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>>39040742
Just tell her what kinda music you like anon. If you listen to weird music then she won't like talking about it in person

she must have a great personality OP

>I'm really really really into music...

>>39040524
You and him are both wrong. And your actions and attitudes is what contributes to this evil in the world.

>>39040524

Contrary to what movies and tv show you, rape in prison is uncommon. There's plenty of gay guys and druggies who will willingly give it up, so no point in fighting a guy who might come back and shank you.

That said, he's a huge target to get beaten up. He'll probably be sequestered from the general population, so whomever can get to him and land in some punches will instantly get huge respect in the prison

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Friendly reminder if you don't accept the /pol/ consensus that this was an false flag attack you're either a shill trying to forum slide or a nuAnon (even if you've probably been browsing longer than most /pol/ users) SJW who's the cancer ruining 4chan.

i bet most people think about pizza now

>>39040448
GOOK PIZZA

I've got a backup of OS/2 Warp laying around somewhere.

>>39040379
>Why do they do this?

they hooked in a guy they deem is better than you, thus you're useless for the moment. she might come back if he ditches her or if she needs some other favor.

>>39040521
The girl never comes back.

Hell, she seemed interested at first. Every girl does.

This time it was a girl who specifically said she's not into fucking guys immediately and wants something more. I told her I also want something more and don't care about sex that much I really don't at this point and said we could meet if she'd like to. No response.

>>39040554

Be persistent and don't dick around. There's lots of other guys who want to give her the dick, so move fast and get her to agree to go out with you. Being too slow makes it more likely for some other guy to swoop in

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>>39040338
>vodka and pizza for breakfast

I hate sundays, fuck being a wageslave

had a shoulder surgery on Wednesday
now im lying in bed with pain
tomorrow ill be at my doctor and get painpills
cant game because my pc is at home and im stuck at my parents'

so watching commentless lets plays

>>39040338
i realized i had/still have a lot o body stims like those autist have,but i'm not actually an official approved by a jew autist and that makes me upset for no real reason

>>39040281
Only if she would be ok with my fetishes.

>>39040281
No, I'm 25 and I already gave up ever getting married or having kids.

If your relationship didn't start when you were 20 or less then it's literally bullshit.

>>39040281
>people change
Not really. They only superficially change to better fit their current environment.

black people are disgusting
spics
southeast asians
indians
powergap
regular asians
powergap
wypipo

Niggers obviously. It's not even a contest honestly.

>>39040268
Blacks and dark skin asians

>>39040080

>walking down the street
>big chad drives by
>tells me to get in the car
>fuck off
>stops, gets out, punches me, and stuffs me in the trunk
>wake up in the basement of his house naked
>doesn't give me any food or water for a few days
>opens the door and brings in a tv with tranny porn, a dress, and a dildo
>says he'll give me food and water if i wear the dress, watch the videos, and play with the dildo
>do so
>he gives me food and water
>it's laced with hormones
>keep this up for a while
>then he only gives me food and water if I suck and fuck him
>agree
>after a few months be totally brainwashed
>live as a girl now and stay at home doing chores and servicing my hubby
>he brings friends over to use me as well

>>39040080
having sex
its pretty unrealistic

getting my virgin wife pregnant on our wedding night

>>39039994
>that pic
fuuuuuuuuuuu

>>39039994
nice and femine
how big is that?

>>39039994
>fuck a few of his friends on the side too
You literally became a roastie, good job axe wound
>became a fag because you couldn't get laid
Prison gay without being in prison = Gay

>>39039911

=_=

I read this somewhere years ago.

This is apparently pasta

looks like its back to the factory for you buddy

>>39039911
Didn't the dude in the pic kill himself a long time ago? What's his name?

why not both
Both are fun for different reasons

>>39039707
Left because right has a higher chance of STDs and I'm straight

Plot twist, its the exact same person

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why did you post olivia

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>>39039711
Sorry I just post whatever cuties in my 3D folder

>>39039691
Why would you want that? You actually think is going to be cute and not pain in the balls ?

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>>39039673

noone is ever happy about the country where he/she lives in.

>>39039673
>inherent the money from my dad who inherited it from his dad who inherited it from his dad who inherited it from his dad who inherited it from his dad who inherited it from his dad
>pay off politicians and lobbyists to get bills passed that make life easier for me (less business regulation, less taxes)
>buy up media corporations and consolidate them, to brainwash 90 percent of the population
>run for president with all that $$$$$
>win because I can pay for more adverts and that's all normies care about

But sadly I am not rich... yet

holy crap where can I get pancakes that delightfully fluffy? around here everyone makes them idiotically flat. if I wanted a fucking crepe I'd go to a fucking creperie

oh wait you can make them like that using a rice cooker well good fucking thing I have one of those

Anyway if I were freed from having to wagecuck, my entire mentality would be different. I'd become sane. I don't know if I'd move, travel more extensively than I already have, or what, but I know that I would start functioning so differently from how I do now that I'd essentially be a different person.

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18
>play nierA
>can't connect to it
>finish it anyway and pretend to have loved it when my friends ask
>make up elaborate reasons why I did
>come up with theories about the game abd what things meant
>don't believe in any of it
>they buy it
>do this with everything I play

>>39039607
24 I guess

I just don't feel anything when trying new games. But I still replay old ones from time to time

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>>39039607
Buy battlegrounds

It's the most fun I've had in ages, glitchy as fuck and hard to run though

Used to be weed everyday (fuck do I ever miss it), but now I take adderal most days. It's not bad but the burnout sucks dick.

>>39039310
amphetamine comedown can be unpredictable, i feel like you roll a d20 of headaches and muscle pain

Honestly I think LSD is the best robodrug. You feel a somewhat spiritual connectedness with everything. It makes you think differently for a bit and it gives you perspective.

On another note, tried morning glory flower seeds for the first time the other day. It contains LSA, a cousin of LSD. They work pretty much the same. I recommend starting off with 200-300 seeds if your interested in trying. Hella cheap and you can find all you want at any garden department.