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And I believe
That every broken bone was meant to be
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>>34654442
And when it heals it will be strongher than it was before..
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>>34654508
And I see
The things that I pretend that I don't see
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>>34654721
And I keep them stored in my head, love

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Post a screencap of the tabs you have open in your window currently (I used the tabs from my non-incognito window, only have 4chan opened in it so it's not too interesting) and rate other anons
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>>34654374
3/10 pokemon nerd

rate 'em
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the reddit invasion is real
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I'm normie/10

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>used to browse this board daily
>entered uni and began to frequent less
>friend and I go to a party
>turns out only two guys are there
>I go into one of the rooms with him. (He's 3 years older)
>tell him I'm virgin, not prepared to do anything
>he fucks me and pushes my head onto his dick anyways
> I tell him at the end I won't report him

So guys, am I officially a roastie whore? How should I off myself?
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>>34654280
How much did you enjoy it? How often will you masturbate to the memory in the future?
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>>34654304
I enjoyed five percent of it. I enjoyed the part that was more consensual. I do not see myself masturbating to this event.
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Holy shit just report him anon

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1. He must be quiet and unassuming
2. He must be intelligent and have a good standard of education and be able to hold a good conversation on any level with anyone he comes into contact in his daily life.
3. Good mannered in all respects. Notwithstanding this day of equality, I want him to e.g. a. Hold the door for me - Car, particularly if he is taking me out for the night and I have dressed especially for the evening: House door, and make sure I am safely inside. By this he must not be flamboyant in his approach, so that it looks unnatural, but do this as a matter of course as it flows from his upbringing. b. Stand up when a lady enters the room. c. Hold the chair for me at dinner particularly when out at a restaurant. d. See me to the door after a night out and make sure I am safely in. e. Not embarrass me in front of friends, family and neighbours, e.g. shouting to me in the street "well, are you coming in?" and letting everyone know we are having a row.
4. Not to treat me like a sex object
5. Not to treat me like a possession i.e a car, tv, dog etc.
6. Not to take me out just to show off to friends and outsiders "look what I have".
7. Treat me as an equal.
8. He must trust me in all things and not be suspicious of my motives and he must be trustworthy.
9. Not assume that I will always fall in with his plans
10. Talk matters through with me first and consider, and most of all, value my opinions, after all, he should want a partnership.
11. Not to be domineering and have the need to show all and sundry that "I am the man, and I wear the trousers!"
12. He must respect me as a person, intellectually.
13. He must be forgiving.
14. He must be slow to anger.
15. He must love me unreservedly.
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>>34654218
Bad Bait.
Go back to >>>/b/ you degenerate
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>>34654218
Neck yourself bait baiter
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>>34654218
Is this from somewhere else? Or did you write it? I like that list a lot, it's very sensible.

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When will the car-cucks learn?
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>>34653986
Sorry, I don't like getting my legs under tyres because of some stupid driver.
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>>34653986
I fucking hate bike drivers in my country, just because you have two wheels it doesn't mean you have no mass and are allowed to drive in the other side of the road that goes in the opposite direction.
No fucking shit there's an incident involving you retards once a week in the same goddamn fucking road.
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My brother was almost killed on a motorcycle because a Dominoes delivery driver made a left turn into oncoming traffic, hit my brother, and launched him over her car. He probably would have died if he wasn't wearing a helmet.

Whats your fetishes, post them and let other anons judge you for them
>Giant tits E+
>Breast expansion
>Lactation/growth
>Chubby
>Tit sucking
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>>34653388
Be my titty suckling, milk drinking bf.
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>Light femdom

that's it. I'm so vanilla it disgusts me.
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>>34653408
Filthy degenerate. Being so vanilla it disgusts me

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1. Live for 1 million years, unable to kill yourself or end your consciousness until the time is up.

2. Die within 24 hours.
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>>34652876
hmm, gonna have to think hard about that one
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>>34652876
Why wouldn't I pick number 1? I'm immortal for a million years? With that power I could become rich doing crazy stunts and shit, and then live the good robot lives of wealth and solitude. What are you fucking stupid?
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>24 hours to wait

can you make it more short?

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what does boypussy smell like?
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>>34652709
Literally shit
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>>34652709
stick your hand in your ass and then smell it
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>>34652709
1. Take your fingers, and rub your asshole
2. Smell it
3. You now know what unwashed boypussy smells like

Repeat steps 1 - 3 after washing your butt to see what a washed boypussy smells like

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Any italian robots here at all?
Pic related, in my local panifico 2 hours ago
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what's italian cuisine like
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>lasagne, pizza, pasta, great ice cream, coffe, decent croissants

I think it is the best aspect of this country
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>>34652602
>>34652613
fucking italians, sparsely covered shitload of bread i counted 27 slices of mushrooms and they charge like 2 euro for that fucking shit and the cheap ham

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I'm not a 10/10, but at least I don't look like this guy.
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>>34652416

Isn't this guy the developer for that H-game?
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>>34652416
Why do people here make fun of fellow ugly people? Why do you must act like the normalfags you hate so much?
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>>34652423
Yes, this is him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS6GLrM0mVA

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Do you have friends /r9k/?

I feel bad for you if you have no friends. Everyone deserves friends. It's a sad existence without friends.
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>>34652282
I have two online friends. One's an Aussie shitposter and the other's a fembot shitposter. I wouldn't trade em for the world.
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>>34652282
I actually have no friends. Well I have one friend online I talk to once in awhile but I think he just feels bad for me. I have BPD so ehh I probably don't deserve friends anyways.
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>>34652282

Everyone has friends, silly. People who say they don't are just looking for attention.

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When are you going to start lifting, /r9k/?

Being a fat fuck will actually be beneficial, in the long run
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>>34652249
>Being a fat fuck will actually be beneficial, in the long run

No it isn't.

Test levels goto shit if you're above 20% bodyfat.
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>>34652354
>test meme

That shit is irrelevant. All that matters is you've got the body mass to build muscle and the determination to stick with it.
And that you read the /fit/ sticky before you hurt yourself.
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>>34652249
>tfw so socially anxious i might order weights online to be delivered to my house
>why lift if i can't even go to a meathead store and buy them
>cos i dont have a car

reee oh well at least i know how to drive and have a license

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Why are all Female Artist emotional trainwrecks

like anytime I see a girl drawing she has self harm scars or is generally unstable ?

Enlighten Me.
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>females
>artists
Why are you even asking this question.
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Both her self harm and her art are just for seeking attention.
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>>34652494
>art is for attention
Geez you work that out yourself?

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I'll start

>I'm polyamorous
What it really means:
>I'm a huge slut with no self control but I don't want to be shamed for my actions unlike how it has been for 99% of human history
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>>34652022
>I'm pansexual
really means
>being bisexual is so mainstream so I had to find a new meme term to feel special
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>I'm open minded sexually
Means: I'll do weird stuff, but only if I think it's weird too otherwise nah
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>i like traps
what it really means:
>im a faggot but in denial so i go for men dressed up as women but theyre not men because they have a wig on
or
>i cant get actual women so i will go for desperate freaks instead

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>no mentally unstable gf to be codependent on
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>>34651780
Trust me, you don't want an unstable gf. I dated one a while back and she was just bats hit crazy. Sex was good but holy shit was she crazy. Never again.
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>>34651780
Codependency is terrible. Don't do it.
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>>34652540
Why

Dkskskso939

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