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Finally got a girlfriend and fixed my life more or less.

I'm here to answer any question for those in deep desperation, because my story is your story more or less, only now I'm with the girl I always loved and it turns out she loves me as well.

I know I'm not a robot anymore but I found refuge and good times here with you, I want to pay you back answering your questions and making some observations on things like kissing, having sex etc... as they turned out to be very different to what I imagined.
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Take the opportunity to give me (You)s

Nothings has worked out in the way the memes portray for me.

I'm not even fit or chad, and she isnt a roastie either. Im as disgusting as I was before and she doesnt seem to care.
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>>34653725
Do you actually trust her? I'm worried that I won't be able to go past a platonic relationship with anyone because of how I view people.
Trying again to get my life in order but I feel terrible whenever I start to get hopeful because I expect that hope to inevitably get betrayed.
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How would I initiate the sex with a woman?

Also, what's your opinion on this age gap. I'm 21 and she's 17. is that too much?

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>*Post race bait thread*
>*Post women hate thread*
>*Post /steamfeels/ thread*
>*Post smug anime face*
>*Post faggot thread*
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stop posting my image you fucking faglord
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>*Spergs out on /r9k/*
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is this the /steamfeels/ thread?

one steam bf please.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198118496779

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>tfw the Nintendo Switch is going to be shit but I have to buy it to play the new Zelda
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>being this much of a consumerist pleb
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Its also on the wii u you dumbass and the wii u can be hacked to play pirate games.
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I got it too

fuck all of it, nintendo first party games are the reason to buy any nintendo hardware

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>Be me 20 years odd
>Never been a chad, always been a robot with 1 friend that died 2 years ago
>Got to university
>Have steady relationship for 2 years
>Have another relationship b4 that
>All serious
>Girls were never intro me
>Change of scenery
>3 months agoGf breaks up with me
>I spiral intro depression
>Been taking xanax and escitalopram for 2 years due to chronic depression
>I feel nothing. For the first time in my life girls like me
>I am a shitty person
>I am sarcastic and i argue about stuff that i know i am right about
>I hate myself everyday
>School goes great
>In 2 months i fuck 9 different chicks...
>Feel empty inside
>Start dating cute chick
>Don't want to fuck her just like hanging out
>End up eating her out 3 days ago
>She asks me if i want relationship
>Say yes
>Other girl that lives next to me appears
>She has a boyfriend
>We studdy together
>She tries to make a move on me
>I parry and tell her NO
>She says she always sort of hate-liked me.
Why the fuck do girls like me? Why did my life turn around like this and why can;t i feel something for real? Any similar stories?
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>>34653661
Whats it like living the dream?
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>>34653661
Girls like the strong silent type. The only thing is, now you're there, you're too soulless to enjoy It. Its probably for the best, anon.
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>>34654137
It really sucks. Nothing feels good. In the begining it felt good knowing i am doing fine in bed....then that died too... sex became somehow automatic....and everything that was once ,,passionate,, went away Now it's just some touching and teasing, followed by groping, ending it with some casual sex that might or might not make me cum I feel so shitty that i can;t evn orgasm anymore. And while it seems so cool to some chicks that ,,i can last,,...i actually know that if it were real i'd cum in minutes.... It's shit...and the more you realise you have nothing in commmon with those girls...annd that they are good for five minutes until you see how superficial and unimportant their views on everything are... It sucks.... i would have loved to grief in silence for my friend and for my girlfriend but i made this stupid choice...and i did not do it on purpose...it simply happened.

Existence itself is meaningless.
Our egos give existence meaning by living in a huge roleplay called society.

>can't get rid of my ego bc I wouldn't have a reason to do or not do anything
>hate my ego and society general
how 2 cope????
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become a hedonist like everyone else
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By growing up over time

don't worry so much
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>>34653643
I'm already abusing every substance I can get and smoke a shitton of weed. otherwise I'd already killed myself.
but I don't have any energy to do anything like get a wage job or continue studying and I'm running out of money

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Welcome to /ag/ where we can discuss our anxiety problems and how to deal with them.

My story is as follows:

Ive been regularly lifting for the last month. Alternating day of workout with day of rest. Plus eating a low carb (not Keto) diet.

I have more energy, and am making quick gains. Then again I actually know what the fuck I'm doing.

But it still hasn't helped the anxiety, or self-loathing. If anything it is fucking me up more because with the higher test I am getting more angry and jealous every fucking time I see a happy couple.

I still cannot approach a woman if my life depended on it.

How do you guys get rid of your fucking anxiety? Therapy is not helping.

>pic related
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>>34653568
>If anything it is fucking me up more because with the higher test I am getting more angry and jealous every fucking time I see a happy couple.

Unless you're juicing, lifting alone won't cause this as it's is not going to significantly increase your baseline T.
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one day my anxiety left, end of story
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>>34653590
Also taking ZMA and Tribulus

But really when it comes down to it I dont believe you

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hello fellow robots and warlocks, even wizards maybe!
we have a discord which we use to organize streaming sessions, so we do not have to watch movies all alone.

join our discord to watch movies/anime anytime with us! get comfy.

https://discord.gg/2MVEq

NOT ALLOWED ON THIS SERVER: Girls, NSFW Content, Political Correctness.
also no normies obviously!
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come be bullied by us you fags
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make nsfw channel
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>>34653600
i did and i dont regret it.

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Hi,

ITT let's talk about our lifes' purposes.
We share what we think is the goal of our lives, what we do to reach it and how the process feels.

Thanks.
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smoke it and toke it 420 blaze erryday YOLO
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some say that the meaning of life is to find your gift and the purpose of life is to share it.

What's your gift?
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there is no purpose to life or even existence

either embrace absurdism or become a hedonist like >>34653535

the 'goal' of your life is to amass as much pleasure as possible and/or reproduce, anything else is bogus

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I just sperged out and beat the refrigerator after my insufferable mother took my savings to buy gas because she is a lazy landwhake who can't be bothered to use prepaid public transport.

I love her as mother, I hate her as a person, and I can't move out yet. Anyone else here with such moms?

>pic of knuckle dents on the fridge
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>>34653485
I hate her as a mother and person. But i will probably have a real job in summer and finally move out
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poor mister fridge
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I left a knuckle dent on the side of my work's bathroom stall last week, got a nasty bruise from it too. Gotta love those meltdowns

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>DUDE NOTHING MATTERS LMAO

Why don't nihilists just kill themselves?
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Why would I do something that difficult when it doesn't matter anyway?
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>>34653471
If everything matters so much why don't you get to work and stop shitposting

>>34653481
This out of 10
/Thread
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If life is so amazing and meaningful, why don't you get the fuck off /r9k/ and do something with your pathetic life? Oh, wait...

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Why do white racists who personally never contributed anything significant to western society believe they are something better than non-white individuals who are more hardworking than they are?
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Sort of answered your own question. They're pro-white racists, so they'll twist anything white people do into being totally beneficial.
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>>34653455
>Why do racists place importance on race and not other attributes such as how hard one works
Because they're racists you dumbshit
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>>34653473
>>34653455
Yeah true whites have contributed nothing to humanity. Now back to your rice paper houses or mudhut depending on what superior non-white race you are and start banging sticks together or fire off some fireworks, you hard working non-whites.

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I told my oneitis I love her and she has a GIRLfriend. From 1 to 10 how much cucked I got?
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>>34653335
confessing is really stupid. it dumps shit on the person. it's needy and overwhelming. if you aren't already flirting then it's completely retarded to confess in any situation.
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a sing a song for you anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsVyBHJrNQw
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>>34653335

You got cucked by another girl, son. You got cucked by someone who doesn't even have a penis.

Your score wouldn't fit on a 1 to 10 scale, your cuckdom has ascended beyond all measurement.

May God have mercy on your soul

How can one deal with having a very small penis?
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Buy a penis sleeve
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>>34653241
probably something like this breh
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Buy a bull

>mom tries to set me up on dates
>"anon you're going away to college you need to learn how to meet girls!"

mfw i don't have the heart to tell her about my 2d wifus
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>>34653166
>wifus

The moral degeneracy this board has devolved into disgusts me

you pick one wifu and you FUCKING STAY LOYAL

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34653166
is this for real senpai?
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>>34653166
First world problems
gadsfgasd

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Why women like tall men?

t. 164cm manlet
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because women want to show off his tall bf to their friends so they get mad and jealous and compliment her and her relationship
basically a trophy
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>>34653148
Can you pick me up and fuck me against a wall? This is all I care about.
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>>34653229
I think so

Send nudes

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