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Need Partner 2017-02-06 05:40:45 Post No.34681820
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Need Partner Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:40:45 Post No. 34681820 [Report] [View this topic]

Ok, guys... i don't even care, i just want a partner
I'm a straight guy, but i could be a female(male), up to you...
I don't care if it is bf or gf, even tho i would prefer gf even gf(male)...
The main content is exchanging pics, saying cute stuff. I'm in for cuddles, not lewd.
Pic Related.
kik: Anonyy11

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Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:42:26 Post No.34681842
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>>34681820
Would you lock your shemeat in a cage?

Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:43:30 Post No.34681854
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>>34681820
Also how the fuck are straight if you want to fuck a dudes ass or put on a dress and get fucked and sucking cock?

Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:44:36 Post No.34681869
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Would you be fine with an average bf?
I wanna be qt though, and I'm definitely fem acting

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:36:32 Post No. 34681759 [Report] [View this topic]

Is /r9k/ californian?
>Californians always think of sex
>Or think of death

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Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:43:05 Post No.34681849
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>>34681759
Californians are liberal fags

Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:48:50 Post No.34681934
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Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:48:50 Post No.34681934 [Report]

https://youtu.be/N-aK6JnyFmk

WEEEELLLL III GOOOT DOWN ON MY KNEEES!

Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:49:31 Post No.34681940
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>>34681849
Thats true, it makes it worse when you hate hillary with every fiber of your being and can't pay the 20k a month rent for a shared bachelor apartment with a community bathroom and no shower
Feelsbadman

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2017-02-06 05:34:20 Post No.34681731
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Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:34:20 Post No. 34681731 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw I go to the library and see manlets looking for this to get a book from the top shelf when I just have to look the book I need and grab it

Damn it feels good to be tall, now I see why girls like tall guys

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Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:36:09 Post No.34681753
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>>34681731
>tfw I go to the library

Stopped reading there tbqh famalam

Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:37:14 Post No.34681768
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>>34681731
>I see why girls like tall guys
Because you are literally a tool to them?

Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:37:16 Post No.34681770
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>>34681731
Those actually look like pretty short shelves. How tall are you?

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2017-02-06 05:33:51 Post No.34681722
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Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:33:51 Post No. 34681722 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw you realized dick size actually doesn't matter

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Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:35:28 Post No.34681750
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>tfw you realized nothing actually matters

Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:37:16 Post No.34681771
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>7 inch penis
>can't get an erection to a childhood injury
sure there's a surgery to artificially pump your penis but I'd rather die a virgin t b h.

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>>34681722
>dick size actually doesn't matter
It does. The sooner you accept that, the better.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:26:24 Post No. 34681625 [Report] [View this topic]

a girl talked to me in spanish class and i started crying

please kill me

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Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:32:48 Post No.34681710
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Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:32:48 Post No.34681710 [Report]

Can u please elaborate? Maybe in the greentext format?

Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:35:12 Post No.34681746
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>>34681710
theres nothing really to it. a qt latina in my class asked me for 0.5mm lead and its the first human interaction i had since i saw my friend in winter break

i kinda like her, but i dont have pictures soz

Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:37:15 Post No.34681769
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>>34681746
Just come up to her, say that you're sorry and you've got some hard times, and change the topic. Maybe she'll sympathize with you

Anonymous
2017-02-06 05:26:08 Post No.34681620
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Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:26:08 Post No. 34681620 [Report] [View this topic]

Todays my birthday robots. Im 20 now. My only wish is to have a robot bf.

P-pls?

Also /faggen/

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Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:29:07 Post No.34681664
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>>34681620
are you a fembot?

origidalimo

Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:33:00 Post No.34681712
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>>34681620
I'll be your bf
Post something like an email I can contact you at

Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:38:04 Post No.34681782
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>>34681620
Are you still in thread?
Happy birthday

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2017-02-06 05:22:01 Post No.34681571
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Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:22:01 Post No. 34681571 [Report] [View this topic]

so tell me /r9k/. why are you here? how did you become a robot? was there something you could have done to prevent it? do you still have a chance?

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Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:26:12 Post No.34681623
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Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:26:12 Post No.34681623 [Report]

I am here because this board is finally not just feels anymore, left when the bot died and this became advice 2.0. It's starting to become what it was again, and it was the best board on 4chan.

Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:30:22 Post No.34681681
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>>34681623
Come on man you don't love the endless trap threads and steamfeels?

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Where else would I be? I can only be here right now. It was destined to be

Anonymous
Desktop thread 2017-02-06 05:21:54 Post No.34681567
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Desktop thread Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:21:54 Post No. 34681567 [Report] [View this topic]

No bully edition
Let's see them, robots
r8 and have fun

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Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:26:26 Post No.34681628
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>>34681567
It's terrible.

Ravioli

Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:27:22 Post No.34681638
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>>34681567
Why did you choose Mint? Not judging.

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yeah I cleaned it who gives a shit

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2017-02-06 05:20:06 Post No.34681543
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Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:20:06 Post No. 34681543 [Report] [View this topic]

What are you doing on valentines day? Do you pretend like you're doing something on that day?

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Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:21:53 Post No.34681566
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>>34681543
I'm going to visit /r9k/ and stew with the rest of my robo companions.

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I'm just gonna chill with my anime waifu.

Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:24:20 Post No.34681598
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>>34681574
>waifu
Fucking homo

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Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:16:18 Post No. 34681495 [Report] [View this topic]

Wakey wakey wagecuck
It's time to get in your car, commute for an hour, work hard, get a short lunch break, get back to work, drive home for an hour and then do the same until friday night
But it doesn't matter as long as you get the 1% of your work that doesn't go to your bosses pocket right? Surely this'll be the paycheck you hit it big, maybe you win the lottery, maybe you get a raise, maybe you put a bit in savings
Ten years from now you'll be working the same dead end job, wasting away
Poor poor wagey

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Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:19:09 Post No.34681524
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>>34681495
For the 1000th time, i'm a househusband!

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>>34681524
>he fell for the marriage meme
Just wait until your wife kicks you out and demands money

Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:20:35 Post No.34681547
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>he thinks wagecucks get even 1%

lol

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Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:16:13 Post No. 34681492 [Report] [View this topic]

>money is no longer physical

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>>34681492

>tfw you take loads of money under the table and the bank is fussy as fuck with large deposits so you end up having to buy all sorts of shit from private ads and eat at McDonalds every day

Anonymous 2017-02-06 05:33:42 Post No.34681720
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