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the weather is beautiful, everyone loves beautiful weather.

>>34683933
Beautiful dubs OP

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this picture is beautiful in a brutal sort of way I guess

what did you order, anon? im just fat and curious.

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>go to mcdonalds
>guy at the window was a nice guy
>accidentally dropped my change
>climbed out of the window to get it for me
>feel like I met a truly nice dude
>look at my change
>he thought I gave him a 20, but I actually gave him a ten
>basically gave me a free meal and 3 dollars by mistake
>I just drive away knowing full well that he was gonna get in trouble when they count the money at the end of the day
I'M SORRY

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>how the fuck am I supposed to know you have to drive up to the next window to get the food?
Was it your first time or something?

no one in particular

postmodern "artists" who think their art is "deep"

awareness, sensation, intelligence, biological life.

steamfeels
traps in general
smug straight-edge people
drug abusers

That's about it!

Oh and also my dad

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driving alone without any reason is quite an experience

too bad i dont have a car.

>supercars

I will never get this meme. You will never race or do shit with it in your daily commute.

Just buy an eco car or honda

>>34683850
>>tfw ywn have enough money for a Ferrari Testarossa
Why not?

pre-tinder pre-facebook society

by being a drama character

this was so long ago holy shit. I remember I really liked the op song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd4xCvGW2Nw

Shit advice. Do these things:
>Don't touch your face. Ever.
>Wash your hands. A lot.
>Wash your face at least once a day.
>Go outside and get some sunshine as much as you can. The sun helps with clear skin.

Do this
>>34683819 and get yourself some proper acne gel, use it for a few months and if it doesn't work get on proper anti-acne medication.

>>34683819
>Don't touch your face. Ever.
Yeah, I stopped doing that recently and it got a little better. The other ones I already do.

>>34683845
>proper acne gel, use it for a few months and if it doesn't work get on proper anti-acne medication.
I'm currently using benzoyl peroxide (which doesn't seem to work) and the doc won't give me any harder medication because he said my acne is not that bad.

>>34683764
ruins my day t bh

>>34683764
> wake up
> have to wageslave
>after wageslave must do uni coruses online
why are you bitching ?

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>>34683764
>open up /r9k/
>post this thread
>remember that there are women browsing this board RIGHT NOW

>>34683617
Do you realize how much sex costs? It costs a looooooot. (And it's illegal)

I have only about $5 in my possession. Where do you get hookers that cheap?

>>34683617
Because sex is meaningless to them so it wouldn't make me happy whatsoever.

>>34683666
Kek Satan being Satan

or you could just http://lmgtfy.com/?q=studio

>audiophile
>coax cables at least 10x longer than they need to be

i'd rather plug an amp into an actual instrument than a set of headphones.

>another normie thread
Sage and move on, people.

>>34683614
>going to college means being a normie
Fuck off. As much as I wanted to be a neet, I can't afford living if I don't work or go to college and, unlike you, I have no one to pay for my needs.

>>34683637
>I has no one to pay for needs!
If that were true, you wouldn't be able to afford college, like a real robot. GTFO.

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i'm a heavy equipment operator

there's people around but people stay out of your way, machines are loud and construction foremen like to see shit get done so you don't really have to interact with people much besides hand gestures

pays good too

>>34683485
But what if I'm too much of a sperg to operate that stuff

>>34683448
Mturk google it, takes maybe 3k hits and a few months to get your masters, next do all the test for transcribing, then hour long audio make 30 bucks after you transcribe it BUT to get those hits 99% satisfaction on all other hits, I do this and make enough to be a productive NEET

convince my father you aren't subhuman monkey man
which will be hard. for most of my life I've had to listen to him complain about the blacks he works with
dumb nigger this, dumb nigger that

odds are he would never be okay with me dating a black boy unless he was very civilized.

>>34683458
so you're saying there's no chance?

>be 6 foot+ white male
congrats, you apply for a brown gf. Have your pick of the litter.

>>34683407
>Why do women value sex so much?

Why do robots value sex so much? On any given day something like 90% of the threads made are about it. Robots obsess over sex more than any other group of people I've ever seen.

>>34683407
>Why do women value sex so much?
literally all they have to offer. that and the social status of having a gf/wife.

buckle up boys, redpillers incoming

Also if I had to point on what I could blame this on. I would say two things. First I was never brave enough to ask my first love out. (I was in love with her since primary, and we went to the same schools so...). Another thing is that my father got cucked multiple times.. by different males. I'm not even sure if he is my father tho as the firstborn I guess I can kinda be (mom whoring started after my young brother was born iirc). Anyone having a similar background?

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sounds like you're gonna give me therapy with cuck shit

no thanks senpai

step 1 is don't be a faggot

step 1 is a lot easier if you brainwash yourself into being a nazi instead of a queer, but then you're a fucking nazi.

put your dick away

>>34683479
>you're a fucking nazi.

no, im not. it was the only suicide.png picture like I had if thats what you are pointing at.

>into being a nazi instead of a queer
>queer

well speaking of which I also beat off to traps but i think its norma so no problem here really.

it's way harder to be a good friend than a meat rubber

>>34683376
>thinking tinder is nothing else than a meat market for women to pick-a-cock
>Thinking you stand any kind of chance unless you're 9/10 or higher, toned, rich and with a nigger sized cock

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>>34683376
i spent like 2 days on tinder and swiped on everyone.

I got no matches. I also got no messages during my 2 months on okcupid.

I'm walking contraception.