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>>34682413
Shit smells bad

>>34682413
anything else than vaginal sex is degenerate
but you may choose to be degenerate
>tfw you can't choose to have a gf

>>34682413
>is ass eating degenerate
Of course, most fun things are degenerate desu

>>34682316
Eh, those are kind of gross imo

>>34682316
because they are originally cute

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>>34682342
>gross

That's what makes it addicting

Haha this movie is so ridiculous!!! XD

Lolololol

How can ANYBODY still be a virgin aged over 18

HILARIOUS

>>34682331
Hahaha ikr. So sad! haha

Probably the second strangest thing I've ever written, but I'm working on a piece of erotica for my girlfriend for Valentine's Day that basically expands the "plot" of a roleplay we do.

I'm having a hard time with it though. It's kinda awkward? I dunno.

I finished and epublished a short story about a livestream

>>34682672
Where at, anon? Amazon?

>>34682274
same but brit bong and you would find army here better off on pol or k too many faggot beta males i only come here to laugh and shitpost

>>34682274
n-no one?

really?

>>34682359
I'm a minority, so /pol/ will not take kindly to me I think.

Being a real boy

>>34682272
Being tall

Originamundo

MANLETS!
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WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!

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>>34682181
is that a fucking knife? you're going to carve out your asshole before getting that orgasm
>goodluck

>>34682251
No no, I taped it and I`m using the handle, you moron. Also, a bit of blood never killed anybody, amirite?

>>34682419
what a retard, enjoy cutting your hand retard

what was the jokke

>>34682164
she glanced in my general direction today

things are getting pretty serious

>>34682164
She sat in the same room I was sitting in.

She's basically pregnant now.

what the fuck is that? is that a real thing?

>>34682102
it's a bigger big mac, I just had one thanks to mother. It's pretty good and the size a normal big mac should be

>>34682093
>McDonalds shill thread
LMAO take your ass mc muffin elsewhere fag
the only true robot food is Burger King

>>34682078
Why is everyone on this board so confused?

Because North Carolina is a faggot state with nothing feminine in it.

Hate this fucking hick land so much. At least Cali had girls. There aint a fucking thing out here.

>>34682111
because north carolina doesn't let trannies pee
we are all on spiro and have to pee all the time so we all neets

>working a dead-end wagecuck job at a fast food place
>obviously dont want to work here forever but i dont know what to do for career
>scared

This is a bad feeling bros. Things arent looking up

>>34682109
You can be happy wageslaving if you have friends and girls, probably.

>>34682187
I would definitely be happier but I think I would still be overall unhappy. Ive realized that my sense of happiness isnt having friends or gf, but having "fulfillment" in that Im doing something important and enjoyable during my day to day life. At least for now that's my goal

>>34681937
It's illegal and you may go into prison.
It's kinda funny when robots start talking about beating others and stuff, I can't imagine any of you ever having the balls to punch another person

>>34681937
I can't

originaolirolliepollieollie

>>34681937
Because it's your own fault you hate them. Stop being an insecure faggot.

dat forearm tho

>>34681908
Ok where u qt cutie

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NHK is shit tho gtfo

>>34681885
https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom

We're currently voting on what to watch, get comfy.

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>>34681885
one more bump won't hurt while we're waiting

the people fucking suck

We're watching Lord of War, come join

>>34681870
any topic you want? why

>>34681959
i have no idea desu its a 1credit class

>>34682032
just pick something you lkke