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hello ladies

>>34671516
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D5Pi6d3MeV

>>34671596
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R9Ip4GWUyv
for u

>depending on someone else to fix you who doesn't exist
i thought like this for a long time...nearly a decade...a very lonely decade.
Fix yourself, you have more chance winning the lottery than finding an understanding, nurturing female who's willing to unfuck your brain, looks like you're beginning to realize this.
>early 30's and just now learning to love myself

>>34671528
>Fix yourself
>Love yourself
these empty platitudes are stupid
people are social animals and when your problems are trust and other social issues you can't fix them yourself

>>34671557
You're giving in to the hopelessness trap.
I had social anxiety to the point of being agoraphobic. I couldn't look people in the eye, especially not a female. If I was ever in the same room as a grill, i'd act like she wasn't there.
I wouldn't leave the house for months at a time. It felt like everyone was constantly judging me and ridiculing me.
The thing is it was all in my head, it was my own self loathing convincing myself that I wasn't worthy of being accepted by anyone for anything.
The only way I got over it was to be forced to get a job or become homeless.
I got a shitty job as a cook in a crappy restaurant, and through interacting with the waitresses slowly taught myself how to not be terrified of social interaction.
after a while I started not to obsess so much about what people thought of me.
I can't pretend to know exactly what afflicts you, but I'm just trying to relate my experience to you, it sounds similar.

>>34671396
>white nights rush to save imaginary girl

>Were you a good girl while I was away at work today?
>Oh no! It looks like someone made a poopy on the bed
>You know that means you'll go back to the dark room right?

>>34671396
those fake tits are disgusting

can i exchange the points for something else?

>>34671368
spend the 25 points on a full days worth of tendies!

>>34671368
smart (21), loyal (15), hobbies (12), career (8), sex/kinks (1)

this game is too easy, she sounds excellent

>>34671353
>woke up in the house of a gay friend
>stalked my gf all day cause she is not talking with me I dunno why
>find out she has been drawing yaoi stuff and roleplaying in DA.
>I cried a little bit (not sure why)
>went home and cooked some pasta

>>34671406
what's it like having a gf? also why did you wake up in your gay friend's house?

>>34671440
having a gf is nice, cuddling and fucking are the best, but I am insecure, I am afraid of losing her, she is the first girl I really love in my life.
I woke up in this dude's house cause I needed someone to talk, he tried to suck my dick tho

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>>34671322
name of girl??
I love me some busy eyebrows

>Once you're red-pilled about women

Is that red pill the fact you can't get any?

>>34671322
Red pill me. What are we talking about here?

How can such a simple picture be so arousing

>>34671405
back off fag shes mine.

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>>34671291
I have come to terms that I am genetically inferior
I will never complete someone as they complete me
/asexuality/ is the true black pill but not everyone can handle it
If I wanted to get a GF i could but I dont try because like 4/5 women are like brain dead children so wtf is the point of trying if you cant have a partner that can connect with you on a intellectual level ?

>empathetic
>kind and sweet
>listens to music with me
>adventurous and outdoorsy
>will lift with me
>will cuddle with me
>will try new things with me
>will not hurt me
>will put up with my BPD/depression/craziness
>5+/10

I just want someone compatible with my personality, I'm not too picky, especially not with looks

>gamer (preferably PC)
>likes me for who I am
>finds me funny
>gets ironic dank meme culture
>has knowledge about the world
>hates Islam (not Muslims, just the ideology)
>6+/10
>wants to spend time with me
Basically non existent, I would only be in a relationship with someone I would be friends with.

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>>34671161
>shorter than me (5'10'' or lower)
>kind of a whiny, nasal Jew-ish voice
>freckles
>stubby little hobbit legs
>thick thighs
>busty
>shares some interests with me but not too many interests, leaves me space and wants space of her own, accepts that it's not healthy to be together 24/7
>likes dirty jokes, not easily offended
>enjoys snuggling
>loyal to the point that I never have to worry about her fucking around behind my back
>politically aware but sufficiently jaded that she's not easily swept up in causes and movements
>wants kids
>likes animals
>bonus points for lactation fetish

Literally led the whole game and lost

chad (Brady) beats the inferior genes Ryan. shocking.

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I know these feels
>week before the SB i was all hyepd up
>tfw finally see my team win it all
>tfw news is showing 49er related things all day
>game day
>all happy
>they lose

>>34671052
God blessed us that day

>>34671052
I went over to that other site where they moved. Miss those folks. If anyone from the ch0n TC is out there, know I love you

After /arcanine/ got removed since it was so toxic, I drifted onto /v/ and /adv/

I came back and expected something decent rather than /pol/refugees (who either came to convince some anons to join their board or were looking for memes), /b/tards, and omegas.

>>34671038
Anon, ily and I respect your use of that spargle meme or whatever his name is

What was the thread about anon?

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You're gonna have to beg for 'em

>>34671036
Nice try FBI

Oregano

i had zero intention of ever doing it but i thought about that stuff all the time. mostly from an abstract logistical angle, like

>how would i acquire weapons?
>how many would i bring in? how?
>where would i enter the school?
>where would i begin shooting?
>would i include hidden explosives as part of the attack?
>what path would i take?
>would i target anyone/everyone or go for a specific group?
>would i end it by police shootout? an hero? surrender?

i was never bullied or had problems with anyone or anything. i actually liked school a lot and would never have actually tried to hurt anybody.

but it was fun to think about anyway, just as an idle exercise

i think i realized i was becoming a normie when these thoughts shifted away from "how would i shoot up the school" and over to "how would i bravely shut down a school shooting and earn the admiration of women"

I thought about what it would be like if the cafeteria suddenly opened up into a lava pit and I decide who gets to die. all the kids inside had to prove to me why they're worthy of me not pushing them in. Middle school dreams.

It's more like softcore cuck porn where two fanbases determine who gets to be the bull by yelling at the TV.

>>34670913

gay man; its not

wrestling is our softcore porn

seconding the cuck thing. its a prime example of the fetishization of the negro, a "worshipping" of the negro virility and athleticism. ingrained in american culture

dont know how the people who like it dont see this

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>positivity
>/r9k/

Also
>being able to do anything
>/r9k/

I like the idea of this thread.

Unfortunately, there's nothing I can really do beyond the norm, besides perhaps philosophize.

I can make myself feel bad to the point of crying in minutes by just thinking about things.

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>>34670876
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT CAN A GEORGIA FAG JUST GET A SUPERBOWL WIN

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>giving a shit about sports
It's all rigged anyways.

>>34671062
sportsball is literally the only thing that isn't rigged