Why don't you crossdress?
>>34666737
Would legit look like chris-chan here if I did which would be a pretty gross image.
>>34666737
nobody to crossdress with and bf is weirded out by it
>>34666737
Because I'm not a faggot
origo
So apparently everyone and their granny has a fembot gf
Where are they hiding? I just want someone to talk with and play video games
>want someone to talk with and play video games
ok go get those stem discord traperonis
as long as you dont see their face its ok
>>34666756
it's usually a big hugbox, same with steam friend threads and those are so out of hand they're getting deleted
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE TO FIND A FEMBOT GF OR DON'T GO TO THE SUPERB OWL NOW
Any lucid dreamers in here?
What techniques do you use,
What do you like to dream of
What are your experiences?
>>34666724
I lucid dream about sucking my own dick and I always finish myself off
Am I god ?
Sometimes I have an outer body experience like I'm walking around my apartment. And the weird thing is I see my roommate making breakfast and shit while I'm still asleep. But it's like I feel extremely weak, more like sedated, like I'm blackout drunk or high on heroin or some shit. And I generally feel very scared of being seen. But I walk around the place and then I wake up with flashing visuals (patterns of some kind) in my eyes.
but isn't this for
>>>>/x/
>>34666746
>not dreaming about sucking BBCs
More like Roastie O'Donnell amirite?
>>34666686
>More like Roastie O'Donnell amirite?
OH SHIT LOOKS LIKE THE ROASTIE GOTROASTED
>>34666686
what is that a punch line for
>>34666686
op answer I want to know
I heard (from /biz/) that you faggots are rich fucks who have online business and masturbate to anime.
How do you do it?
Run a business that is. Or whatever method you're making your millions.
>>34666648
>How do you do it?
>Run a business that is. Or whatever method you're making your millions.Just be yourself brah, natch ;)
>>34666648
just be yourself. orisropjgrsgsrgsrg
>>34666648
Jusburselfk
i'm pretty sure i have lung cancer, i've been under medical investigation(abdominal ct scan, colonoscopy and ultrasound has all come back clear, so no gastro cancer) for 6 months with no appetite and weight loss amongst other things but for some reason a chest x-ray has been overlooked so far much to a new doctor I have seen's horror
only even been a drunk/social smoker for like 7 years really, and sometimes when i'm bored
i'm 25 years old, i'm pretty sure it's going to be stage IV as my back and head hurt. most likely some variant of non-small cell
fuck
>>34666614
hope you get better anon, have a rare
>>34666614
Are you that guys from pol? RIP bud
>>34666614
Suxs that your thread is gonna 404 with like maybe 7 replies while the trap/bait/fetish threads will overflow
Got any regrets?
Can we get a wojak thread going , accidentally deleted collection
>>34666595
this is incredibly urrtta;ltas ksD:FJSDKL:f
I'll start dumping some standard wojaks
>>34667559
Originaliolaio
Who here /Countersurveillance/?
What tools do you use
>White noise generator
>Laser microphone jammer
>And more
>>34666520
I use a piece of tape on my webcam
>>34666542
can approve
>>34666520
Sometimes I type in the search bar shit like "I know you're watching me NSA" or "How's it going NSA?"
Anyone else do this special brand of autism?
Who /watchingthesuperbowlalone/ here?
>>34666513
>watching the owl with friends
SHIGGY
Any stream links?
Who /didntevenknowthatthesuperbowlwason/ here?
>tfw didn't even know the date until I checked just now
>apply for comfy government jobs
>hiring process is 4-6 months
What the UFCK
im actgually so done i think
end
>private sector hires right away but pays minimum wage
>government has year long waiting list but good pay/benefits
>mfw my cousin on my mom's side got a job with the Department of Agriculture or something
>while pregnant
>while not-having-a-college-degree
>mfw her mom went from waitressing at a fucking Red Lobster to becoming a level G-98 secretary or something with the Department of Mines
>their only credentials/qualifications were having a dad/husband in the Secret Service and being female
really gets the 'ol almonds activating
So, how much obscure shit does /r9k/ play?
>waffle boy's mountain adventure
?? i don't know if it's really obscure just...unpopular
I'm a greggor aparently
>>34666430
Gregor, although oldfag is probably more accurate
Why the fuck arent you locked up right now? It's well documented that men cant control their own sexual urges you think you're "animals" who /have/ to fuck. If you have a dick it needs to be caged and the keys passed on to a woman who can properly monitor your sexual release. You need to be trained properly.
This is why you're all lonely and no woman loves you, because you're a slave to your dick and hormones, all you wanna do is fuck Stacy. If that was taken away from you, you might actually achieve something in life.
>>34666384
A woman wrote this.
>>34666693
Yes I did. And I believe it to.
>>34666693
no it was a sissy trap that wants to be a woman
What are you eating?
>ramen noodles with white american cheese melted in, avocado and chicken patty cut up
NEET approved?
I don't have enough money to eat today.
dungeness crabs with garlic butter
clams with a salt, pepper, lime dipping
washed it all down with some imported beer
>feels good man
>>34666556
same here. Had to cook some old bread
>finaly get robot gf
She fucks the fistbumping faggot at the party not even a week into our relationship
Why do i feel so disapointed when I didnt even expect anything
>>34666360
>those Chads in that picture
I don't even understand how someone can just be born with a perfect hairline and jawline and not have to go through 5+ surgeries in order to get there.
Life is bizarre and unfair.
>>34666360
red shirt or zebra?
>>34666531
Red shirt. I didnt even see him talking to her and it happened
>tfw to smart too have friends
how to you robots cope with life?
>>34666359
get friends and then play them like a fiddle, anon.
>mfw these roaches think I actually care about them
people are just a game to me, friends are the lame social plugin you gotta grind to get money for in-game microtransactions
>>34666419
the edge is beyond this realm
I try to invent new friends. Doesn't seem to work.