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Autistic shit you've done 2017-02-06 12:53:45 Post No.34678436
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Autistic shit you've done
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/cringe stories anyone? I'll go first
>be me 5 years ago
>14 years old with two step sisters
>oldest one is 19 currently out at college
>becoming sexually curious so i begin trekking down to her room and cumming in her panties and such
>one day want to try a submissive act
>find her big dildo
>thing was a good 9"-10"
>begin to lube my asshole and finger it to loosen it up
>try shoving one of her panties in there for kicks
>am currently fully decked out in her lingerie (she is a 38D cup)
>start riding the dildo slowly
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>begin speeding up
>decide to put some of her panties in my mouth to try and gag myself
>fit 3 whole panties in my mouth before gag reflexes kick in
>feel like im about to throw up so once again speed up on the dildo
>begins hurting
>feel some liquid running down the anus even though i didnt cum yet
>think it might be shit so i speed up so i can use the bathroom
>I hear some yelling outside her room
>sounds like step sisters voice
>oshit.jpg
>remember its her moms birthday
>she must have come over to surprise her mom
>begin feeling a demon awaken from my bowels
>gag reflex is still ongoing
>begin to feel like im about to ejaculate
>footsteps and keys getting upstairs
>InTheEnd.mp3
>suddenly i feel liquid shit jiggling around inside my anus alongside the dildo
>throw up and some of her panties fall out of my mouth dripping with my lunch
>anus explodes blowing shit all over the dildo and the floor
>crying from the pain
>door opens and whole family walks in on me dressed in lingerie and covered in shit, piss, cum, tears and vomit
>whole dildo is inside nuts and all
>family screams at me to get out
I got kicked out and havent seen them again. Haven't even contacted my dad since then
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This isn't autistic or cringe Anon.
This is just gay.
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>>34678436
You got kicked out of the house when you were 14? Your dad didnt even defend you or care to contact you? If this is true you have the shittiest "parents" ever. You should get revenge.
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Ten years on and I still world build from a shitty fantasy my friends and I made up when we were like 11-12
Think Star Wars meets Winnie the Pooh
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Tumblr memes infecting 4chan 2017-02-06 12:47:29 Post No.34678358
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Tumblr memes infecting 4chan
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2017-02-06 12:47:29
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Beware of memes like pic related. It's called "Jynx", and is a normie meme.
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>knife cat
>tumblr meme
You have to go back.
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>>34678358
What do you mean, anon?
Jynx is a good meme.. Plz dont hate
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Nope, it's a verified r9k meme..
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Whats the "safest" drug/medicine to OD on? I mean if it fails for some reason, it wont leave me a veggie or do some kind of irreversible damage. Does such thing even exist?
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its not the drug itself but the lack of oxygen to the brain when the heart shuts down. so viagra or something it'll make that shit explode apparently
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>>34678335
heroin or fentanyl or some other potent opiate is the way to go anon
dont od tho friendo :)
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Jumping off of a 200 ft building.
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>tfw no cute gf with a soft voice, who wants to do drugs with me sometimes
>tfw genetically superior to 90% of the world, but still spergy as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF9MUnkIlQc
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>genetically superior
wtf does that even mean
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>>34678880
>good face
>6'4 tall
>7.5'' dick
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>>34678996
Wew lad. That's a bad height, no wonder your genes don't get passed on. And you made no mention of the actual traits of superior genes such as intellect, so it's safe to assume you're in the bottom cast.
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What made you enter the anger phase?
And how did you go about improving yourself?
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I've always been in the anger phase. The ride never ends.
I don't give a shit about self-improvement, but its given me the confidence to put my own interests ahead.
>inb4 edgelord.
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I know the feels in the OP picture.
Girl in my flat always tells me that "one day [she'll] marry me", since I'm not a shit like the guys she normally brings home.
I legit think I could get laid on the semi-regular if I had more confidence, but that's just the thing.
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>>34678289
I'd tell this girl that I'm not hers to put on the shelf. Reject me when I want to move forward and I won't look back
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>tfw no gf (male) to fuck my tight little cunt and make me a mommy while filling my little belly with semen while we listen to nightcore
why live
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>>34678240
what a very unique feel
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>>34678240
yeah but you're male (male) so that's not really applicable
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Eh, Got a address? I'm dead ass enough to try just don't want to be a father
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pretty girls only care about loo.....
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>>34678230
>that girl
>pretty
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I'm kinda pretty and I fall in love with any guy who is nice and genuine. Too bad I'm not single, I wish I could clone myself and make lots of guys happy.
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>>34678235
huh? That girl is a solid 8/10. very pretty!
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> got an acquaintance in uni
> hoped that I can turn it into friendship
> he does not reply in normiebook
Just why? I wish I never born.
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>>34678178
What uni you go to anon?
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>>34678256
Warwick
I have no idea why this retardbot thinks its not original.
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>>34678178
If you go to my uni i will be friend.
Say hi and smile to people when you see them in the halls of your dorm (in a noncreepy way). People will start to think of you as that nice anon who alwayse says hi and will eventually initiate conversation. Thats how i did it with minimal social skills
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one year closer to the sweet release of death 2017-02-06 12:26:41 Post No.34678142
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one year closer to the sweet release of death
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2017-02-06 12:26:41
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>nobody congratulated me for my birthday today
>it's the third year in a row this happens
Why is life so cruel?
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Sorry anon, they probably didn't know. Maybe you come across as unfriendly, honestly people just don't know how to react to quiet people.
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Happy birthday famalm. I wish you lots of happiness for the year ahead. Do you have any dreams or goals you want to achieve?
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Sorry senpai, I know the feel all to well, but see
>>34678162
It's true
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If you could make one change.
>something in your looks
>a moment in your past
>something right now
What would it be?
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>>34678134
I want to be a virgin again
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>>34678134
I'd change the thing that drove me insane in my childhood which lead to robotdom today.
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I want to be brave enough to kill myself
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>hear of Intel's latest work
>see this
Anyone else feel actual fear from seeing this? The dawn of man is fucking coming.
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>>34677895
>America
gross
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How far can you see this from? I don't want a giant pepsi or McD in the sky all night creating sky pollution.
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The advent of self-driving cars is far more technically impressive and mind-blowing, IMO. In ten years there are going to be no human-driven taxis or trucks in the West.
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What's your pesonality type?
If one, for example is ESTP, how similar are they to an ISTP? Considering there is only 1 letter diffrence.
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>>34677894
ESTP here, have a disability that basically stops me from going full normie/
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ESTP is like full on chad banging bitches type
ISTP is more of the loner action hero type
>I drive
t. istp
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>>34677928
But its only 1 letter diffrence, shouldn't they be similar
How do you get up in the morning?
I can't
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>>34677893
I've been awake all night. Have to go somewhere in two hours and stay awake. Pretty much fucked myself.
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>>34677893
why? i have my reasons
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I want money
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>no girl will ever introduce you to her parents
>the mother will never look at you with adoring eyes and say you're so handsome
>the father with never say he's no happy a good man like you is marrying his daughter
>they will never give you a hug after the dinner and say, "welcome to the family anon"
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>>34677856
Anyone else scared about meeting a girl's parents?
>tfw you're afraid it will be like the movies, and they will instantly hate you
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>>34677856
Yeah but think about how the married man is missing out on neet life. Slaving away forevermore 2 care for his woman. Is it really worth it
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>>34677879
I'm more worried that i'm going to fuck up meeting the girl at first. I don't care what her parents think of me, just as long as my gf still loves me even though her parents dislike me.
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ITT:Use autocomplete till text limit and judge others 2017-02-06 11:58:15 Post No.34677845
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ITT:Use autocomplete till text limit and judge others
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20 times pressed after writing "I love"
I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and
20 times pressed after writing "I hate"
I hate to be a part of the world and the world of the world and the world of the world and the
that was mildly interesting
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