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>>34676532
What thoughts?

I know this feel all too well right now. The past few nights I've been falling asleep at 6am just because I couldn't stop thinking, feeling bad, and crying.

Tonight I've just decided I don't need to sleep, since really I'll just lay in bed for hours.

>>34676555
self hatred, virgin, 24, failed my life, avoidant personality disorder, social anxiety,

>>34676504
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

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>>34676526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBiOx3pKZAc

Jealous, wageslave?

>>34676504
>stealing of a peom you found on /r 4chan

You're going to have to try harder faggot

>Be yourself

While also telling me to:

>lose weight
>be more out going
>stop being so depressing
>smile more

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>>34676486

I have saved that rare abstract toad

>you need to go outide more often

What 's outside? What shall I do there?

Where did you get the tint film from for the windows? Did you put it on yourself?
Does it get all shitty and bubbly without a heat gun?

Im sorry if I didnt make sense at points because im drunk right now

yeah bro, every time
i thought it was only me being an edgy teen a few years ago, but time has passed, im in my mid 20's and i can't stop thinking about it
i really just wanna put a bullet on a chad or a stacy, someone with a nice and perfect life, just for the fuck of it.

Why? Do you have a fetish for girls that are fat, smell like sweat and pee, and have mental issues?

>>34676335
As someone who dated a fembot, you won't miss out. I realize it sounds nice to have someone who may understand your needs, and although for you your needs can be fulfilled fairly easily, for women it's more complex, not because "women are stupid souless pieces of shit" but because they're just different. Women don't romanticize like men do. My experience with a fembot went like this, I liked her company and she liked mine, we spent time together, told her how I felt for her, she told me she felt the same, dated, she tells me she's not into me anymore, for no reason, and breaks up with me. There's a lot more to this story, but to sum it up, she probably got tired, or she was too much of a bitch to talk shit out with me when she had an issue with my personality, which is something tend to do a lot, not talk about the problem, ignore it and let it bottle up inside. You'll be fine, I'm not too bad looking, I used to be overweight until I fastened diet and did calisthenics, as well as take HGH for my height problem, got my degree in Astronomy/physics, and I volunteered for a special needs foundation called DND. The girl I dated from here is one of the few that aren't ugly as sin, but she sure had her fare share of mental issues that she did not resolve. There's 7 billion humans out there, and you've probably only gotten two decades in, so my best advice is, keep being patient, I realize it sounds silly but someone will come around, just work on yourself first so you can be your best for the girl that falls for you. Best of luck, anon.

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>>34676460
minus the fat part and I'm game, personally

>>34676306
what the fuck is the ian cafe?

How do you even charge your phone?
How do you survive?

>>34676314

its a place where homos lick butts and die of aids.

rip, op

>>34676277
U were online in 2002? Did u use dialup? How long did it take to dl?

>>34676632
Well downloading a 40minute video took the whole night, same with less than 1gb games (most at the time were under 1gb)

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>>34676277
>tfw no Jordan Capri gf

>>34676261
That's what you get for not going to class, it's literally your one fucking job

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>>34676261
>Mommy found the cum homonculus

Its over lads, it was a good run

>>34676290
>being expected to go to class
is this uni or high school hahaha

>>34676254

Good, Wojak is weak. Pepe is our true champion.

I say give it to them, so pepe can be all ours again.

Wojak > Pepe you faggot

I'm never gonna dab again

>>34676185
skurr skurr skrrt.

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>>34676200
I wasn't talking about the dance move

We all do.

Orig

>>34676172
I want become girl too.

>>34676172
Jesus Christ what the fuck is that monstrosity

>>34676145
Well if it bothers you then its youre problem.

>tfw to intelligent use proper grammar

>>34676145
their just dumb.

>>34676134
>>"got a pen?"
>>yesyesyes
>>"well get back in it you fucking pig"
Some tumblreddit tourist is gonna say "dude this never happened xoxoxoxo~" but I can totally see a woman doing this

>>34676134
This never happened u liar

>>34676134
>>"well get back in it you fucking pig"

rip

>>34676132
Source products from China and resell online

>>34676224
what this guy said
check /biz/ they have threads about buying shitty, cheap, retarded fucking items and reselling them.
Think websites like ThinkGeek

>>34676224
>>34676235

Thanks guys, I'll look into this!

More ideas are welcome

>>34676085
I have been doing this for a decade. 4 times? Haha what a faggot. Try 7-10. Get on my level.

>>34676296
>not 20

Orig

>>34676304
i don't understand the fags who complain about pain after the 3rd time like what the fuck

the orgasms only get sweeter after the 3rd time and way more intense, up until the 8th time.. after that its hard to cum