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>>34667907
What, pray tell, was that, anon?

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>>34667929
sissy hypno videos

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>>34667943
Those can be pretty hot desu.

age of losing virginity: n/a
gender: male
partners: 0
how long since last: n/a

>>34667884
lost v-card at 18

male

now 31

last time I got my dick wet was 2010

had sex with 4 girls, 5 if you include bj as sex

N/a
Male
0
23 years

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>>34667872
>tfw pats fan
>turned it off after it was 0-14
>checked score again online and it's 0-21

Welp learned my lesson, never going to care about anything ever again

>>34667872
This.

Sports are for Chads. I used to get bullied in school, always by the sport playing Chad turds.

>>34667872
Thanks for reminding me.

Time to head out, and unscrew the building's cable connection a bit.

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>they actively talk about it at social gatherings

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my brother, who is one year older than me, has been with his girlfriend for 3 years; i am a khhv 21yo robot. we dont get along, and as far as i know, he doesnt care about me at all. but maybe he does.

>call my brother to ask him were he put my whatever
>turns out he's in a date with his girlfriend
>he almost shouts the following
>brother: "HAHA SO YOU SAID YOU WANNA TALK TO [girlfriend]?? SURE ILL PASS HER THE PHONE"
>b: "WHAT?? ITS MY BROTHER!! HE WANTS TO SPEAK TO YOUUU!!!!"
>b: "LOL DONT YOU WANT TO SPEAK WITH HIM??"
>b: "LOL I DONT KNOW; HEY YOU DO WANT TO SPEAK WITH [girlfriend] RIGHT???"
>b: "LOL YOU WANT TO SPEAK WITH HIM DONT YOU??"
>b: "I DONT KNOW, WHY DONT YOU ASK HIM?? HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!!"
>b: "haha no but whats up?"

>>34668078
im gonna share another story about this cunt because im drunk, drinking, about to order a pizza, and lonely

>am in my room, jacking off, browsing r9k, or whatever it is i do in my free time
>can hear my brother and [girlfriend] in the kitchen just being jolly and whatever
>im thirsty and have no water; i dont give a shit about running into them in the kitchen because i fucking live in this place so who gives a shit
>as soon as i enter the kitchen their joyful bickering stops; they are standing next to the table that sits in the middle of the kitchen
>my brother is on one side, [girlfriend] is on the other side, standing near the jug of water
>i say hello to her as im walking to the jug and she says hello back
>as soon as i get behind her to get mu wata she literally jumps all the way next to brother; almost as if she was prancing/running away
>i face in their direction, as to not be a total sperg, and start pouring the water into my cup
>as soon as i start taking a sip i look towards them
>as soon as i do that, [girlfriend], who is now standing an inch from my brother, darts her head to the floor and crosses her arms very fast
>i am now seething with rage
>i decide to make it even more awkward and just keep standing there while taking a long sip
>neither of them will look me in the eye for longer than 1 second
>they make a pathetic attempt on what shouldnt even be called a "conversation" and they try to include me
>say "hm, i dont know" while taking a long sip
>stay there for an additional 10 seconds, the proceed to go back to my room and hate the bitch even further

i gave her no reason to act this way towards me. she was like this from day one.

Gonna keep this thread alive.

Valentines day plans?

Slow night for robits

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>>34667746
>>look pornstar deep into eyes and say stuff like "you're beautiful" and "I love you"

>>34667777
>>>look pornstar deep into eyes and say stuff like "nice quads"

>>34667746
do you also snuggle with one of your pillows because I do that too

>>34667741
>gave a girl my number

you played yourself bro,

you gotta get her number she's not gonna make a move

>>34667820
I asked for her number and she said she didn't have a phone so she asked for my number.

>Tfw momentarily alpha up

>>34667741
op are you another girl?

>>34667515
Molest me every night.

>>34667515
that rope is scaring me

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>paws at the sides of desks, cabinets, and glass doors
>will often paw at the glass door to the porch for a few seconds and then slap the door really hard several times, jump away, and sprint into another room
silly goose

>>34667507
Have a (You) as a present.

And maybe my dubs as well.

>>34667534
Ahh so close , Anon

So close

But I do appreciate the (you)

I'll just bump with how my day went

>20 mins before my birthday
>just got home from work and saw my mom lying on the couch watching TV
>didn't want to gloat or say anything but I do like some positive attention for once
>"Hey so I'm turning 23 in a few mins"
>"Yea 23 and you have no job. I bet you don't even have a dollar in your bank account "
>that_hit_right_in_the_feels.jpg
>sit down with my hand on my head thinking about my life
>got up and go to my nephew and his stoner friends
>mentionedy birthday and they all were happy for me
>felt good
>he spares me some weed to smoke
>smoked it and walked to macs to get snacks
>came back and watched Breaking Bad
>slept mid way
>got up and went to work

>>34667459
When they tell you to fuck off.

Now that I think of it, I tend to just stop contacting people for no reason, due to apathy. I may have came off as not liking them. Not that they contacted me first tho.

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>>34667459
Doesn't matter, all penpals eventually stop replying to you anyway.

>>34667570
Why do you think that

Originalalalalalalallaaaaaaa

>>34667440
>even non English speaking illegals get together to watch it
Was about to hide thread, but then I kek'd

i want to savagely beat and rape laci green until i break her mind and she's addicted to my cock and once she reaches that point i want to crack her skull open with a brick

>>34667440
hand egg

american sumo ball

It's extremely shitty.

Most people are very bad parents.

>>34667407
My parents didn't tell me they'd put me up for adoption. They told me they'd kick me out (and they did several times).

>>34667407
They did.
Who the fuck would own an Autistic child.

>>34667399
>>I haven't spoken to a girl outside of class in two years

That's what happens when you never socialize and just watch anime and play video games.

>>34667399
>he managed to talk to a girl

Teach me your ways normie-senpai!

>>34667439
I tried but the normies wouldn't accept me so I gave up. Not my fault. It's still the normies.

what honestly makes you think that kinda person posts on /r9k/ and not /soc/

>>34667323
/r9k/ is just for people to hang out and chat about anything
/soc/ things aren't banned from this board

>>34667355
they're supposed to be, and face threads do actually wake the janitors up from their slumber

>>34667277
Qt gfs age too, you know.

some people start balding waaaaay earlier. faggot

Probably won't make a difference in your overall appearance.