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>>34675033
i want to nut inside lana so badly.

I have one little brother and I would do anything for him. I practically raised the kid and even now as adults I think of him as my child more than a sibling. I love him more than any other person on this earth. The last time I hugged him was a few days ago. I told him I love him earlier today when we were on the phone.

No, but I have a big brother. We don't get along at all.

>>34674921

Gay

Origanal

>>34674921
well you're not really straight if your behaviour says otherwise. you sure you aren't in denial or something?

Un hombre muy desperado

Anon, sorry if this breaks any fantasies of yours, but it is really nothing special. They are not really connected to you. They can vary between nice and mean, but it's really no different than an older brother.

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>grew up with 3 sisters, 1 older
>older sister is a literal stacy, but a super conservative christian so she isn't a whore at all
>really nice and pure
>never interacted with family because i was playing WoW 24/7
>she goes to college
>remains pure
>marries a nice christian guy
>had her first kid after graduating
>haven't seen or talked to her since then, a few years ago

>younger sisters
>straight A students
>middle sister smokes weed with dad all day, just started college
>youngest sister plays video games but is still in middle school

>me
>complete failure
>no friends
>khv
>can see the contempt in the eyes of my family when I see them

>>34674892
she basically raped/sexually harassed me when I was 6 (she was 8)
it's not like how bots fantasize
when I look back on it now
it explains a lot about me and my giantess fetish

This is like my fantasy

>Tfw two sisters, but they're both younger than me, one of them acts like she's older than me and is always mean to me and bosses me around, the other one is really nice but she's too busy cuddling with her dog to do so with me

>>34674714
>Is there anything wrong with cuddling in bed with your big sister?
Absolutely not.

>How can I get her to do it again?
Have you tried asking?

>tfw no big sister gf to cuddle with and tell you everything will be okay

>>34674648
>again

Dear sir,

You appear to be posting on a Chinese basket weaving sub-reddit where you do not belong and where you will find very little in common with the rest of its denizens.

Please cease and remove yourself.

Sincerely,
Anon.

Did you lose a finger?

>>34674648
>again

never has happened and probably never will

that's just fucking gross i don't want my finges smelling like shit

>>34674544
i don't care

how degenerate are rape/abuse fetishes?

>>34674572
i don't care

how degenerate are baby related/diaper fetishes?

>>34674583
Anything to do with minors is pretty far gone

>>34674486
Of course, it says so in the Krishna Bible written by Krishna himself.
Why would I not believe the actual word of Krishna Himself?

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>>34674617
Good point. Can't really come up with a good counter argument to that, it's air-tight. 10/10

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>>34674486
He probably existed as a human, the descendants of the Pandavas in the Mahabharata appear in historical records of Vedic India

why do you ask?

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Something gentle but melancholic. Stuff like Elliott Smith and Nick Drake because it's just one man with a guitar, and it makes me feel more calm.

Although if the mood is right, I'll listen to Paysage d'Hiver and freeze my feels.

>>34674581
Pd'H ambient electronic albums are some bleak shit. I love them.

Also check out Michael Hedges, he's my favorite solo guitarist.

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>>34674620
Ya Eishalle is one of my favorite songs ever. So beautiful.

Also, thanks for the recommendation I'll check him out.

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She that will be us once I get my tracksuit to pic related

>>34674446
>so you ever been with a girl?
>didn't think so, you don't look the type
>you'd make a good bottom bitch you know

Said to me by some Chad when I was trying to start gymming. I get this shit all the time, why the fuck do I look like a fucking fag? It's not helping me suppress my prison gay desires either, you fags try living a gay pysop every time you go out

>>34674446
Yes
>but we were both in relationships

baby sheep

Virgo

It was written in the stars that I'd remain a virgin for life.

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god damn fucking fish

>>34674303
I hope you sister rapes you while you sleep Akarin

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Good night dear anon, sweet dreams!

fuck off too you massive spacker

6 IMAGES NIGGER.

>>34674254
>ywn be burdened with incredible intelligence
>still surrounded by simpletons

>tfw to intelligent to be a simpleton

He's merely pretending to be retarded.
Get it, it's intentional so it's funny.
You don't have to make funny original jokes you just say and do really obviously stupid shit, people love that.
And if they don't like your shitty humour they just stupid and boring.

Fuck off you whiny faggot

>>34674195
Holy fucking shit dude..

Thats just not even fair

That isn't even human, the fuck is that thing anon. My undersized limp dick is longer and thicker. Is there an explanation for this.

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I'd sell it for the technological know-how to build a faster than light capable vessel and the infrastructure to begin developing bases on planets, beginning with Mars but eventually expanding well outside the Milky Way. I would then equip my Mars base with weapons of mass destruction aimed at the Earth and use my technological superiority to make this planet bow before me and my soon-to-be-Empire that rules the cosmos.
>selling it for 1 girl
kek

That tormented old thing? I'd give it away. I never managed to make it work anyway.

how do i not sell my soul for cheap?

ive tried wagecucking and all i do is spend my money on weed and food

high school dropout btw

the size and weight of that tail would severely change her center of gravity and no doubt mean she has problems walking and maintaing balance, not to mention trying to sit down.
so yeah there's a shit ton more perfect stuff out there

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I'm sorry is this s4s?

>>34674129
shut the fuck up sperg
its not hindering her