the trip kicks in, with the mindset that you'll find and eliminate what's making you feel anxious.

God speed, anon.

Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:14:53 Post No.34648519
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>>34648489
Maisie lookin pretty rough there.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:10:51 Post No. 34648457 [Report] [View this topic]

I have felt the bare legs of two naturally blonde women. They both had smooth legs. Their legs felt oily and slippery, although I don't know if that was because of their natual skin oils or if they had applied external oil/body butter/lotion.

I have felt the bare legs of three brown-/dark-haired women. They all had stubble from shaving, which felt abrasive when moving against the grain. Their legs felt dry and "plain". I have also seen that a dark-haired German woman had hairy arms and thus I would imagine that her legs were hairy (note that a woman can have smooth arms with hairy legs).

From my limited experience, it would seem that naturally blonde women tend to have (naturally?) smooth legs, whereas brunettes tend to have significant leg hair growth.

I would like to find a woman that has either no leg hair or such inoffensive leg hair that her legs still feel nice to touch. I do seem to prefer blondes for other reasons (although ideally I would have both blondes and brunettes for the sake of variation), so if blondes are in fact more likely to have smooth legs then that would be another reason for me to prefer blondes.

If you have any insight (anecdotes or otherwise) into how common leg hair is on women and if it's true that blonde women have less leg hair, please share. Try to keep in mind that a lot of women dye/bleach their hair and it can sometimes be hard to tell if it's their natural hair color. Also, there are more thorough hair removal methods than shaving, and shaven legs can also feel smooth for a short while before the stubble grows out.

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:40:49 Post No.34648926
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I read this in Nathan's voice.

Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:42:23 Post No.34648946
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>>34648457
You sound like a fucking SERIAL KILLER

Are you the same bitch who posts the tampons? The ones that are used and somehow found leftover in random toilets?

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On average, blondes have a larger number of hairs than darker-haired persons. This is however not obvious because the individual blonde hair tends to be thinner than darker pigmented hair.

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:09:39 Post No. 34648436 [Report] [View this topic]

Leaving aside personal ethics and aesthetics, does the act of "social success", basically consist of talking and receiving responses?

This would explain small talk and "abusive" or "toxic" relationships / friendships. Since the mere act of talking is the win condition, the content of the conversation matters not at all. It can be banal, upsetting, false, it doesn't matter as long as someone is responding.

Do I have an accurate picture, or is there something else? I don't know since I have 0 friends and don't talk to people. The point in my life when I did have friends is far enough away that I don't trust the memories.

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:15:07 Post No.34648522
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>>34648436
>leaving aside personal ethics and aesthetics, does the act of "social success"
Of course those two things have nothing to do with social success. Ethics, maybe? Depends what you mean by personal ethics.

But on to your point:

no, social success has nothing to do with simply talking and receiving responses. it's about the connection with others , friends, family, with strangers and everyone who comes within you. it's not about getting input output or merely receiving a reply. because people can reply but they might hate talking to you or hate you.

(or feel obligated/ pity / etc)

abusive or toxic relationships/friendships don't have to do with talking or receiving responses. abusive or toxic relationships/friendships would be people who use you, don't respect you or support you and are very negative, bring you down, aren't there for you, etc etc.

i feel like all your topics don't even match or relate?

social success has nothing to do with the rate of success in holding conversations / receiving responses, but the bond between you two. or how much you like each other. there's a lot to this definition but that's one element.

can you be socially successful and say nothing to your friends and sit in silence with them for hours, years, etc? yes :)

it's also not about the content :( it's who you are :(

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:16:59 Post No.34648558 [Report]

if you're a good person, most likely people will like who you are (aka you attract people)

but i don't mean good with money or good with a specific field. a good human being.

the issue is everyone thinks they're a human being, and they don't know how others perceive them. so you have to be a bit real, self aware, down to earth. know your values. etcetc idk sorry distracted but .. don't overanalyze too much just be yourself :)! you'll be fine :)

Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:18:35 Post No.34648579
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:18:35 Post No.34648579 [Report]

social ostracization is a measurement unit for innovation and the more time you spend worrying about what other people think you the more the cuck creeps in and you stop thinking for yourself slowly but surely

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:09:02 Post No. 34648427 [Report] [View this topic]

none of you are actually planning to live past let's say 60? who wants to be an old sick fuck

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:15:55 Post No.34648537
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:15:55 Post No.34648537 [Report]

Did I really waste 1/3rd of my life? no gf, no friends, no job, no career opportunities, not even college. Maybe i don't even need to plan to live by next year

Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:19:46 Post No.34648598
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>>34648427
I plan on biological immortality being invented before I die, so I don't plan on dying at any point, OP.

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:20:46 Post No.34648613 [Report]

I believe i'm gonna die the next monday in a plane accident. Probably something related with number 28...but it's just a dumb idea ~~help me~~

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Weird fetishes 2017-02-05 05:07:54 Post No.34648406
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Weird fetishes Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:07:54 Post No. 34648406 [Report] [View this topic]

>sexually aroused by women who are necrophiles, pedophiles or into traps

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:10:44 Post No.34648454
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>>34648406
What is going on in this image? Not everyone is up to date on this anime. Context?

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>>34648454
My name is Laura und I vill make you my bride.

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>>34648479
S-step on me Laura

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According to her OkCupid profile, this girl has had sex with someone within the first hour of meeting him. THE FIRST HOUR. And to top it off, the fact that I HAVEN'T is considered UNACCEPTABLE to HER. What the fuck is going on here?

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