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Guess who got a job lads
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>>34683369
congrats anon i'm very proud of you
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>>34683416
Thanks. This will be my first job and I'm 23. I will finally stop being a NEET. We're all gonna make it bros
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>>34683369
it wont last okokokokok

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debate me

You will lose
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I have never lost a debate in my life.
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>>34683336
traps are gay prove me wrong
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>>34683351
You just lost today

Next

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Can anyone please, please, PLEASE tell me where normies get off on calling a mediocre pop singer who doesn't even write her songs their queen and treating her like a goddess? I understand liking her as a pop idol or whatever, but it's getting cultish
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nobody gives a fuck

same with kanye trump or any idol now fuck off
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>>34683273
celeb culture is fucking creepy
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>>34683273
Rolling to curse her twins with autism dubs. Check em

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I'm going to test what happens when I drink 2 beers. I've been taking antabuse for about a month now.
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>>34683218
What's antabuse ? And why is it fangerous to take beers while on it ?
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>>34683553
I think it's something they give to alcoholics to make them super sensitive to alcohol
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Have fun vomiting, OP.

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My mother is giving birth right now, and I'm just waiting for the notice in my room. AMA
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I wanna see.
Post pics.
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>>34683156
Iam in my room, cannot see anything.
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>>34683143
What are the chances your new sibling has autism based on how late your mom is giving birth?

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That' low. Origami
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The guys who shot up columbine were fucking sexy. Id suck those psycho cocks like the little filthy whore I am.
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>>34683146
Klebold looks like a dirty jew.
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>>34683124
You forgot elliot you fucking pleb

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How does one seduce a beta ?
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first step: mount to establish dominance
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>can't get Chad

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>34683128
lololololololololol

OP was defeated by Stacy

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>5'8 manlet
>Racemixed abomination
>living in the cancerous society of Southern California
>skinny ass chest


Those are just a few I can think of
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He thought that he was ENTITLED to obtain sexual pleasure from women just because of the opinion he had of himself. He believed that, if women didn't gave him what he wanted, he could do whatever he pleased with them, as his desires were more inportant than their freedom.
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a comedic level of unself-awareness
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>>34683710
Basically this, and thinking the world is a disney movie. If he went downtown 25 times, and approached party chicks, 100% he would have gotten at least one, maybe more if he flashed the bmwer keys. The guy just didnt want to put any effort in at all.

I was pretty unattractive as a teen girl and never ever eveeeeer got got on or was shown any consideration from men at all
Then I guess puberty finally settled down at 18 and I stared getting hit on once a week. I'm still a Virgin at 22 though. Because of my outcast childhood, I'm extremely angry about how looks dictate how men feel about women. I'm also fucking nuts.
Anyway be nice to ugly people guys.
I could be giving you jerks pity sex because of empathy but nah.
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>>34683104
Please give me pity sex, I'll be nice to you
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>I
>I
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>My
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>I'm
>I

Fuck off roastie. Nobody cares. You have no power here.
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>>34683131
It's too late ! Now I guard my virginity like gold.. ugly men were meaner desu

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OR had your sister/GF BLACKED?
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>>34683101
>tfw oneitis got BLACKED

I still miss her, every single day.
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>>34683101
I am black and havr fucked many white daughters just to piss off the father. But it turns out it doesnt work because they welcome me into the famiky and shit gets awkward.
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>>34683101
Not yet, still transitioning, once I get FFS and implants I will try and check how it feels.

Ok, lads, one more important question. How does one stay a kissless virgin until 25 and didn't commit suicide?
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>>34683092

It's a struggle. Then at 27 I fucked a few prostitutes. Now I don't really care about women anymore, or anything really.
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>>34683169
From 16-17 to 27 you suffered 10 fucking years. How dont you kill yourself?
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>>34683189
Not >>34683169 but wizzard powers should be apealling enough.

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I made an r9k-9001 server for people to join and chat i am lonley and would love people to chat with at the moment i have two hours before i have to go and wageslave so i figured i would pass the time by chatting with some of you.
https://discord.gg/N7d9B
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here is a link that never expires : https://discord.gg/znfWyJw
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It's an empty server but it's comfy
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get in here niggers i need more people

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> "What you said, white boy? Race mixing is what now?"

what did you say
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>>34683035
I said "Race mixing is something every white man should do".
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>>34683035
Even if I am not against race mixing threads like these make me want to say I am just to piss off dumbfags like you who make shitty threads like this fucking shit

Oh leeeel attractives wiminz lol change teh opinnion right away because teh epin boobies and butt lelelelele

fuck off
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Is that supposed to be attractive.

This was not an original comment.

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>Woo! Fuck yeah buddy race war buddy! Can't wait to beat the fuck out of these ni-
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>>34683026
Doesn't that just remind you of an animal attack? Black people have low inhibition, why on Earth would anyone want to live next to them?
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>>34683026
Harambe was shot for less than that.
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>40 vs 2

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Lately Masturbation is not pleasant as it used to be .
It became more like a ritual I do twice a day to alleviate stress. What can I do ?
I can't buy myself any onaholes beacuse I live with my parents . Would stop masturbating for some days make it less boring ?
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>>34683010
I get not buying a sex doll, bc you live with your parents. But how does living with them effect having a fleshlight or onahole?
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>>34683033
I have to ask them for money and , depending on the amount, justify how I 'm gonna spend them.
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>>34683117
What's the most you can ask for without bringing any suspicion?

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