I'm an aspiring writer. I want to write a book about a robot. A real robot. How should I do it?
learn how to write interesting content
Just write
sounds like a interesting idea OP I'd love to read the book !
>>34667199
I should add that I don't want to turn this into a robot's descent into normalfaggotry, nor use a pseudo robot character. So it must be about a virgin kissless loser neet loner ugly 20 something male. The only characteristic I'm willing to abide is the weeb shit because that's too pathetic even for a robot. It should be about a robot, not an autist, otherwise I might as well write Chris chan biography.
does watching football make me a faggot?
>>34667165
>watching sweaty men running around in pads chasing a peanut shaped object
Yes.
It makes you a normie
>Everybody's watching that bullshit super bowl
>>34667214
but now this board suck less today
> just
> ask
> someone
> out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Whats the deal? That's literally all you have to do to get going.
I tried that once op, she started crying and screaming for her mother and next thing you know it I'm in the back of a police car and put on a list.
>>34667153
I did, she declined. Now what?
>It's a "swimming in open water dream" episode
>>34667144
>it's a sonic vrooming every time i try to walk dream
>it's another gf dream
Fucking hell I was perfectly fine with no tfwnogf and suddenly all I can think about is gfs for at least a week
>>34667144
>it's a help I've fallen and I cant get up dream
>forced into attending super bowl party
>everyone being loud and obnoxious
>every guy is here with thier gf,
im the sole virgin in the room
>I'm just sitting in the corner all alone browsing r9k in my bubble of autism and feels
help, I need immediate extraction from normie land, I just want to go home and be depressed
just walk out, no one will notice you are gone
>>34667101
Shoulda brought a laptop and played some vidya
slowly work your way to the door and when no one is looking start sprinting out of it.
hopefully you can get to safety before they bring out the bloodhounds and shotguns.
Who else here /buzzcut/
>>34667026
I look like a chink so I don't do it
>>34667026
I got a buzzcut in the beginning of 2016 and I fucking hated it after the first week. I now have a full head of long hippy hair and I couldn't be happier. Fuck buzzcuts they are the only thing stopping me from joining the military. I don't want to fucking look like an auschwitz survivor for 6 weeks while in bootcamp.
I've had buzzcut for my entire life except very little times that I had a proper haircut from a barber. I can get a buzzcut from myself at home for free without spending money monthly. It's all money that I can save since I don't need to go outside to look good
>tfw this is one of the few nights where /r9k/ is free of normies
How does it feel?
>>34667015
>How does it feel?
Like mummy has just brought me a tray of her famous tendies
>>34667015
the whole board feels more wound down and relaxed
>>34667015
why, what is today?
why do normies get so triggered by animal abuse?
I'm a robot and I get triggered by it.
>not empathizing with animals
>not preferring animals to people
no OP, you are the normalfag
Most people love animals. It's just a fact.
So this is how it feels to be lonely
This is how it feels to be small
This is how it feels when your word means nothing at all
the sad posting is amplified on this night in particular
Poor dr. Goebbels. I want to hug him.
>>34668209
Hugging Goebbels could have potentially saved millions of lives.
Night depression thread, let's pretend we are friends and try to not get depressed until we can sleep and wake up normal.
I really need to make friends
>>34666913
Anon i'll be ur friend. Maybe. probably. Have u tried looking for friends online? Its better then nothing and sometimes there cool other times there not(fuck u xya)
>>34666913
>Lost job
>Rent is due
>Haven't paid it, been shitposting all day
>Could use savings to pay it, but don't
>Ambivalent about life
>Might be homeless
>Doesn't bother me at all
Feeling like a empty thing right now
Post things that you regret or regret not having done
>>34666891
I regret not going to prom
>>34666891
being too much of a lazy self-victimizing sack of shit to fix myself
>>34666891
trying to talk to a girl i like before getting any experience in talking to people
Anon's Additional Installment of Comfy General.
>/Comfy Thead Theme/
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CbpnNNMGgA
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJKOqM2bDuc
Post Comfy Media/Pictures/Links
Tell me what you're doing/drinking/eating/reading
Get settled get cozy and /COMFY/ FAGGOT
>>34666877
>doing
messing around with soundfonts in musescore
>drinking
water
>eating
chocolate
>reading
this thread
>>34666877
>doing
Watching Family Guy
>drinking
water
>eating
nothing / fml
>reading
this thread too
>>34666877
>doing
Vidya
>drinking
Rubicon Mango
>eating
Butterkist caramel popcorn
>Wikipedia
Guro is the patrician fetish of robots. Debate me
>>34666822
it's the thinking man's fetish
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Too bad all the art's shit and the few people that draw it well do it for shock value and not because they get it.
>>34666860
I agree, it's really hard to find quality stuff.
So robots, what are some of your life troubles?
Is it possible to fix them?
ughhh i just came ..fromsoemwhere
and now im carving urth thanks.
1) i want my parents to live forever
2) i want to be a doctor
thats all :D
im lonely, riddled with anxiety and cant seem to make the push to get a job :D
it'd be simple I've done it before, scrapping metal is easy and I know I could easily do labour but I feel like college is a 20 year serfdom I want no part of even though you pretty much fucking have to if you want a stable "normal" life
basically im gonna be homeless soon :D
>>34666790
>nonwhite
>short (5'10")
>not-smart-but-not-dumb
>no willpower
>no motivation
>no desire/passion
>shit personality (or so I'm told)
>drug user
>judgmental
>virtually no self-esteem/self-worth to be found
>shut-in
>unemployed/unemployable
>not /fit/ (not strong; wholly lack upper body and core strength)
nope I'm sure I'm a lost cause at this point
Is drug use attractive, R9K? What drugs do you frequently do?
>Pic semi-related, I suppose
>>34666761
>Is drug use attractive, R9K?
Only if you're female or Chad, to be desu.
>What drugs do you frequently do?
Wax and morphine.
final destination.
i like uppers, mostly amphetamine and methamphetamine
>Pic semi-related, I suppose
madotsuki is a precious, straight edged angel all the way up until her death. don't lump her in with degenerates such as yourself.