How does watching this make you feel anon?
>>34663369
>tfw you're not a dicklet
feels pretty good
I'm very damn sensible there for some reason, to the point it actually hurts
>>34663399
Cute!
I'll be gentle ~
Try to convince a reasonable person of your misogynistic viewpoints.
easy, make them work with a team of randomly assigned women for a month.
even women hate having to deal with other women.
>>34663327
they just suck and are inferior whats there to understand
That picture is hilarious
who's in the streets right now burning shit and attacking people?
>Tfw 20% project due tomorrow
>tfw its expected to be 20 pages with an appendix that holds all the calculations
>tfw you haven't even started working on it
>>34663319
why did you do this to yourself, op?
>>34663319
>tfw mother's day card needs to be signed by May
>haven't even started yet
lemme guess
smart but lazy?
That feel when you are stuck in East Devon
first for the superb owl
>>34663325
That's not very surpeb anon
>>34663360
fite me irl tory scum
>newfag normies don't remember r9k was brought back (with no robot) to be feelsbro containment after it was becoming too big on other boards
>Now nufag normies will pretend r9k was never for feels bros and will get hostile for you being a virgin feeler
>90% of r9k posts are about sex and other normie shit
>They have the audacity when a beta uprising like Elliot happens when they pull this shit
>>34663282
90% of /r9k/ is racebait, traps and fembot thread nowadays, I fucking hate it
>>34663282
I filtered every damn word normies use.
Now i see the /r9k/ for what it was meant to be. A loser's board.
It's like there are two universes in this board and one is hiding the other (guess which one ?)
I remember when /r9k/ was first deleted there was that filter on /adv/ that's say "Keep your /r9k/ shit off /adv/".
God damn Moot was mad about /r9k/.
Post something that only Anon would know
I eat my boogers.
>This is not an original post
Does thoumst need a bumpity?
>>34663287
Too close for comfort anon
When was the last time you cried /r9k/?
>Be me last night
>another depressing Saturday night alone
>see all past friends out with girls being happy on social media
>only friend said he'd call, but he didn't
>favorite sports team got decimated, will not make playoffs
>go to bed before things can get worse
>check phone one last time
>got email from professor saying I failed a paper I thought I did well on
>break down and cry till 6am
I'm so fucking worthless.
>>34663196
>having social media
>having friends
>>34663196
Why'd he email to tell you you failed?
>>34663196
Social media makes everything fine and dandy, and makes the viewer depressed because hes not having fun as the people in the pictures.
Its all garbage, even the failed test.
Are there any ways to tell if your daughter is going to be a whore in the future? Any early signs?
>>34663193
Is she female?
>>34663193
if your wife is pretty
Usually if you're molesting her
If you don't have:
- 6 feet tall
- 6 inch dick
- 6 figure salary
No real woman will ever love you.
Robot tier: 0/3 or 1/3 (just one doesn't offset two failures)
Cyborg: 2/3 (might be able to find braindead woman to overlook the one failure)
Normie: 3/3
>>34663137
>tfw to intelliegent to believe in the 3D meme
>just under 6 inches
>>34663137
You're far too optimistic, lad
> At least 6"4, 6" is manlet tier
> 8 inch dick MINIMUM, most won't settle for anything below 10 inch black snake
> Millionaire
If you don't have these things women will only have sex so they can use you to make Chad jealous
>tfw arrive at bar with friends
>tfw order politely, say thank you etc.
>tfw female bartenders and waitresses look at you with disgust
>it's like I'm infringing on their right to not serve any betas
>a group of loud obnoxious Chads walk in
>female staff almost soils themselves all smiles and flirty
>"Ey yo give me a pint of beer"
>Right away sirrrrr :)))
anyone know this feel?
You're making this up or it's all in your head, when I spot a beta when I'm serving them I just laugh at them behind their backs
>>34663159
We don't have tips here, so the staff isn't required to behave nicely for some extra shekels.
>>34663088
>tfw waitress at a bar
>tfw group of fat neckbeards walk in with their fadoras tipped
>have to push two tables together just so 4 of them have enough room
>greasiest one of the bunch orders
>c-can I please, um, if it's ok with y-you, milady, I mean MAY I have an alcoholic beverage... please?"
>spit it out already cringe lord
>"T-Thank you very much milady, maam"
>tfw creepy guy staring at me across the room while trying to look cool and edgy
>Can't tell if his hair or face is greasier
>regular customer walks in and orders a beer
>thankgod.gif
>greaser sees my look of relief and is now glaring at the regular
>doesn't even tip
What is the worst thing you've ever done? Do you feel bad about it? Would you do it again?
Pls help me alleviate my guilt knowing that you guys are shit people too
>>34663068
In 7th grade I groped a girl in class I was ridiculously horny, like way unusually horny. I don't know if it was hormones out of control or what but I wound up going to juvie, didn't get expelled from school though. I've never done anything like that since and don't want to. I regret it very much and lost all my friends in middle school and never made any new ones since. Word about it went around school so all the girls were aware of what I've done so naturally they all avoided me like the plague. I'm a KHV cause of one stupid thing I did when I was 12. It doesn't matter if I do anything bad ever again no girl will give me a chance knowing about that. Where I live people are really strict about this stuff so if you fuck up even once sexually it's all over for life. I get smiles and whatnot from girls nowadays but I can't bring myself to pursue any of them cause I just assume it's out of pity and they don't actually like me. They only try to be nice to me cause I've managed to stay out of trouble since but I don't want it cause I know it's not genuine. I conditioned myself to no longer desire relationships anymore and I'm no longer depressed but I'll never recover a social life.
I won't comfort my mother when she's sad. I don't know how to, I'm starved of interaction and bonds with people, I wouldn't know where to begin.
Deep inside I'm guilty, but I go back to what I'm doing or even get annoyed by her presence
I once blinded and cut off the fins of a fish and released it. I pray for forgiveness every time I remember, what the fuck was I thinking...
my sister died today
>>34663051
rest in peace, imouto
>>34663051
This is an unfortunate thing to have happen.
>>34663051
How? X-Plane OP.
yfw women's rights were just a giant shit test and we failed it
At least they ruined everything for themselves too.
>>34663036
I've thought about this before and totally agree.
>>34663170
No, they're getting everything they want.
It's their sons that end up suffering the most, from being raised by retarded single mothers.
Britfeel for straight anons
I hate bwapoochie
>>34663032
>tfw Shipman prescribes morphine in place of estrogen
Finally a thread for straight people, just like me.
>Only tall attractive white men can get girlfr-
well he's already taller than her and she looks like a weeb so she prolly likes asians. OP = debubnked
>>34663030
white men cannot be robots at ALL only blacks can
>>34663030
prozd aside from being an sjw is actually a talented voice actor and has a fantastic sense of humor
if we couple that with a potentially big dick he checks off everywhere sans being white and fit.
his normal voice is also fantastic.