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I'm thinking about buying some mushroom spores and growing them. My only concern is having a bad trip. I have mild anxiety and have had some pretty bad trips from marijuana. I think it was mainly due to me being a light weight and everyone smoking lab grown shit.

Do any of you robots have experience with psychedelics. Particularly those with anxiety issues.
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>>34683005
the only way you can have a bad trip is if you have some intense shit like schizophrenia or ptsd.
There really isn't any "bad trips"
you make your own trip.
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other's experiences really won't mean much to you, you will probably differ from them and their trips.

I have anxiety so bad I am unable to look at people I am not familiar with, and even then it's only for brief seconds. I've done acid and shrooms many times, smoke weed daily. I've had lots of shitty times with weed, vomiting, feeling way to anxious to the point I shack like a mother fucker, and all kinds of other bad shit happen. Yet on psychs I've yet to have a bad time. The worse thing that's happened is just being a little disappointed I didn't have any revaluations while on them, but hey, that's just a dumb idea to begin with that I probably got from media.
so maybe you'll be good, maybe you won't. I honestly don't even know what a bad trip is.
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>>34683005
Had my first shrooms this weekend , made a tea and had a magical experience

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Haiiiiiiii~

You need to die anon! You laugh at other peoples' misery! You don't deserve to live :3

It's okayyyyyy, when you're dead the world you hate so much will be a little better ^_^

Pls kys anon, it's making me sad that ur still alive ;_; you want me to be happy, don't u?
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>>34682980
>Pls kys anon, it's making me sad that ur still alive ;_; you want me to be happy, don't u?
Yes I do. Sorry, I'll kill myself now. I'm sorry.
tfw this made me hard
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>>34682980
Now do one that doesn't imply I hate people
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You're absolutely right.

I'll lay in the floor and then you can kick me to death with those boots of yours.

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Why are men attracted to this?
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>>34682931
Define 'this'. A girl? A young girl? A young attractive girl? A young attractive Asian girl?

Define 'men'. All men? Asian men? White men? Old men?
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>>34682931
>cute
>young
>petite body
>asian
how can you not be attracted to her?
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smely pusy

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Has anyone gotten a little drunk before going to class? (uni)

I'm a pretty quiet guy regularly but get pretty alpha after a couple drinks and I thought it might be interesting to get tipsy before class. I'm not talking really drunk or anything, just something to loosen me up. I can see how this might go bad though.
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Why not directly a line of coke?
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>>34682921
i would if I could get my hands on some
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When i was a freshman in hs, I went to the local store for lunch and stole some hard lemonade (about 24 ounces of it) I drank the entire thing before my computer programming class.

It was bretty gud. Never got caught

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Do you believe you have a purpose in this life?
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>>34682815
to suck all robot cocks
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>>34682815
But anon, nobody has a purpose. We find and develop our own purpose.
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>>34682834
Thanks for the shitpost, do you have anything to add?

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Anyone else feels like they're looking in the face of the world as we know it ending soon?

Years of tensions reaching a peak in the Asia Pacific with war looking inevitable. Euro Peein's divided and at each other's throats with a break up of the EU on the horizon. Probably the biggest political divide I've ever seen in America is happening too. World is terrorism AF.

Meanwhile watching while barely living going from entry level job to entry level job and just waiting for the shit to hit the fan.
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Not if you look at history. The world has been in considerably worse states before, and managed to pull through. Both world wars, the entire Cold War and the Cuban missile crisis for example.

You feel like the world is ending because of the constant bombardment of events through social media, something that's never happened before. Society is changing, not ending.
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>>34682934
True, I have a nagging voice that I'm letting the news get to me too much. There's so much pushing of the world ending because of Trump or whatever.
South China Sea I worry about a lot with my sister living in Japan. She can GTFO and come back here with her azn husband if she needs to though.
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>>34682798
No, the world will end when the populations keep rising but the oil runs out, which will happen soon hopefully.
Then we'll see a full collapse of society and mass starvation.
Normies btfo.

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REEEEEEEE I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY FSFSFSFSFSFS
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uuuuhm story time?

organilel
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aha angry le pepe memes are so funny and organic
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what's on your mind champ?

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>tfw no bf who's into cuckoldry
Why is it so hard to find the right guy, /r9k/?
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BRABRABR
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>tfw one of my boyfriends got mad because i got creampie'd by a homeless vietnam vet , it's my way of giving back to the troops
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>>34682750
you getting cucked or him

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>Be 18yr old in community college
>Qt that lives a bit far wants me, of all people to go to her prom
>Flattered, although I didn't even want to attend my prom, but have to turn her down
>Her response was something like "I'm literally about to break everything anon."

What did she mean by this? Should I be concerned?
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>>34682725
Lol she's angry because you're a fucking retard.
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>>34682743
What would make me a retard? Because I didn't want to go to my prom? Why would I attend something at a place I overall disliked?
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go have sex with her you mook

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How would a roastie react to this?
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>>34682692
Have you tried print these out and handing them out to real college aged girls?
Memes are mainstream now, they'll find it quirky.
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>>34682692
Try this one instead OP, it's garanteed to work.
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>>34682692
>haha
>blocks you
>screen caps wiht emojis and le creep
>everyone makes fun of you

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Well, there it is. You were right as always /r9k/.

>be 27 years old
>KHHV
>well-paying job in IT
>female colleague suddenly talks to me all the time
>she's only being nice though
>asks if I'm going for drinks that some people have organized via email
>say sure
>turn up at a bar nearby
>music is really loud and I feel like leaving immediately
>co-workers are shouting and acting like normies
>female co-worker introduces me to her friend
>she's 25
>three of us take a seat on a sofa at a table near the back of the room
>coworker soon leaves
>I get drunk and this girl does too
>eventually female coworker returns and says we look cute
>takes our picture
>tells us to make out already
>we make out when she leaves again
>this girl texts me all the time
>she's attractive but not cute, but I fall for her hard
>text all the time
>end up going to movies together etc
>end up pretty much dating
>tell my mom and she is over the moon
>she moves in with me since I have my own studio apartment (renting)
>talking one night
>Hannah starts talking at length about her time in drama school one night
>talks about her ex
>they dated for three years
>he unironically beat her, cheated on her, mocked her for being poorer than him
>she tells me he'll always be "the one"
>feel disgruntled but don't say anything
>look him up and he's a wealthy, piano-playing, "actor" though doesn't seem to get much work
>cuddle in bed as always (we don't have sex)
>end up booking a holiday as a surprise for valentines day
>told her today to make sure she has the week free
>"Anon, we need to talk"
>tells me she "bumped into" her ex and that they've decided to give it a second chance
>tells me I'm a great guy it's just she'll never get over him
>probably have to cancel this fucking holiday now

Fucking SUCKS man. SUCKS. There is NO FUCKING WAY I will date anyone ever again. I'm fucking past it.
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love is such a shitty meme. women are not the fairer sex all innocent and fragile.

white people are retarded for proliferating this shit
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learn how to read minds, pussy
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>>34682662
fuck anon, well you should have seen it before
>trsuting woman

When did the whole sjw movement start in your opinion anons? And where is it going? I would like to see it burn personally
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elevator gate/ gamer gate.
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>>34682622
Around 2003 when people realized the Iraq War was a war and people die in wars. I know, shocking stuff.
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>>34682622
remember 2012 when the maia calendar bullshit said the world was going to end?
well, that's it
the world ended there, sjw plague had already taken over the world and from there on it just blasted in intensity

this is hell we're living, lads.

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Hey, republicans, how was that "satanic" halftime show last night?
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Lady Gaga being on the stage at all is satanic.
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Bumping until republicans give me an answer.
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>a leftist didn't sperg out like they usually do given the opportunity
>y-you're b-btfo hahaha

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Got in my first own apartment today, after living with my parents for 24 years.

Feels so weird to now be really alone, I was alone even before living in my small room, but now no one is with me, it's a weird feeling. 3rd day now, the first night felt so weird, I now can't go back to my safezone, my childhood is now over. The weird thing is I'm cleaning my whole apartment day for day, doing my dishes, washing my clothes, the whole thing. Back at my parents house I just let everything rot, maybe it's just for the first days. The money is tight, after my calculations and all my spendings (food,washing stuff, etc) I have about 200 bucks left for going out, I'm a lonely robot so I probably will spend them on vidya or alcohol.


Can you still remember your first days in your own apartment? Share them
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>>34682492
Congrats anon, welcome to the moving out club.

I moved out at 20; my mother got into buying properties and I'd got sick of living with her and her boyfriend so I made the obvious choice.

My first days alone were pretty much just like yours to be honest. I barely did chores at home but then I became somewhat of a clean freak. It wasn't really difficult leaving my mum either really. When I had just finished moving all my shit in and she was about to go back home to leave me alone for the first time, she started the waterworks and hugged me for like 5 minutes. It sounds really bad but I honestly felt nothing. I just let her do her thing and then when she walked out I just started cleaning up and putting shit away like nothing happened. I expected to be a bit emotional myself but I really did feel nothing.

Give it a week and the good feels will kick in. You'll realise that you can now do whatever the fuck you want. Eat and drink what you want, sleep whenever, get naked and fap whenever, talk to yourself, play music, throw rubbish wherever, buy things online without worrying about someone else answering the door and opening your package, not bother hiding your internet history, have people round or don't have people round, get drunk, get high. It's fucking brilliant.

But yeah you do need a fairly decent job to survive though. Failing that, government gibs or the bank of mum and dad.
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Good 4 u anon. Moving out is the first step to adulthood

Idk much myself because I'm only in college
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Robots who moved out, what was it like to leave your comfy safe childhood bedroom?

How long did it take before your new apartment started feeling like your true home? Does it ever?

The Greeks knew women were sexually-promiscuous, manipulative, childlike hedonists who complimented men as companions, not competed with them as equals. Men all around the world and all throughout history have independently come to that conclusion since the beginning of time, but only in the past few decades did we stray from that knowledge. Now women aren't happy, men aren't happy, and western civilization is on the verge of collapse because women, unchecked and allowed to run wild with no restraints, ruin everything. How do we Make Women Great Again, robots? Is it even possible to go back, or have they been forever spoiled by prostitution apps, narcissism, entitlement, and 24/7 male attention and validation?
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>>34682435
Let shit collapse, let women learn how helpess and worthless they are on their own, then build a new society that repeats the same cycle.
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actually.. womens were guardians of the oikos.

and very faithful to their husbands, who took an active role in law and politics.

unlike you


women were active + great goddesses of households
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why are you namedropping greeks as if you're comparable? what do you represent?

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