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Stop being sad
Start being happy
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>>34676015
give me money and healthy spine and i can enlist myself again in the army again, and i can be happy once again, those were the best 7 years of my life
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EASY FOR YOU TO SAY VARG YOU AUTISTIC FUCK, YOU KNOW WHY? MY FUCKING ASSHOLE DOESN'T WORK. FUCKING WOMEN BITCHING ABOUT FUCKING BULLSHIT LIKE THE PATRIARCHY, FUCKING TRANSVESTITEAUTISITCVIRGINTRAINSTANTION SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES COMPLAINING ABOUT HAVING TO SHIT IN THE SAME TOILET AS THEIR BIOLOGICAL FUCKING GENDER IM FUCKING OVER IT I JUST WANT MY FUCKING ASS TO FUCKING WORK I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR QT PIE FUCK SHY REDPILLED GF YOU COULD HAVE HAD FUCKING DAMNIT FUCK NIGGERS TOO WY WON'T MY FUCKING ARSHWOLE WORKK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34676015
varg mixed with harold
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What is every human being entitled to?
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>>34676014
Death.
Thats all.
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Nothing. Our existence is absurd. I'll take anything I can get though.
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survival only.
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Advice?
>going on a hiking trip with friends
>invite girl who asked about previous trips
>says she broke
>offer to pay for her share of trip (100$)
She doesn't like me and I have no intention of changing that on the trip. Honestly, I just want another person because all of my friends are bringing their gfs and I don't really want to be a fifth wheel.
Also, I wouldn't really consider myself close to her anymore (we were tight in highschool though). She does sell me primo weed at insanely low prices though. And I do consider it worth the money to have her on the trip.
So did I fuck up? Will it be awkward? I kinda don't want my friends to know I'm paying for her either, cause I know how fucking weak that is, and I don't want to hear that IRL.
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lol bait thread
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>>34675997
>She does sell me primo weed at insanely low prices though
Tell her that you have credit for a quarter oz with her now unless she's gonna pay you back
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>>34676059
Not a bad idea friendo
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how do I stop drinking the liquid jew?
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>>34675996
>Do you want a soda?
>No thanks, I'll just have some water instead
>Okay no problem
something like this?
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>think about drinking soda
>drink water instead
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>>34676019
>>34676047
BUT ITS NOT THAT EASY WATER HAS NO TASTE TASTES LIKE SHIT REEEEEE
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This place is always so negative, but has this place ever done anything positive for you in any way, even a small amount?
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>>34675927
besides realizing I need help, no
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>>34675927
It's provided virtual companionship, sense of community, and a place to express emotions and situations. Eben if it is just an information gathrring honeypot, I still enjoy coming on here
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it's my only real source of socialization and companionship for the last ~8 years
Any brazilian robots here right now?
I wanna ask you a few questions.
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>>34675893
diz logo.
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>>34675920
Voce usa o 55chan?
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>>34675941
Nao. Aquele chan fede.
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/r9k/ is really good for pictures of THICC women. can we agree that robots are basically all high test?
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>>34675880
no. only low-test cucks like big, masculine women.
high-test men like femininity.
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>>34675880
Except most high test women don't look like your pic related, they're just whales
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>>34676404
>hourglass figure isn't feminine
>gimme a girl who looks like a prepubescent boy
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/tv/ is basically unusable after midnight now what the fuck
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Who gives a shit nigga, we in /r9k/, not /tv/.
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FUCKING THREADS EVERY FUCKING DAY ABOUT FUCKING CAPESHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, NOT TO MENTION THE FUCKING THREADS ABOUT FUCKING STAR WARS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, IT DOESN'T FUCKING STOP. FUCKING CUNTS FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34675869
I can't wait for the comic book movie obsession to be over, but I fear it's gonna last decades
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>>34675787
Free market at work. Same with all the other stupid shit like selling one pair of used panties for $50. The blame rests solely on men.
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>>34675787
well I wouls hope that not evrey women who is willing to bag their own shit to other people is truely into it and orgamisms out of their anus poop. Because if a women can do that and hate then she is a human of no standards
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I'm agnostic but insanely degenerate stuff like this makes me feel like we must be nearing some kind of religious end times.
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>>34675787
This enabling female worship needs to stop, it is because of stupid fucking betas that shit like this just gets worse by the day.
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>Dildos the size of your dick are labeled as "small" and "beginner friendly"
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>>34675722
dildos are not supposed to be equivalent to real life dicks anon
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>>34675722
>even the beginner ones have OVER 6" of insertable length
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The only way we can compete is by having a pulse.
Okay guys so I fucked up and I need to just get it off my chest:
>try steroids
>think being huge would attract staceys
>still autistic and neet
>get huge
>extremely high test levels made me happier
>more assertive
>stronger and bigger than all chads at my gym
>horny all the time
>felt like superman in all literal ways
>staceys at bars started approaching me and flirting
>wtf.jpg
>thought that was a meme
>life was good
>putting a needle in my ass cheek every week was worth it
>I was still doing the "juice" 9 months later
>was supposed to stay on for 3 months only
>then the side effects came
>crippling painful acne
>pic related
>mood swings
>more body hair
>the guy I bought them from went to jail
>couldn't get the stuff I needed to properly to recover from my "cycle"
>1 month later
>test levels drop
>acne gets worse
>start rapidly loosing gains
>weaker
>depressed all the time
>not chad-tier muscular anymore
>i had it all robots, I had finally made it
>but now but I feel like shit and I'm covered in painful cysts
>don't fall for the steroid meme guys
>it wasn't worth it
TL/DR:
>got huge with steroids
>did them for too long and rekt my body
>had to stop doing it abruptly
>couldn't get the drugs I need to restart my bodies natural testosterone production
>lost most of gains
>still autistic but considerably more ugly now
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Sounds like the moral of the story is you can instantly get women by doing steroids as long as you dont do steroids retardedly
anyone else learn this?
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>>34675657
You sir are an impeccable moron
have you heard of fucking pre-work out.. you jackass
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>tfw on trt
feels good man
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A few hours earlier I spent $200 on Orbs on the new FE mobile game to build up a team exclusively made up of my favorite cuties and I realized that my obsession with 2D boys is getting a bit ridiculous. what do?
Please help me out I'm freaking out since this realization I'v ebeen looking at "hottest male celebs" lists on the internet but I'm not finding myself remotely attracted to any of them but when I look at my dakis on my bed I swoon
What the fuck do I do? Am I doomed to never be attracted to anything 3D? How do I tell my mom I spend thousands on anime character goods a month when she expects me to be married at this age
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You should have just rerolled them instead of spending all that money, retard.
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>>34675633
>A few hours earlier I spent $200 on Orbs on the new FE mobile game to build up a team exclusively made up of my favorite cuties and I realized that my obsession with 2D boys is getting a bit ridiculous. what do?
not waste money on mobagarbage for one
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>>34675633
what ended up being our team though, this is important.
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>at a coffee shop
>an ADOREBLE gurI wolks in
>my PEENUS becomes stiff and I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTOHN
>SOOPAH MALE VITALUHTY kicks in so I get the cohredge tah TOLK tah her
>can't fink of somethin tah say
>"OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don't trost the MAYNE-STREEM MEATIER"
>she looks confused so I tolk moh loudly
>"DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF SHIT"
>IMAJUN MY SHOCK whin she stahts to roon away
>"OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON"
>that fill wun no GEE-EFF
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>>34675628
I thought moot was kill?
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>>34675628
Our lord and savior comes back with brain cancer.
Press f to pay respects.
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>>34675628
Hey moot. How you?
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how do i green text?
original
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>>34675586
>mfw I saw old guys doing this at the Y all the time
>mfw there'd be gay dudes there wearing thong underwear
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FUCK OFF NORMIE
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>>34675586
Delete system_32 on your pc, this will enable non-ascii characters to be inputted in your browser, if you don't know how to delete system 32, just ask. Happy green-texting
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Recommend me a country where the women can keep their legs together.
Hardmode: no muslims countries
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Antarcticaoregango.
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japan
>tfw they birth rate is declineing
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Can I self bump?