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How did you get diagnozed?

>>34655206
self diagnosed
ori gi nal

>>34655194
BPD, but I'm more the "quiet" type.

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>>34655187
I can be a qt boy, anon. qt boys are better than qt girls.

>>34655187
>want to be a girl
>masturbate
>don't want to be a girl any more
>5 minutes later
>want to be a girl again

>>34655187
Anon it's a much worse feeling to know that you had your perfect qt once, and lost her. Trust me.

If the one on the right stopped being a fat fuck, the difference would be much smaller.

>>34655092
my sister is legit 9/10

guy on the left looks like an effeminate faggot.

styling your hair is so damn gay.

I wouldn't mind but I'm poorfag and don't have any games on steam and don't have PS+. I will when I start getting money from school though

video games arent really fun for me anymore now that im 29 and not stoned all day long.

>>34655023
what? /v/ is probably the closest board ally of /r9k/ ofc

>>34654998
The only reason I'm not converting is the music issue.

I wont even start on how big of a sad piece of fucken shit you are.

>>34655061
how do you write I won't even start and then proceed to start

i am not here to ask, but to declare that youre doing a nice job, op

>>34654980
I lost 12 pounds last week and I'm not even fat. Literally anyone who is a fatty can drop a ton of weight easily, it's way harder for skinny people to lose weight.

Did you bet on Arsenal?

>tfw too degenerate to be a robot

>>34654753
>**Excludes extremely unattractive lesbians.

GEE I WONDER WHO'S BEHIND THIS POST

>>34654782

A virgin straight male.
By extremely ugly lesbians I mean ones that look like obese males.

>>34654771

Please refer to the instructions stating
"Please return to /lgbt/ immediately if you fall under this category"

>>34654736
>FFW to HS
>She's actually in my class
>She doesn't have that shitty suit anymore
>She always wears long shirts and jeans
>Sometimes she would roll up her sleves and you could see the burnt skin
>Really distant with her for some reason
>One day we sit next to each other
>She talks to me like if we were still in primary school like all these years where we hadn't seen each other didn't exist
>I started like having a crush on her again but I wasn't sure because she was burnt and all that shit
>I heard that she was going to move out of schools
>I was a kind of sad
>FFW to my birthday
>It's on a school day
>No one beside my parents remembered it or so I thought
>End of day
>She wishes me happy birthday
>She hugged me
>MostIntenseFeelIeverFelt.Jpg
>Felt like the world stoped for a couple of second
>Start tearing up like a little bitch
>Decide to man the fuck up and ask her out
>She wasn't sure because she felt like she wasn't able to date somebody because of her
skin
>I told her I didn't give a shit about that
>We dated for a couple of months
>Best months of my life
>The day she moved out she kissed me and started crying
>So did I
>She told me how she always loved me because I was so nice and all that
>She moved out and I lost contact with her

I saw her on normiebook she's in uni now she seems okay i hope so

sorry for my bad english by the way

>>34654736
>her face burnt not burnt tho
What did he mean by this

>>34654761
It wasn't burnt sorry i'm tired

Fuck your thread.

This is now a get thread

>>34654685
I am turning 21 in september just like you

Whatn should we do my man??? are u even virgin?
>>34654699
Fuckk off normie

>>34654685
I'm 20 and in this position. The idea of having a girlfriend seems so distant to me.

>>34654682

>3D waifu

Please leave, Norman. REE EEEE etc.

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>>34654682
palvin
she's gorgeous and innocent looking while kristen looks like an annoying goth who goes to shitty hipster cafes to discuss modern art

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>>34654703
I cannot leave before I know who robots find most qt and who they'd waifu, Babs or Kstew.

idk how man can relate but
>hang out with friend
>says we should hang out more cause we live so close
>says "oh i'll text you"
>never invites you to anything but everytime you see them they say "we gotta hang out"
this makes me so mad

>"Hey Anon how are you?"
>I'm doing alri-
>They've already walked away because they meant it as a quick greeting rather than as the actual question it is

>>34654725
hate this so much. If you're gonna be walking away just say hey

>>34654611
They probably came to India

>>34654623
poo in the loo = poo in the mouth?

Please do not associate a patrician-tier anus fetish with a vile scat fetish.

The derelict commieblock could be comfy, especially if the apartments were filled with robots.

100 acres depending on where it is.

If the acres have shitty soil and are unusable, I pick the rural farm.

large sububran home fo sho

I'd like to be able to have many rooms dedicated to things, like a music room or a gaming room

>>34654584
>w-whats the catch

It stops working.

It has adds

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>>34654607
:( this is what I fear. But 3 months I should have got some tolerance. I've never upped dosage infact I had to reduce it to 5mg from 10. I mean yeah the euphoric drunk feeling I got first is gone but that shit was bad.

>>34654443
>There are still people on this board that think the bear would win

Top kek.

>>34654452
>the manlets are still this delusional
Apex kek

>>34654452
I know you're baiting, but just in case for anyone else, the bear would destroy the nigger