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i mean they dance wherever they are? you don't always have to 'go somewhere' people dance everywhere

like ofc its fun to dance anwyhere, at a party at a club w/e

but i love the spontaneous dance moments with friends

or when we all start dancing to the song <333333333 omg <3333333333 lmao

or dancing in the kitchen (: !!!!!

yeah thats why they go to clubs and shit on the weekends. get shit faced, dance, fuck random strangers. all part of the normie lifestyle.

We've been domesticated and we are all self loathing because we will never be free from the shackles and comforts of society

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>the jews are in power, because they lack what we have: Honour

>>34650850
White men are better suited at being trannies

The superior alpha black man will dominate this earth.

The future is BBC

They're clearly not dating. He's the foreign exchange student and she's using him to virtue signal.

He has seen the shit

>>34650693
This is the most smug fucker alive

>>34650677
why does every guy daydream of this lol

>>34650677
I don't trust a girl with that

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>>34650751
The concept of anyone cutting my hair gives me massive anxiety

>>34650672
Give link.

And women have no sympathy or compassion, at least when it comes to men.

>>34651427
sorry I jumped ship on the thread because lack of replies.

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>and I only did it once
the only thing worse than a bully is a cowardly bully who won't even admit it

sue the jew
in 150 years circumcision will be outlawed and will be looked at as like torture and causing a man a lifetime of diminished quality of life.

>>34650671
He bossed that shit. Although it looks like they pushed his shit way back?

>>34650723
>sue the jew

Is it actually possible? I'd like to.

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leave me alone


original

>>34651164
Holy zjit.
A palette swap.

>>34650602
heyy, good mornin' from the EU.
i just love to kickstart my day with robot feels

>>34650594
This

I wish Mike Pence would end me.

Same. I should probably be guillotined.

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>>34650594
>>34650623
>>34650645
If you know what must be don, then let the spirit of Pence take you over and do what he would do.

Let's hug and cuddle, anon. I'm sure that would help both of us.

>>34650644
I'm pretty sure that'd just feel gay, even if balls don't touch.

Accept these symptoms as sings of your period and hormone replacement therapy as a way to become your true, cute self. You were destined to become a girl.

eh maybe elaborate?

R9k is a bucket of crabs. Nobody here wants anyone else to improve because it makes them feel better that they're not the only failures.

>>34650566
>either you guys are a bunch of malicious bastards who are intentionally trying to make people as miserable as you are. Or just incredibly naive and can't comprehend the truth that humans are inherently social creatures.
What made you come to this conclusion exactly?

>>34650492
3 pens and a sharpie at the same time

>>34650492
>What's the biggest thing you've ever put up your ass, robots?
fingers

need to try something bigger desuyo, it had no effect

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>>34650492
my dildo

but desu i prefer sticking it in my mouth

>tfw can't be bothered cooking anything and can't be bothered going out to get food you don't have to cook

Looks like this is the end of the line anons

How much Adderall are you on?

I am a fat fuck so I need to snack all day but I've switched to tea and vegetables instead of cola and fatty cakes. Still eat no breakfast and whatever I want for dinner but with portion control. And I walk for like an hour every day. Losing a lot of weight.

>>34650462

>Only if we fuckin.

>>34650462
please go

so i can go with chad<3 he wouldn't hit me :) heh

bitch dont you have parents or some shit

Superpowers > love > political "power"

Power

Originalallal

true robots will say power

cucks will say love

>>34650361
bat her shins with a crowbat

This way she also keeps her whore legs covered

>>34650361
nunchucks baka

>>34650361
im wet


>plsdontteasepeoplewhocanthaveacuteman