>lived in a group home as a teenager
>bedtime was 9:30
>would always hide and stay up until 9:31
Who else /devilish/ here?
>have two dogs
>say "who are my good dogs"
>never tell them who
>it's them
>therapist asks if i was molested
>tell him i wasn't
>i was
>>34659989
>order medium meal from MacDees
>say large meal
>say medium meal
>say large meal
>say cancel
>order 30 large fries
>say cancel
>they hang up
wagie does this to himself
Who here obsesses over a girl until it makes them suicidal?
I've never even talked to the girl I like though I suspect she once was interested in me. Now I'm pretty sure she's dating someone and whenever I check his instagram and see evidence of them spending time together I practically fall apart. How the fuck do I stop this?
>>34659910
Me, I developed oneitis really bad for this girl last November after dodging it since freshman year of high school. She's painfully qt but I know she has a boyfriend and they seem pretty close. Every time I see them together I want to fucking die. I'll probably drink myself into a stupor come valentine's day.
nah.. im okay
>>34659910
Make sure to check her instagram on valentine's day, OP
Whiskey is healthy r-right?
>>34659860
Yeah. Rum's good too.
>>34659889
What are you drinking for, fellow anon?
No. Alcohol gives you mouth cancer. Even listerine does it.
Is it true normans can sense if your a virgin?
>>34659827
>he has the virgin walk
Everyone can tell
>he has the virgin ear wiggle
embarassing
>>34659827
No.
I told someone once and they didn't believe me.
Would you mind putting suncream on my back? I can't reach all the way back there!
wat do?
Sure. That will be $5 + tip.
>>34659814
Whoops! Accidentally slipped and put my penis in your anus heheh.
>>34659814
>what?!?
>I'm just making sure your anus doesn't get cancer
What would you do if you loved somebody and they ghost you out of nowherr? Then all your left with are beta orbiters who just want to see my lady garden. I really want to end it all. He claimed im too sad. I got on medicine and it jyst makes me want to end it more. Help. Me. Please.
>>34659791
find another guy, you don't owe anything to him to be loyal. there's no relationship pedestal.
he found another girl, don't commit yourself to him.
>>34659828
I was always loyal to him. Did everything and beyond to make him happy. Guess ill have to just move on with my life. He messages me accusing me of doing things I have no way of doing right when im about to get over him. Its killing my insides.
>>34659791
I'm in the same boat. Long story short the way i'm dealing with it is just accepting it and trying to better myself as a person so I don't put myself into the same situation next time. Try to go out more, meet people, anything really.
As for getting over him... I don't really have much advice. It's a horrible feeling that just sits in your gut. You'll meet someone and forget all about it, but in the meantime just try to stay busy and keep your mind off of it
what is the purpose of having a big dick when it cant even fit all the way into a vagina ?
Stop thinking about dicks anon
It is a sign of virility and excites the female mind. Practicalities do not enter into the equation.
Because its a normie meme
Is this robot approved album? It is my GOAT album.
Blue Album is better desu desu
>down on my knees
>beggin you please
>Monday night I'm making Jen
>Tuesday night I'm making Gwen
>Wednsday night I'm making Jasmine
>Robot album
Shove a keyblade up your asshole you fucking faggot
Please robots I need your help idk how but I met a girl somehow and we're going to fuck tonight , I'm a virgin pls I need all the advice from all the fuck ups and decisions you guys have regretted doing
make sure to be as rough and aggressive as possible
>>34659668
NORMIES GET OUT (ORIGINALY) REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Reply with 1 words 2 max. you're worshipping her too much. Try to book a second date 1 hour after hers. If hers suck fuck another pussy, if it doesn't cancel on the second and it leaves second wanting you more.
I stand with better posture than I do whilst sitting. In addition, there is something comfy about being able to close your shitposting station at the end of the night away from sight; like a dirty little secret.
Who else /cupboard posting/ ?
>>34659664
>uncovered webcam
>>34659721
Why would I need to cover my webcam if I can just close the doors to my cupboard?
What's up with the shoe?
Cringiest and most embarrasing stories you can muster up (preferably greentext)
don't disappoint me robots
>>34659660
Well
(You) first.
>>34659677
when i was a kid i wet myself a lot because i was afraid to go the toilet
how's that
>>34659719
I used to hold my shit in for days at a time. My record was nearly a week and it felt like getting torn apart. My mommy insisted on wiping my ass for me to make sure it was squeaky clean. She'd even squeeze her index finger in and wiggle it inside to make sure my colon was spotless. She stopped when I was 14. I literally never had a chance in this life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&t=65&v=XVQ2AhNqll8&app=desktop
What the fuck have you created, r9k?
>>34659637
Glorious.
Glorious!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKaPpi7yxGY
It's going to happen.
>>34659637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWj7Q9EPD04
wtf :(
This picture makes me feel funny inside.
Why?
Where is it from?
>>34659575
Source for christ sake
You imagine she's your mother and is scolding you.
You are also into femdom and older women.
Good ol lady Horan
here's hoping she comes back after she's legal
What do girl cocks smell like?
>>34659570
This made me audibly laugh
ravioli ravioli im dying alone-y
>>34659570
Girl cocks.. Boiclits its to much anon
>>34659570
You people are fucking degenerates
> I just immigrate from my shithole to a good country like the US or UK
> sure people will be mutch better
> I will find friends
> I will find a gf cos girls in good countries do not care about looks
> immigrated
> end up on r9k
Horrible disappointment, lads. Now I just want to die.
Serves you right dirty wetback
>>34659559
See it the other way, OP.
Instead of getting angry at people telling you everything is your fault including your circumstances and the place where you're born, you tried their advice of "JUST doing something about it".
Of course, they didn't tell you that it isn't what they did at all. This belief is one of the thing necessary to hold society in place. If society didn't give people any chance to escape their fate, they would get really angry.
So your country gave you a chance (to leave it), and the country welcoming you gave you a chance too. Now we'll all pretend it's still your fault and you should JUST do something about it.
> On a side note, this pic should be replaced with robots and the guy complaining about his universal income
> This is 2018 after all, dammit
>>34659559
I honestly wonder what construction would look like with 0 Hispanics.