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>>39036554
Deadpool's immortality and regeneration. So I have an excuse to be insane and annoy the hell out of people everyday.

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>tfw one of my fears is that people can read my mind. In public I constantly have to scream inside my head "STOP LISTENING TO MY THOUGHTS STOP LISTENING STOP STOP STOPSTOP GO AWAY"

The only way to get off this path is to off yourself and do it right or stop being a pussy and feeling bad for yourself, get a pet or hobby literally anything you care about and make it the object of your existence to succeed and give your life a false sense of worth in this vast and meaningless pit of despair

>>39036530
>>39036530
fuck that other anon, i believe in you, op. I know it's hard, it's harder than anything, but you have to do what's right for yourself. I can't tell you how to fix your life, but it will never get better unless you try. You CAN be happy. Don't ever give up. Don't let that other faggot poster get to you. Don't ever give up. Do it for yourself and your future happiness. I know you have it in you. The will to live is inside you. Life is just so hard that you can't feel it right now, but it's there.

>>39036619
This, it never ends OP, just pray for death everyday and hope it comes swiftly
>>39036678
Fuck off normie faggot

Call centers always hire
Fast food always hire
Factories always hire
You're just not trying hard enough

>>39036398
>Be me
>apply to several fastfood places
>Literally never get a call back in the months I do it
>Apply to warehouse
>Get a phonecall saying I'll be sent an email about the job to come in for an interview on same day
>Doesn't give address
>Try again
>Land one but it's only temporary
>Try again
>Get diagnosed with type 1 diabetes
>Get fired because I can't do the job anymore

Wow it's so easy. Are you gonna tell me I just need to give a firm handshake too?

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>>39036398
>fast food always hire
not when you have no work experience

REEEEEEE FUCK OFF TO >>./pol/
>>>/pol/ faggot

>>39035878

It's an honest question.

I just googled "White heritage" and it's almost nothing but confederate flags and neo nazis.

What about Thomas Edison?
Carnegie? Mark Twain? Abraham Lincoln? Richard Feynman?
Douglas MacArthur? Oswald Patton? George Washington?

Why is it that white people aren't culturally allowed in the USA to have legitimate pride in the legitimate parts of their heritage?

USA is a real clusterfuck of discriminations

>>39035682
So uh, what's he doing?

murder them. they're humiliating you.

>>39035712
Heavybreathing. Another friend in here (a female) just laughed because it sounded fucking hilarious. They ended up leaving.

>>39035717
He deserves to live. I don't know about myself.

These white people will never know true oppression
Black people living today in america on the other hand know how hard it was living in slavery 200 years ago

>>39035533

Well obviously. Just witness the events of the last 24 hours.

Whether that's a bad thing probably depends on who you are.

>>39035533
Anyone can be oppressed. But for a lot of people it's just them crying over silly things like how they can get fired from a job for expressing their opinions.

>>39035518
when whites eliminate all nonwhites, it was our intended goal all along. see it goes like this. whites are made in the image of our creator (our alien ancestors). hominds with dna that will eventually evolve into whites are dropped into planets that the aliens themselves terraform just for their game, which already have a functioning ecosystem, including hominids (darkies).

When one of their test planets finally succeeds (whites all all non-whites), we will be greeted with a hero's reward by our alien gods. They will take us to their homeworld to live the rest of our lives in intense pleasure and leisure.

>>39035584
man im being serious

>>39035610
Eventually, if pure whites survive long enough on earth (or on any other of our ancestors test planets), whilst not eliminating all of the non-whites, the survivors will eventually evolve to the status of our alien ancestors, truly enlightened beings.

>>39035431
You sound like an unsympathetic piece of shit desu and I hope you lose her

>>39035509
you're absolutely right, my empathy skill level is 2 at most

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>>39035431
nice op, I laughed heartily.

Have a pic of another blasian for your troubles.

>>39035368
>namefag
fucking dropped

>>39035368
How do you cure severe depression with "mysticism"?

>>39035380
Do you see a tripcode? I'm only using a name to make it easier to see responses to questions, something I found makes these threads easier to parse for people.

wow good going you neurotypical fagbot

uhh
theyre all ugly.
I can get ugly white girls >ugly gooks

>>39035248
it was the same for me in the Caribbean. but blacks are nasty so I didnt bother

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Good night and God bless.

>>39035122
Is it really though op?

take this crap to >>>/soc/ jesus

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>>39035107
Christ, going to work high was one of my worst experiences ever. That feeling of paranoia is terrible. Every time a coworker so much as looked at me I was so fucking nervous

>>39035107
For me it's amusement/water parks
>Family: "Hey anon, let's go to Six Flags/Wildwood/Busch Gardens/etc.
>Family: "What? You don't like rides? What are you a pussy?"

The choice for me is either get ridiculed or play along, pay an exorbitant ticket price, then get ridiculed for not going on the rides.

>>39035192
t-then go on the rides?

Sleeping Dogs was really comfy for me, you get a bunch of apartments and nice clothes and cars, and you drive around in the rain at night listening to cool music under neon lights.

>>39035128
Thanks, I didn't think i would get any replies

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Monster Hunter
Especially the original.

>>39035063
I try to put together playlists of choice cuts, but I'm lazy as hell, so I just bounce between YouTube livestreams of lo-fi hip hop. I usually find a couple of artists from there to add to the playlist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d82zxqZHUo8

This song just gives me a warm feeling like never before

>>39035063
Radiohead, just listen to OK Computer, the feels that gives me are JUST.

>>39034983
i prefer short girls but her body is amazing

>>39034983
5'5" "man" here. Definitely. Would love to mount a female colossus someday.

At 6'2", I think I would prefer it if a woman was around say, 5'10"-6'