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Who here /talks to their kitty/ ?
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i got into argument with my cat and called him a cuck
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>>34666314
Your cat is going to murder you in your sleep anon. And I wouldn't blame him
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I talk to my kitty all day. He can recognize his name and simple commands, and talks with me too.
I thought this was normal though?
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she cant reject you if you don't ask her out
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>>34666240
You can't fail if you never try.
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>>34666240
She can't get preggo if you never fuck her
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>>34666240
They'll put that on my tombstone
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>tfw you have another mega floater and half of your fucking vision is obscured by pulsating rainbows
>just looking at things gives you a headache
>even closing your eyes doesn't make it go away completely
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Oh my god. That is a incredibly huge Onigiri. How I love these things!
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I feel you, Anon.
Last Saturday it was so bad my arm not only got nub but also paralyzed.
I am an artist and scared shitless of loosing my vision. But every time I get migraine I contemplate ripping my eyes out in hopes of not getting these episodes anymore.
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>>34666189
That girl is a trap, dude.
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CAN. SOMEONE. OPEN. THE. PACK.AGE.
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>>34666168
>Le negro hand meme
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>>34666168
do it negro
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>>34666168
Nigger
xdddd orignla coment :DDDDD
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I've been stressed out for months, my resting heart rate is around 90 (I'm not fat), I can't sleep at night and can't keep my eyes open during the day. Nothing I do relaxes me, I'm always tense and on edge. I have no energy and no drive to do anything, I can't focus my mind and it's just racing aimlessly in an impotent body.
All I want is for someone to hold me tight and tell me everything's gonna be okay and that my shit is taken care of.
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Smoke weed every day you faggot
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>>34666166
I feel like I might hurl any second because of this exact feeling.
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>>34666368
I tried, doesn't help.
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I am female and bored as fuck, AMA ladssss
>inb4 show tits
>inb4 you're using ur gender for replies. yes i am
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>>34666118
show tits or fuck off
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do you have nice feet?
rate yourself for looks out of ten?
what type of guys do you like?
how do you spend your free time?
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I'm also a femanon, but it's pretty obvious that you're a dude. I don't really usually like talking with other femanons, anyway.
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Is anyone on here pagan? 2017-02-05 11:29:33 Post No.34666058
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Have any of you become pagan? What type of pagan? Why? I became pagan because of a few religious experiences involving Shinto and Wicca, but I'm neither...
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no that's dumb dude
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That's not a thing, anon.
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>>34666373
I thought pagans were dumb until I felt the Kami and Gods too.
>>34666435
Think what you like Anon
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>tfw you are a heartbreaker
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tfw you are an anusbreaker
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You need to talk, anon? Have done some things myself in the last months that I regret, sometimes it helps to have somebody who can tell you you are not a complete asshole.
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>>34666933
It would probably be a lie, though.
This may indeed be retarded, but I wonder sometimes if each 4chan board is run by a dozen or so ultra-NEET's with literally no life, bumping themselves with a different IP, regularly posting new threads etc.
And that, with all boards combined, 4chan basically functions because of a handful of people. No more than 150.
What if posters like me are the exception, mere newfags not realizing the game of self-deception going on.
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>>34665952
No, you're wrong don't waste your time on this "theory". ahha
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>>34665952
But anon, it's only you and me. We're the only two people on this website and I'm just samefagging endlessly, it's all to make you, the person reading this, happy.
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>>34665952
You are not really far from reality, actually, 25-50% of the content here is created by user which are paid by people with an agenda. They're called shill.
How are you supposed to spread her cheeks and aim your cock with only two hands?
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Thumb and forefinger
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>>34665893
Guide it using your thumb you dumb virgin
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>>34665934
>virgin as an insult
>on /r9k/
"No"
Dubs decide what I'm getting for my gf for Valentine's Day.
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>>34665853
Get her a nice BBC bull :^)
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>>34665853
Congrats on most reddit post of the day
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>>34665877
>Congrats on most reddit post of the day
Here we go, op!
Get your gf the most reddit post of the day (on the day of valentine's day). Print it out on some nice high-priced fancy resume paper, then cut it out and frame it and give it to her.
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Put on your seatbelts robots.
>Ask to join a small church
>No reply
>2 days pass
>Fill out the forum on their website 'for help'
>24 hours pass
Tfw, no reply.
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>>34665781
I know a church that will let you join
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What the fuck kind of special snowflake schismatic denomination is it?
All thecatholic/lutheran/methodist churches around me are literally just "hey come in, we got a spot for everyone lol"
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>>34665810
St James Anglican
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>wow we're totally alone up here anon. you could rape me and no one would hear my screams
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>>34665748
bend over bitch ass
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>>34665748
*pushes roastie off ledge*
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>>34665748
You think her shorts stink of girl musk?
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/uncomfy/ What makes you uncomfortable? 2017-02-05 11:15:20 Post No.34665736
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/uncomfy/ What makes you uncomfortable?
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What makes you uncomfortable?
Whether it's an event or some aspect of social interaction, all stories of /uncomfy/ are welcomed.
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>the sound of people approaching my bedroom
>footsteps on staircases
>car doors closing outside my window
>the phone ringing
>small talk
>people asking me how i feel
>existing
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when someone talks to me or makes eye contact with me
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Multiple overlapping loud conversations
Playing more than 2 songs at the same time
Wet clothes
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You realize you could be DROWNING in tight boipussy right now, right?
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>>34665687
No I can't anon, I've tried craigslist, tinder and grindr and their are no traps or even cuteboys in my area, it's all just old men and unpassable trannies
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Who is that? its for a friend
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>>34665687
Just tell me where