I WAS LISTENING TO LOUD JAP MUSIC ON THE TRAIN AND DIDN'T REALIZE MY HEADPHONE JACK WAS BROKEN AND IT WAS PLAYING OUT OF MY SPEAKERS AND MY HEADPHONES UNTIL THE WHOLE TRAIN WAS STARING AT ME
post the music you muffin.
>>34679423
post the fucking song you were listening to faggot
>>34679423
Why did you not jumped off the train and died?
"Anon, before we do this, I should tell you that I'm still a virgin, so please be gentle."
yeah yeah okay can we play some Age of Empires now?
>>34679382
Don't worry I`m virgin too.
Also don't forget to wear a condom please, I don't want to get any STD on my first time.
>>34679440
>telling HER to wear a condom
>because you don't want to get an STD, even though you're both virgins
Who /mischievous/ here?
I never wear a shirt or bra under my hoodie.
>>34679340
That's not /mischievous/
that's /lewd/
>>34679340
similar thing with me, i don't wear bras, mostly because im a guy
>>34679340
I intentionally unplug shit in places i go
very /mischievous/
Britfeel - Porn and trannies and waifus edition
Fucking hell daytime TV is depressing. The amount of funeral plans and mode insurance adverts I've watched. Went for a walk before and the only people around were old people. 23 but its the winter of my life lads.
Cats just pooed on my carpet and I just stood on it. Thought I was at rock bottom but it just keeps getting worse
Might stick my lava lamp up my bum and see what happens
Any other oldfags here feel bad about "Missing the boat" and didn't go to college
>>34679287
Sort of. I don't have any career fields that interest me though so I have no idea what I would go to college for, but I still feel I missed a decent chance at financial success.
>>34679287
Yeah i dropped out of school when i was 16 due to anxiety and depression, Never got to do the shit everyone else did. Now i stay at home and dont do anything, Turning 26 this year has brought a new level of fear into my life
I have a generic degree but feel I missed out
I spent most of my times in my room and having anxiety
if you cut out the ass on this picture and just zoomed in on the pussy could you masturbate to just the pussy
i couldnt. i do not find pussy attractive on its own
>>34679286
she looks cold
you mean to tell me people find this arousing.... i believe you
I can bet you're <25.
I know for some reason I thought vaginas looked disgusting until about 25. Then something switched and I find them sexy.
Late bloomer I guess, but I could never understand the fascination other males had with them until very late in life.
Daily reminder that Nuka World Raiders are the only faction worth siding with.
>BoS = /pol/-tier autists with power armor
>Institute are basement-dwelling perma-virgins who think Robot Waifus are the future
>Railroad are SJW pussies who want to Free The Robot Waifus
>Minutemen are a fucking joke, can't do anything without having their hand held the whole way. Total wimps.
>>34679244
>Institute are basement-dwelling perma-virgins who think Robot Waifus are the future
Sounds like the best faction to me
>>34679244
>he plays any nu-Fallout except of New Vegas
just kill yourself underage, just do it
>>34679588
>Obsidian drone
kys
>1 month on NoPorn
>1 week on NoFap
I-I think I'm making it, bros
fell for the nofap meme
originalooo
>>34679574
> He fell for the porn meme
Enjoy your shrunken testicle's & low T you girlish faggot.
Any waiters work here?
Why the fuck do they put lemon on the edge of almost every drink except lemonade
this has been bothering me
>>34679226
Because lemonade already has lemon in it i suppose.
Thats just a guess though, here you just ask for it like any normal person.
>t.waiter
>>34679226
Because lemon is a repellent for homosexuals, and generally makes them instinctually ask WHY
>>34679292
i kek'd>You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>tfw you spend all your life inside your ROOM while looking at a SCREEN while CHAD is out there living LIFE with qt GIRLS
It doesnt matter, we both die in the end
>>34679255
Can't die if you're already dead. A robot's 'life' is just a dead man walking.
i wasn't born rich i lost by default
>hook up with a girl ONCE
>she has been texting me every day nonstop
Th-this tsundere shit is n-no joke
She went from offering sex to pretending her safety was threatened..
Now she's trying food.
Bitches are TRIPPING
>>34679192
Idk man cum on her face lmao
>tfw not a virgin anymore
>>34679162
Then you should leave.
ori
>>34679162
Congratulations anon, how old are you, wanna greentext it?
I'm also a non-virgin.
>>34679346
I'm 21
Nothing much to say, It was a one night stand with a foreign girl from a bar
I would never manage to do it with a local, but tourists who come here are wild even when its not summer. I'm from Montenegro
what about you anon?
whats the opposite of a manic pixie dream girl?
>>34679138
ive seen that joke on tumblr already 3 years ago
>>34679138
>>34679145
what's the joke? bblox
Brody from The Distillers
Guys i need some advice
I have a femanon friend who is depress lately this winter.
She got dump by a chad last year during autumn, then she lose her job this year.
She's really sad and don't want to do anything, she isn't even answering my message anymore when i'm concern about her.
What should i do? I don't know how to help her coz i got a job and never have a gf (so i never got dumped)
>Also i'm in love with her but i'm a beta
not your problem
laugh that a roastie got btfo
>360
>walk away
theres an oportunity anon, shes miserable and she needs attention, so what your going to do is you are going to ignore her untill she realize she needs you.
btw i have no idea if its gonna work but it seems like a good plan...
>>34679179
I'm his friend and she's my only femanon friend.
>>34679254
So you mean i should stop giving her attention and stop talking to her and wait until she search for me?
I tried it for 2 weeks but i failed (my fault) should i wait more?
I miss the times when we chat a lot and sometimes going out sometimes "as friends"
I was a bit happy when the chad dump her and i said to myself now is my chance and i feel horrible after that
Have you ever met an African American that doesn't speak with an ebonics accent, a New Yorker accent, or a lazy southerner accent?
>>34679109
Yeah, a bunch that speak Jamaican Patois, Spanish, and that midwestern accent.
Yes, many have a Jamaican accent. It's quite musical. I like how they say words such as vegetable. They pronounce each e.
I live in Canada so none of the few I've met talk like that