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>his dick can't span 1/2 a woman's torso
Do you still honestly think you can satisfy a girl with a comically undersized penor? If a girl wanted the sensation of being fingered, she'd just do it herself.
>but muh 5.5" average
That's a lowball, and "average" has never been enough for women.
7" is the minimum dick length to be considered a man.
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>>34662991
>He has a working dick.
Top kek.
Everyone knows in 2017 you require a feminine penis forged with years of estrogen.
You're literally a cuck that will never get a gf fuccboi.
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I unironically agree with this. Women cannot truly see a man as being sexually desirable if he doesn't have a large (not just normal or average) dick.
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>>34662991
>implying I care if a woman enjoys having sex
What are you, some kind of cuck? All I care about is sticking my dick in them. Them enjoying it isn't part of the deal.
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Post compliments that people have given you. Even if it's something minor or trivial.
Thread is aimed at robots who rarely get these and need to savor them, by the way. Normies need not apply.
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>has been complimented ever
>not a normalfag
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>>34662939
If you work hard you can get into situations where it might happen. I want to encourage robots to improve themselves.
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>>34662960
Fuck off you uppity little shithead.
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What are some video games that let you live out school shooter fantasies? I figured robots would be better to ask than /v/. Oblivion, Fallout, Skyrim and the like don't do it for me because no characters really aknowledge your deeds, so it's like killing hordes of mannequins. I'm looking for an atmosphere of panic, chaos, despair and characters aknowledging that you're a genocidal maniac. Bonus points for NPCs begging for their life.
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>>34662876
seek help my dude
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>>34662876
Dwarf Fortress.
oranguru
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>>34662876
Hatred is a great game to vent out. Literally about a guy who went insane and is only goal is killing people. And yes, it's on Steam. Just don't get too carried away with it my dude.
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Congrats anon!! You just won a million dollars plus a gf FOR LIFE (You can't have the money without the woman). You have these two options of woman:
> 1) Really pretty and young. Great genetics. All natural, very, very hot. But she is a bimbo, dumb as a door and she is only with you because you are rich. She won't share your hobbies or understand what you say. She just wants the money. She will do whatever you want in bed for that dollar.
> 2) Average looks. Imperfections like cellulite, stretch marks, perhaps she will age badly. She doesn't care about looks so she may not dress well or care about being hot. On the other hand, she genually share the same interests as you. You two are quite compatible. She truly loves you and expect nothing but compromizing and respect from you. May not want to do anything you want in bed.
So, what's going to be?
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>>34662862
2. because plastic surgery exists.
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Second one, every time.
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>>34662862
2 all the way, I don't care about looks.
A person I can actually connect with is way better.
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I've seen psychiatric patients who are uglier and profoundly fucked up with qt girlfriends who LOVE them, and I CANT MEET FUCKING ANYONE.
Fuck this life. I hate myself.
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>>34662851
It's all about masculinity and dominance. Women don't really like "cute" boys. Just being "not ugly" or "not fat" isn't enough when you're a man. Physical features that signify low testosterone or weakness are a huge turnoff for women.
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>>34662889
>Physical features that signify low testosterone or weakness are a huge turnoff for women.
such as?
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>>34662889
I wonder if typing out that post counts as a feature that signifies low testosterone or weakness
I'm listening to:
>KMFDM
>genitorturers
>manowar
>rhapsody of fire
>rammstein
>the cure (only first 3 albums)
>bauhaus
>siouxsie and the banshees
>nightwish
where do I end on a pic?
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>>34662845
>manowar
>the cure
>nightwish
Actual homosexual tier.
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mid/bottom of normalfags tier
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>>34662845
i only listen to alpha waves 637GHz for maximum brain potency
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What do you robots usually eat?
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Peanut butter sandwiches.
qqq
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>>34662808
i eat men like you for breakfast
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>>34662808
I eat lots of junk food.
Mostly snacks and microwave shit. Sometimes I go out for fast food.
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Do you use any fancy masturbation techniques? Ever since I listened to sissy hypnosis five years ago I've been masturbating like I have a pussy, I don't even know how to do the traditional jerk.
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rub your dick against a wall, blast all over it to mark your territory, hands free
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>left hand (right handed)
>hold my hand upside down
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I push my dick down against my desk and just hump into it until I cum.
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>born with Osteopetrosis
>broke bones in kindergarden (wheelchair)
>broke bones in elementary school (wheelchair)
>broke bones in highschool/college (wheelcair)
>broken hands
>broken arms
>broken ribs
>broken foot
>stopped counting broken fingers and toes cause they cant do shit about it in the hospital
but i miss being in a wheelchair, i miss being dependent, at the back of my mind i miss the security despite the pain,
gone through depression like waves and nightmares where i am back in hospital or falling and breaking again, waking up screaming/sweating
the duality of the horribility of the situation and my memmories with the sort of dark wish to be back in that situation truely does something to me,
ive struggled with this for years, talked to one doc but she was mostly dismissive
whats your diagnosis DR.R9K ?
am i fuckd? did spending most my childhood early teens in hospital cripple me socially? do i suffer from PTSD like symptoms? what you reckon
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>>34662665
I thought that this was a Mr. Glass greentext at first.
What's the current state of your osteoporosis, anon?
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>>34662705
its a constant as far as i know i mean ofcourse its gonna get worse as i get older im 22 right now but ive not broken any bones besides 2 toes in 8 years
although i may be experiencing anemia like symptons cold hands bad bloodflow etc due to the low reproduction of red blood cells due to bone stuff i dont really understand myself but ill have that checked out in 5 weeks
not really the disease itself although it does keep me from any physical stuff that may result in shock, like running but mostly the mental aspect
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another proplem is the difficulty seeing new fractures, i tried drawing some of them in, here on a picture of my hip
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>he imagines himself perfomring the song he is listening in front of his former High School
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>>34662655
>he imagines himself performing the song he is listening to in front of his imaginary friends
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>>34662655
>he imagines himself perfomring the song he is listening in front of his former High School
GET. OUT. OF. MY. HEAD!
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>>34662655
>crush is in the front row
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>2012 was 5 years ago
damn
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>>34662647
>tfw at first i thought you were exaggerating
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>>34662647
Every year is 2007, anon. That's a fact.
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>tfw that post about 2009 being 5 years ago was 3 years ago
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Always being made fun of?
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How do I stop my parents making fun of me for literally everything?
I am 28 years old and they treat me like a 10 yer old
>Have a shopping list on my counter
>need to buy some snacks
>list includes loose bananas, which are priced by the pound
>I leave myself slightly under 10 dollars for all my snacks
>Write at the bottom '30 cents left which allows banana flexibility'
>this means obviously, I can buy the bananas if they weight slightly more, and I don't have to go over 10 dollars
>parents find the list
>dad starts howling
>'BANANA FLEXIBILITY? BANANA.... FLEXIBILITY!!'
>they both make fun of me ALL FUCKING DAY
>they spent like 3 dollars on bananas just so they can snap them in front of me and ask for help with their banana flexibility
>dad left banana skin on the top of the stairs so I would fall and he could make more fucking jokes
This is ridiculous. Does anyone else experience this?
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>>34662611
HAHAHAHAH banana fucking flexibility.
What a useless thing to write. What a useless personality you have.
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>they spent like 3 dollars on bananas just so they can snap them in front of me and ask for help with their banana flexibility
HAHAHA ehem umm...banana flexibility is actually funny anon
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HAHA BANANA FUCKING FLEXIBILITY?
WHAT A FAGGOT
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Why do guys and girls who are into kpop have an almost cancerous obsession with it?
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because western pop-culture has been turned to shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyLUIXWnrC0
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Lack of meaningful relationships or goals.
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>>34662713
But kpop girls shake their asses and wear short shorts etc though
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How do I get over a mind-reading fear? I'm schizoaffective/OCD btw.
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>>34662546
You can't. I already see your perspective through remote viewing when I choose. I knew you were making this thread. Don't worry about it.
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>>34662546
Just stop worrying about it Mike
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>>34662546
Just stay away from 802.11 type devices. That's how they do it. Welcome to why 2.4GHz is so special. You're welcome.
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What was the closest you ever were to killing yourself?
I was looking down from a high bridge today
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>>34662527
Yeah I used to look down a cliff going back from Uni last year almost everyday when I was suicidal
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I have to take the train every day. One day I'm going to wait on the rails, I know it
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I was in a bath with a knife, and I was rubbing it against my viens. I pussied out though. Holy fuck its hard to kill yourself with a knife. If I had a gun id be dead.
I actually more nearly died from co2 at work, and in a car accident. I did not