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>>34677725
just like, stop being a pussy, dude

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>>34677748
JUST
thanks for your recommendation

>>34677725
>I found about the band a couple of days ago
babbys first akb48 oshi
drop them before it's too late, scandals non-stop

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>>34677648
almost "overweight" with a bodyfat of 16% feels good man

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>>34677708
out out out out out out

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But I AM a skeleton

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>>34677630
We call it tea here faggot

>indians call streets toilets

Its tea you wanker. Supper is if you eat something later after tea.

that looks kinda small desu

BULGY
W
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>show me your cock
Why are straight men never this forward.

>>34677592
Pretty fucked up tbqh

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>>34677592
no fucking away

nice dude

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>mfw newfags will fall for this copy pasta

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well you can drink heavily. If you're talking about having any hope of enjoying life, then no, that seems to be pretty fundamentally incompatible with gainful employment, in my experience.

literally just kill yourself. you'll pretty much have to work for the rest of your life, so if you don't like doing it then you'll be unhappy for the rest of your life. you're also probably at the age where it's reasonable to project that you won't do much other than shitpost and jack off otherwise.

you already want to, and killing yourself would save you from decades of unhappiness

Find an alternative activity that you'd enjoy that brings some sort of value that you can charge for.

>>34677548
What makes you say that, pijin?

>>34677579
A few posters that seem out of place making b8 posts that seem based off of a superficial understanding of our community.

>>34677611
Normans have been posting here for a while, dude.

If you're rich, surgery.
Otherwise all you can do is accept reality, like most of us do.

>>34677577
all i want is to go on omegle with the cams and not get nexted or have girls say eww

>>34677546
Stay at home where people won't bully you for being ugly, unless you post your pics online. It's what i do.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/lookatmelelz

FO 3 GOTY please
Not a fake I have a few games bought.

>>34677529
please KSP
https://steamcommunity.com/id/crinklewag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5Thn61Cczg

I'll help you out.

Don't worry anon il take of her

alright, OP

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>>34677488
You're going to start with your local recruiting station, if your parents are cool with you or are service members talk to them, they may be ecstatic or they may be against it.

If they're against it go around them, fuck it, you're 18 right?

Now the next choice is the branches, I know Army most of course since I'm in it. But I've heard overall Navy and Air Force is easier for your initial basic training, but harder to get promoted in.

Either way, avoid Marines and Coast Guards, jarhead life is fucked up and the C.G. are the running gag of the whole service.

Once you get to the recruiter ask to take a practice ASVAB, this is the standardized test that chooses what jobs are available to you, have your high school or uni records on hand, they open up more options, and you'll at least need a High School Diploma or G.E.D.

Once you have an ASVAB either stick with it or retake and retake until you're in the 90s, this opens up the most options. There are books to help if your /dumbfeel/.

Now, once you're good, tell the recruiter you want a bit to research jobs, don't listen to him, he has ulterior motives and will try to put you in a job that he was told needs more strength.

Go back and look at all the jobs for the branch you went to, research and research until you find one for you. Really look into it, go to /k/ or fuck even /r/Mil, find out firsthand. All milfags will tell you exactly how shit their gig is if it is.

For Army, 68 series is a good choice, all Medical, all easy to translate to civilian sector, 68C mine is the nursing one, and you walk away with a license which is golden. Don't go Infantry, Special Forces, 68W (combat medic), 19D (Cavalry Scout) unless you don't give a fuck. Lord knows most robots wouldn't do well in firefights and actual combat.

In the next post I'll cover the difference between "Reserve" and "Active Duty", we're gonna omit National Guard for the sake of brevity.

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>>34677575
Okay, so Reserve is showing up to your assigned duty station (more than likely the closest one to your home) for 1 weekend out of the month.

You may not necessarily be doing your job, and for intents you're regarded as dorks by the Active Duty soldiers who get assigned to a random location after job school.

The benefit is you can usually get a pretty nice bonus for signing on as Reserve, I've seen upwards of 20,000 on my buddies contracts in Basic.

If you go Active you can be put most anywhere, from Korea like to me, to Germany, or in state like Washington, if you're unlucky you could end up in one of the worse parts of Texas or Kentucky.

Either way, really deeply consider this choice. Active is the real Mil experience, but Reservists CAN GET DEPLOYED AS WELL. Either way just work this one out on your own based on who you are.

Once you're done they'll send you to a facility, MEPS, to inprocess and take the tests for real, this is where you secure your job and get the first pseudo military experience. Your Recruiter will probably be real nice to you, in MEPS they start treating you like shit to prepare for Boot Camp. Just deal with it.

From there it's a countdown to Basic Training ... before we go there in the next post I'm gonna cover how to prepare for Basic, and what you should do physically before even seeing the recruiter ...

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>>34677632
So for the Navy, Air Force, and Army there is a "Physical Fitness Exam" or PT Test.

It consists of 3 events. 2 Minutes pushups, 2 Minutes Situps, and a 1.5 Mile run (2 mile for Army). For most Fatbots and Skinny Fats this will be your major hurdle.

Go to /fit/ read the stickies, start training. For running try and buildup to doing 3 miles without stopping. Continue doing this to build speed.

For pushups and situps do 2 minutes drills where you go until failure, stretch for 2 minutes, and then go for 1 minute 30 seconds, stretch and go for 1 minute, etc until you are only going for 15 seconds.

Practice proper form.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBTUaQy-toE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2-V0KIgof8

You don't want to be the guy in basic performing like garbage. Train until you can do 60 good pushups, 65 good situps, and run around 15 minutes.

You will look good to your Drill Instructor and will be better off overall. This is one of the biggest ways you are judged. Cut pounds if you need to, but don't fuck your muscle, you will need a decent back and shoulders to lug your gear.

You will have a 12 mile ruck march, don't worry, they prepare you for it. Ask for the ARMY BMI standards from your recruiter, ask him to tape you, wait until your BMI is good not just for recruiting, but for staying in, this will cost you extra hell later ...

Now that rough fitness layout has been covered, I will go over Basic Training and Job School ...

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>>34677436
>fucked the queen of Naboo
NO NORMALS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34677507
>implying Sheev didn't manipulate them to be together

C3PO is our guy:
>anxious
>often left behind/overlooked
>somewhat incompetent
>just a robot trying to live his life

forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68l-bFezK4U

>>34677399
>"I don't need a man, I just want one"
I feel like if men could genuinely adopt this view (and not the MGTOW thing, we all know that that is generally a glaring example of "look at what I say not what I do), a lot of the men on here would be much happier.

>>34677440
>"I don't need a man, I just want one"

This is the most vapid shit ever. It goes back to what she said about being bored when she's single. A guy would only serve to keep her from boredom.

>>34677287
>go outside
>notice it's 30 below outside
>turn 360 degrees and walk back in

it's january you aussie fuckface

Shirtless guys with muscles are ugly as fuck, kek. And this is coming from a girl. I like my slender pale qts, though.

>>34677278
Do you have humor sense? If you have then what kind of?

idk dude you seem like a dick

>>34677278
>How are you supposed to make friends?
Friends are a meme, empower yourself.