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Since there are no rites of passage in our modern society, how are you supposed to know when you're a "true" adult?
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>caringYou have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>34664631
When you wake up and wish you were dead. Like you are dead inside.
Oreg
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>>34664631
The moment you start having suicidal thoughts.
What do you have installed right now, /r9k/?
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>tfw my installed-list is truely pleb-ian
I need a new gpu so I can play newer games
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I bought San Andreas and Vice City like 4 years ago but never played them until a month or so ago. What a mistake, SA slowly becoming one of my favorite games
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>>34664682
>What a mistake, SA slowly becoming one of my favorite games
Wait until you play it on the PC with a gamepad so you can unlock theauto-lock-onfeature
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lmao at redditors who think this borat looking faggot is attractive
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>>34664618
Borat's actor (I forgot his name) is actually considered attractive by a lot of women
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>>34665137
Give it up reddit lmfao
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>>34664618
this pic also doesn't show all the pockmarks he has on his face
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NEETs BTFO BY THEIR CHILDHOOD HERO
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>hero
>implying
substance
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>>34664745
If Kakarot isn't your hero then kys
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>>34664604
Oh please. Since when has Goku had a job other than subsistence fishing?
>>34665888
Goku is a jerk. All he cares about is fighting. Wasn't it just revealed in Super a little while ago that he's never kissed his wife? and then further revealed in an interview that goku views his SON as a FRIEND instead of a SON.
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who here /rich neet but depressed/
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>>34664571
why not use your money to go out and live in the middle of nowhere as a hermit-neet?
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>>34664571
>who here /rich neet but depressed/
I am richer than you
I'm also stronger than you and cooler than you
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>>34664715
I live on a lasge estate with my family and servants
its so boring
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If you're lonely and interested in chatting while watching/listening movies, tv, music and whatever else, feel free to join.
NEETS in particular are the desired demographic we'd like to come.
https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom
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>>34664494
Wow you picked a shit fucking base image to make that edit with. learn to image search and differentiate between thumbnails and proper images. Somewhere along the line that one got fucked up.
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>>34664943
blame that guy who made that image not me
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>>34665430
Did you not add CozyRobotRoom?
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>turn on TV
>see a Trojan commercial about having plenty of condoms for Valentines Day
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP STOP STOP
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>>34664491
>go in public
>see a man and a woman who are in a romantic relationship
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jokes on you trojan, my gf is infertile and loyal so i can bust in her multiple times a day without giving a shit about consequences
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>>34664727
It's pretty gay to date an infertile woman.
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You ever broke the law robots? What did you do? How'd you feel? Do tell!
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Fuck the law.I make the money. I roll the nickles.
God. The question is what I have done that isnt illegal.
Countless crimes I have done.
Its too easy to become a criminal.
Ive done it all. From fraud to 1st degree murder.
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Made a fire on a beach while pretending to be stranded on an island.
Police turned up on quad bikes and told me to put it out, gave me a warning.
No fun allowed
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i was riding my bike but didn't have lights on it
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Help me unironically become more beta. 2017-02-05 10:15:22 Post No.34664379
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Help me unironically become more beta.
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Hello, friends and brothers of /r9k/.
I don't usually browse this board. I'm more of an /s4s/ and /a/ guy myself.
I'm an unifag, studying English and Russian (yes, i took the pol russian bait). There, I met this girl that lives pretty close to me, and we started conversing here and there while on our way back home from Uni.
Meme arrows to keep you interested:
>we're not really neighbors, but we live close enough to ride the same bus home.
>she always self-invites at my place so we can ''study''
>every single time, she makes it clearer and clearer that she wants to fuck me
>yesterday she came at my door wearing tight leather pants and was stuck to me like was a fucking magnet
>she even confessed to me only to later blame it on being drunk
Here's the catch. I don't want her.
>she's not ugly, but average
>basically your everyday 5.5 - 6 girl
About me:
>I'm a manlet (1.73)
>I'm fat
>I've got long hair (always keep it in a bun) and a beard (well-trimmed but a neckbeard nonetheless)
There are 3 reasons for this:
>I find it really degenerate to have sex outside of a relationship (for both men and women)
>she's very normie and boring and I wouldn't want a relationship with her
>I suspect she has a weird daddy kink form what she tole me
It doesn't help that I pretty much look like a dad and act sometimes I act like one (I make silly dad jokes around normies and I'm also very protective with people in general).
I'm going to see her every day for the next 4 fucking years. Am I doomed, /r9k/? What can I do to make her lose her interest?
Also, ask a fat, gaymur, neckbeard, manlet robot anything.
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>>34664379
>s4s
leave pls
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>>34664498
ok, ok, friendo. Maybe i shouldn't've mentioned that, but I really need advice.
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Just fuck her you spastic. Id kill for that opportunity. The only people that talk to me are voices telling my to kill myself and others.
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What's the number one thing you should fix about your life but won't?
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>>34664365
All my mental problems and possible autism, but doctors scare me and I'm not sure I really want to know what's wrong with me anyway
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I'm fucking lazy
too lazy to get mentally healthy
too lazy to try and put effort in my classes
too lazy to show love to those who deserve it
too lazy work out
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>>34664607
ooh yeah, that's me alright
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What are you robots currently listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWbWLy-x4eE
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theres already a music thread so lets make this a nigger music thread. no lyrical miracle faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1G0LKH-hgU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXZxipry6kE
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Male sex drive should be socially pitied 2017-02-05 10:09:51 Post No.34664240
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Male sex drive should be socially pitied
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Does anybody else pity Men for their sex drives?
Why do people think Men look for sex, just for pleasure, instead of satisfying an urge?
I mean please... for fuck sake... look at the difference between TransMen and TransWomen.
Transmen are far hornier than Transwomen, because Transmen are taking testosterone.
The male sex drive is a burden, and should be pitied much like women are pitied for their menstrual cycles.
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I feel bad for Transmen the worst now.
They get both periods, and the testosterone sex drive.
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I might put too many words in the first paragraph
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>she doesn't want a bf so virile that he can't keep his boner down
Low est detected. Don't worry, I can handle the men. You go... do whatever it is you do.
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Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of these fucking threads about rape! RAPE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, /r9k/...
Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /r9k/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED!
And no, I am not some lesbian dyke cunt, I am a woman. I was raped. My virginity taken from me, I can never give it to a man I love. I was raped again and again and again and again and again by a random stranger when I was 15, And between you and me something amazing happened...and now I can talk to animals! Its really cool! But totally a secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.
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>>34664233
It's pretty hot tho
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>>34664233
why cant women take a joke
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>>34664233
>I was raped again and again and again and again and again
What was it like desu? How did cock feel in your tight 15yo pussy.
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Has a girl ever liked you anon? If yes what kind of girls usually like you and what kind of girls do you like?
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>>34664209
If no ?
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The type of girls that like me are usually the type that think they're "indie" or "grunge" for listening to the 1975 and wearing flanel. They all have daddy issues and want to get choked in bed.
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yes
fat girls and other undesirables
marry fuck kill thread
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>>34664191
They aren't 2D
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here's a really tricky one
blox
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>>34664191
Marry all because they are shit skins and that is acceptable in their third world hell hole