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No memeing me please. Is it homo that I need a penises in my porn? Lesbians do nothing for me. Are both those things normal for a hetero male?
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>>34655427
Is it gay that I can only fap to solo or lesbian porn because men's faces deflate my erection? And that I can only fap to a penis that belongs to a very feminine looking tranny?
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It's normal. You can't self insert into lesbian porn. As long as there's a dick involved, it's easy to imagine that it's yours.
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No that's not normal OP. Look at pornhub's stats. Lesbian porn is like number 2 with straight men only second to mommy porn.
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How do we stop feminism and fix women?
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once you fix the man then you can fix the wo man. relinquish your rage over your small penis, height, and ugly face and achieve the 6th chakra
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>>34655237
t. buttblasted assmad roastlord of reddit
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>>34655237
Why do we have such an influx of roastie whores now?
Go back or kill yourselves. You degenerate pieces of shit need to be fixed because you're too stupid to do it yourselves. Giving women rights was a mistake.
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Do i have any chance. I even have autism ffs.
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Don't worry you'll look fine when puberty hits.
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>>34655104
You do if you stop visiting this board. /r9k/ provides a constant stream of toxic opinions and worldviews that would seem totally ridiculous to normies, but if you keep coming here, you will become desensitized to it.
Once that happens, you're basically fucked.
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>>34655296
lmao tell that to me and my sicc imouto thread screen caps
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Eating FOOD in university thread.
How do you do it?
The cafeteria in my uni is so fucking SMALL, it can hold like 30 people at most and it's always BUSY during lecture break. We're stuck there all fucking day from 8 to 5 and there's barely a possibility to eat. Restaurants are too expensive and fast food is shit. You can't eat homemade food in the cafeteria because small and no food in lecture rooms. What the fuck?
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>>34655094
>8 to 5
what kind of lectures goes on for a full work day???
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>>34655094
I don't have a meal plan so I just have a freezer and a fridge in my room I store food in
Cafeteria food made me both sick and fat last year so I'm cutting back, already down 10 pounds
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>>34655094
>all day from 8 to 5
What the fuck
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Did this "anime" redeem itself eventually? Or was it shit all the way to the end?
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>>34655077
I liked it-ish. I think the fight scenes are pretty good, but the animation is clunky.
I'd say watch it till the end, so you can make up your own mind bout it.
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>>34655077
It was fitting that the adaptation was so shit, when the Manga was so good
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Shit all the way to the end.
I remember being super let down by the movies, then this came out.
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>one chance at life
>born a booklet
JUST
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>>34655030pathetic self bumporigasm
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>>34656062
I thought it was slightly amusing, OP
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>booklet
What the fuck does that mean
What's preventing you from reading more books
Which boards are you currently banned from?
>banned from /sp/ for being off-topic
fuck those normies
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>>34654838
All boards for 3 days, also found out one of my phone IPs had a 1 month ban due to ban evasion.
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>>34654838
I have never gotten a board specific ban. Shit lazy mods always just give global ban for literally everything
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I posted this CENSORED porn on /int/ and I got a three day ban. I'm currently posting from my phone. Which is annoying, I have shitty service at my house because the stupid HOA didn't allow the phone companies to install a cell tower in the neighborhood.
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>tfw I'll never know what breast feeding feels like
>tfw I'll never know what it feels like to have something so delicate be dependent on me for life giving nutrients and protection
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>>34654828
Fuck off roastie cunt.
S A G E
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>>34654828
Any reason why you won't know these feels, anon?
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>>34654858
I'm male. I just want to know what it feels like to have milk come out of my nipples.
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How much time have you wasted shitposting on 4chan that you could have spent doing/learning something that would you help you irl?
It takes 1000 hours to master a skill, therefore shitposting on 4chan 1 hour per day is 365 hours wasted a year, at which point you would have had a high-intermediate grasp on any life skill or could have gone up the corporate ladder.
For me it's 9 hours a day for the past 2 years, yes I'm NEET...9 x 730 = 6570 hours...
>kill me now
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>there are people THIS new on my 4chins
I've been here for almost 7 years and I still feel like a newfag
really makes me think
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>>34654849
nah, I've known about 4chan since at least 2012, it just consumed me these past few years because of crippling depression I guess
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>>34654814
>not studying and shitposting at the same time
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Why are the lyrics of normie songs so shitty? 2017-02-05 01:32:40 Post No.34654684
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Why are the lyrics of normie songs so shitty?
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>You've been scared of love and what it did to you
You don't have to run, I know what you've been through
Just a simple touch and it can set you free
We don't have to rush when you're alone with
Did a 13 year old write this?
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Cliche=good
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>>34654684
I've had to listen to this exact song everyday at work for the last month I think now.
Normalfriends control the radio
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>>34654684
Bo Burnham's "Repeat Stuff" really hammers home my problem with most modern pop music.
No song represents this better than Rihanna mumble-shouting into a microphone and calling it music.
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I like Aussie girls. Do you?
Their accent is just right. It's got the best combination of class and edge to it.
How do I get an Aussie gf?
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>australian accent
>class
>edge
good luck competing with all the chads here btw
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>>34654686
Are you saying every girl is like that?
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Ha. ha. ha.
Australian girls are the worst.
It's either a degenerate bogan ass whore or a spoiled little rich girl >ilovetotravel. If you're in Sydney or Melbourne you'll also have to deal with rude fat wog girls.
What are some comfy things to do alone? I've finally accepted that nobody will ever love me and that I'll be alone forever. I've gotten myself a nice little bachelor apartment in an upmarket building. I only ever need to leave the house for seminars and to teach at /uni/. Other than that, my time is mine. What are some good solo /comfy/ activities?
>smokeing dudebro indoors on a rainy day with your favorite album on
>sandwiches and lemonade for my favorite anime
>switch off all the lights, put on noise-cancelling headphones and listen to favorite music under the covers
>lsd
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>make a comfy robot discord while binge watching studio Ghibli movies
>Meditating
>Getting a large fluffy blanket and watch your go to comfy YouTuber(Jaiden animations)
>Listen to lo-fi hip hop
>Turn up the heat into a comfy warmness
>No news
>Listen to an audiobook of your child hood books( Gregor the overlander)
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>>34654663
you could join the /comfy/ discord and shitpost while listening to comfy music https://discord.gg/qGW5kKS 8)
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>>34654663
Are you a shut-in?
If no, i suggest wandering out at random to places that are unpopular with minimal humans. I'm in japan and always wandering off to quiet, obscure temples that are just sitting around. Go to a river bank, the seaside, the foot of a bridge, wherever there's nobody else.
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>tfw circumcised by parents at the age of seven
>tfw didn't even know what happened to me at that age
>tfw no one ever explained anything to me
>tfw only learned about what foreskin is and what circumsicion is until years later when I got internet access in my teenage years
>tfw I will NEVER experience what a natural, unbutchered penis feels like during an intercourse
Words, neither in english nor in my native, cannot express the rage I have inside of me against my cavemen minded parents, against this joke of a religion, against my luck. I'm mostly content with my life in general, things could always be worse, but this I will never forgive and forget.
Just needed to vent a bit, feel free to call me a faggot.
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I understand. I'm an American and here most boys are circumcised at birth. Somehow that just became the standard procedure here. So I'm not even a jew and I'm stuck with a circumcised, two tone, desensitized, dried out dick. It's not fair. Even with that foreskin regeneration nonsense you'd never have a head as smooth and sensitive as an uncut one. I'll probably never have a kid but if I ever do I won't let them circumcise him.
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>>34654617
I feel you man
This is the one thing I will never fucking forgive my parents for
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>>34654755
I can understand the very high circumcision rates in the shithole that is middle east and africa because of islam but why does US and Australia has such high rates? Here, no one ever fucking thinks about it, you can't even bring up the topic, "It's the will of Allah.","It's what Muhammed wanted."
But what could possibly make a western person who is free of such cancer thoughts want to mutilate his own kid?
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>tfw your inner thighs rub against each other so much while you walk that they're starting to chafe really bad
How do I stop this pain?
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>>34654589
By sitting on my face. original content
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>>34654589
Don't be fat. /thread
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Stop being such a disgusting lardgalaxy.
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What do you estimate the sexual orientation demographics of /r9k/ are?
I'd say 25% tranny, 25% gay, 25% prison gay and 25% straight
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>>34654516
>25% straight
change this to 25% bi and you've got it
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>>34654516
80% straight
10% gay
5% trap meme lovers
2% actual trap
2% fucked in head
1% tranny
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You clearly have no clue. You know the vast majority of people are cis straight, right?